If only there were a simple solution to this problem…
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Entries Tagged as 'office'
The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.
February 8th, 2012 · 28 Comments
Tags: Houston · most popular notes of 2012 · office · the printer
Signed, The Doorman Freezing His Ass Off
January 25th, 2012 · 33 Comments
Thanks to Kenny from San Francisco for introducing me to the work of my new favorite doorman.
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Tags: actually totally reasonable · office
Hey, I was saving that for later!
January 22nd, 2012 · 17 Comments
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
Tags: Canada · hygiene · nose-picking · office
It’s not a chore; it’s a date!
January 16th, 2012 · 19 Comments
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
Tags: cleaning · office · rebuttals · Seattle · smartass · Your mother doesn't...
Short on New Year’s resolutions? The janitor has a few suggestions for you.
December 30th, 2011 · 39 Comments
From the ladies’ room…
And the men’s room…
And the men’s room, one day later…
related: And a Happy New Year to you!
Tags: bodily fluids · hygiene · office · toilet
Welcome to “Real America”
November 17th, 2011 · 123 Comments
Reports Barb in Las Vegas: “A woman in our office, originally from the Philippines, just got her citizenship. Our often inappropriate receptionist wrote this note on her card.”
Yes, that really does say “no more climbing over barbed wire in the nite.” Adds Barb: “She also printed lyrics from West Side Story in giant font and hung them in the area where we had celebratory cake. So odd!”
related: America the not-so-beautiful
Tags: Comic Sans Alert · Las Vegas · misplaced patriotism · office · oh no you didn't · WTF?
Hover & Flow(chart)
November 15th, 2011 · 131 Comments
Writes Erica in New York: “I don’t think this woman is aware that the aggressive automatic flush makes water splash all over the toilet seats…but she’s obviously very angry.”
related: Coffee pot flowchart
Tags: etiquette · flow chart · most popular notes of 2011 · New York · office · piss · toilet
From the Manager’s Book of Quotes for Inspiring Workplace Paranoia
November 9th, 2011 · 43 Comments
Writes our submitter in Madison, Wisconsin: “This note appeared in the staff bathrooms the day after a meeting I had with my boss…a meeting that included some discussion about how large parts of my day involve looking for things to do. So…I guess I’m ‘uninteresting’?”
related: A few clues that you might be stuck in a soul-sucking job
Tags: message to all intended for one · now that's management · office
Why can’t I turn this toaster on?
November 8th, 2011 · 59 Comments
Instead of letting the Facilities Dept. know that the toaster was broken, the folks in Catherine’s office opted to collaboratively solve the problem Apollo-13 style, using only the paper products found in the office supply cabinet.
The major difference? This time, failure was an option.
Tags: kitchen · note wars · office · Oregon · smartass · toaster
Happy National Sandwich Day!
November 3rd, 2011 · 80 Comments
Would you care to furnish the last line of this haiku?
related: Sandwich guilt
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Tags: food · London · office fridge · smartass · stealing
