Entries Tagged as 'you know who you are'

so…the water cooler’s hosting rainbow parties again?

May 13th, 2009 · 153 Comments

spotted above the office water cooler by josh in “boston”…

related: and all the pieces matter

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Tags: boston · office · unnecessary "quotation marks" · water · you know who you are

neighborhood crazy-watch

March 6th, 2009 · 75 Comments

our anonymous submitter in quebec says this note is posted on the door of an apartment in her building. “looks like somebody had a rough breakup,” she speculates…in which case i think dude is probably better off. still, i think the ambiguity here presents a wealth of other possible scenarios, no?

related: and all the pieces [...]

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Tags: canada · crazypants · ex drama · neighbors · you know who you are

and all the pieces matter

October 28th, 2008 · 88 Comments

“if it wasn’t for the handwriting,” says lauren in california, “i would have guessed my mom wrote it.”

meanwhile, carson in valencia found this note (crudely laminated with packing tape) attached to a tree while walking his dog in the park. “maybe next time maggie will think twice about leaving her ceramic cats unattended,” he says.

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · apostrophe abuse · california · comma diarrhea · emdash overboard · garbage · neighbors · rhetorical question · seattle · you call that punctuation? · you know who you are

i am seriously like gonna hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault

October 21st, 2008 · 162 Comments

earlier this year, emma in california was sharing a kitchen with three other girls. one day, out of the blue, one of her roommates posted this note. (warning: prepare to reexamine any preconceptions you may have about mormons, straight-edgers, and college-aged women in general.)

by the next morning, emma says, the note was promptly defaced, but [...]

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Tags: cleaning · god · mean girls · roommates · saga · sex sex sex · signed with love · thanks (but not really) · university · you know who you are

maybe “no teenagers” would have been simpler

June 2nd, 2008 · 141 Comments

our anonymous submitter spotted this signage at a homemade water park somewhere near cherry point, south carolina.

related: and pull up your pants

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Tags: crazypants · sex sex sex · south carolina · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks" · you know who you are

thou shalt honor thy facebook newsfeed, and keep it holy

May 29th, 2008 · 99 Comments

a certain facebook friend of our anonymous submitter seems to have been going through a rough couple of weeks. but, hey, at least she seems to be confronting her issues!

(confidential to facebook friend: i’m no shrink, but i have a feeling this strategy might be more effective if the method of confrontation was [...]

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Tags: facebook · you know who you are