Chris in Valdosta, Georgia came home last Halloween Eve to find this friendly reminder taped to every mailbox in his quiet little cul-de-sac. (”It’s a little worse for wear,” Chris explains, “because I ripped it off and stomped it on a few times before scanning it.”)
The underlying message, interestingly enough, actually isn’t all that different [...]
Tags: holiday spirit · jesus · roommates · you're like so going to hell
this good-humored e-mail was send out to the entire staff of an elementary school…IN HELL!
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related: what would jesus do for a klondike bar?
Tags: all-staff e-mail · god · guilt trip · ice cream · stealing · you're like so going to hell
writes emily in austin: “in the notewriter’s defense, this machine has also given me regular coke when i have pressed ‘coke zero’ on many an occasion, so when I saw this note, i thought I had figured it out. if i wanted coke zero, i just had to push the button for regular coke. (i [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · coke · diet coke · pleasantries as afterthought · vending · you're like so going to hell
i really thought it couldn’t get more egregious than this clip-art catastrophe from a church in boston (left), which made this one (right) look downright tasteful in comparison.
but then, at a friend’s recent wedding, carey in northern virginia spotted this note — complete with that same punchy little yellow smiley — on several [...]
Tags: cell phone · clip art catastrophe · espanol · guatemala · guilt trip · jesus · northern virginia · virginia · you're like so going to hell
which clip art extravaganza is the most gratuitous? you be the judge!
is it this sign, from the virginia office of — of course — a major mobile carrier?
is it this little tea party of a sign from cambridge, mass.?
or is it this one, from, yes, a church restroom?
related: cubicle etiquette
Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · boston · cell phone · clip art catastrophe · jesus · massachusetts · office · tea · virginia · you be the judge · you're like so going to hell
thanks to sarah for capturing this delicious little slice of life from her christian college in illinois. (delicious like a quart of starbucks coffee almond fudge, not one measly little low-fat frappucino bar.)
related: but He took the wheel
Tags: apostrophe abuse · excessive underlining · heart · ice cream · illinois · irregular capitalization · jesus · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · touching · university · you call that punctuation? · you're like so going to hell
joey in pittsburgh spotted this one on the campus of carnegie-mellon university. now that’s the thanksgiving spirit!
meanwhile, a different version of this photo floating around shows what appears to be a copy-edited version. ain’t punctuation grand?
Tags: garbage · pittsburgh · you call that punctuation? · you're like so going to hell
