as our submitter peter points out, the residents of berlin — with their trademark berliner schnauze — are not known for mincing words. but this sign, found at a coffee shop of sorts in the u-bahn station kottbusser tor, takes that characteristic berliner directness one step further.
peter’s rough translation: “anyone who doesn’t buy anything [...]
Entries Tagged as 'deutsche'
wie bitte(r)?
June 19th, 2008 · 92 Comments
Tags: "customer service" · berlin · deutsche · more aggressive than passive
perverse and often baffling
May 6th, 2008 · 117 Comments
you decide! which clip art catastrophe raises the most new and troubling questions in your mind?
is it exhibit a, from new york’s west village?
(think about the designer’s thought process here for a moment. why the sunglasses? and not just any shades…but electric blue sunglasses? ditto, the sunflower.)
exhibit b, from a casino in cambodia?
(does no crossed [...]
Tags: berlin · cambodia · clip art catastrophe · deutsche · dogs · german · new york · you be the judge
the holy see of the w.c.
January 6th, 2008 · 92 Comments
octavio in munich says that his landlord (who shares the same apartment) is a regular high priest of paternalistic little notes — the entire flat is covered with them. on the bathroom wall, for example, this glorious collage is what stares back at those seated on the throne. (altogether now: “holy shiße!”)
going OUT?…
must turn the [...]
Tags: bathroom · deutsche · german · lighting · munich · toilet · turning on/off
danke [for the sarcasm]!!!
June 4th, 2007 · 42 Comments
tim found this note in the basement storeroom of an apartment building in kiel, germany:
tim’s rough translation:
THANKS for filling [up the storeroom]!!!
i was able to get to the meter just SUPER!!!
tenant 5/1 [fifth floor, first apartment]
[hand written at the bottom] many thanks from me too, tenant 5/2
Tags: deutsche · exclamation-point happy! · german · neighbors

