an anonymous submitter in ann arbor, michigan received this e-mail from a guy who just moved into her co-op (”basically a co-ed frat house”) for the rest of the summer. “we’ve tried to reason with him,” she says, to no avail. “when asked why he has to get up so early, he says, ‘i have [...]
Entries Tagged as 'drizzunk'
the two-word compromise you’re looking for: zip wire
August 3rd, 2008 · 177 Comments
Tags: and that's an order · drizzunk · e-mail · michigan · noise · questionable logic · roommates · sleeping · spelling and grammar police · thanks (but not really) · university
there will come soft pains
July 7th, 2008 · 239 Comments
this bit of poetry is brought to us by alex in vancouver, an innocent observer on the scene.
Tags: drizzunk · noise · roommates · sleeping · thanks (but not really) · vancouver
happy new year!
December 31st, 2007 · 45 Comments
(and much love to robin in sydney!)
Tags: drizzunk · holiday spirit · spelling and grammar police · sydney
gossip boy
December 2nd, 2007 · 45 Comments
our anonymous submitter in san diego got this text message from a friend, explaining: “it’s in reference to him hooking up with one of my friends on my couch. he’s hooked up with three of my friends to date. it’s bound to get around, ya know?”
adds our submitter: “there’s no safe way to respond to [...]
Tags: drizzunk · frenemies · san diego · sarcasm · sex sex sex · text message
