if you’ve ever tut-tutted over the consequences of big-box stores and online retailers overtaking small businesses, you’ll be heartened to hear that some folks have figured out how to bring those old-fashioned mom-n-pop ideas about customer service into the digital age…with the help of a big ol’ corporation called ebay!
while browsing the auction site for [...]
Entries Tagged as 'florida'
the powerseller of pompano beach
July 27th, 2008 · 310 Comments
Tags: "customer service" · CAPS LOCK · florida · more aggressive than passive · university
sheena is a paintballer
July 9th, 2008 · 177 Comments
where do you suppose this “anomous” tampa, florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?
interested? here’s a free preview!
related: your to lazy
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · crazypants · dubious scientific claims · exclamation-point happy! · florida · gloriously redundant · irregular capitalization · kids today · moms & dads · neighbors · spelling and grammar police · tampa · the lawn · unnecessary "quotation marks"
three things your health teacher didn’t tell you about herpes
June 18th, 2008 · 106 Comments
(a passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)
1. from portland, oregon…
2. from williamsburg, virginia…
3. from miami, florida…
related: come get some
extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com]
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Tags: FYI · miami · not-so-veiled threats · now that's not true · portland · roommates · smiley · starbucks · stealing · university · virginia · warning · whiteboard · williamsburg
why i hate miami, exhibit a
April 6th, 2008 · 67 Comments
the fact that nightclubs have to post notes like this one:
(thanks to jeff in new york for passing along!)
related: going up?
Tags: actually totally reasonable · bathroom · florida · miami · not so much passive-aggressive · vomit
if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today
March 28th, 2008 · 98 Comments
well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when [...]
Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary
an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
March 3rd, 2008 · 88 Comments
the “thanks for forgetting my birthday, asshole” thank-you note: because the only thing that would have made this e-mail from rebecca’s (32-year-old) brother any better is a midi file soundtrack and a dancing elephant or two.
adds rebecca: “my resulting apology just yielded more hate-filled e-mails from him — nevermind that i was camping and he [...]
Tags: cry me a fuckin' river · e-mail · orlando · siblings · thanks (but not really)

