reason #962 why i’m happy facebook wasn’t around when i was in high school…

related: 2 good 2b 4gotten
extra credit: judy “just kidding” grimes [SNL]

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margaret and her high school classmate, gertrude had a “well-established mutual loathing.” (“she would repeatedly make passes at my boyfriend,” margaret says.) but of course, that’s no reason not to sign each other’s senior yearbooks. god, i love teenage girls. frenemies 4-eva!

related: gossip boy

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our anonymous submitter in san diego got this text message from a friend, explaining: “it’s in reference to him hooking up with one of my friends on my couch. he’s hooked up with three of my friends to date. it’s bound to get around, ya know?”

adds our submitter: “there’s no safe way to respond to [...]

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