Entries Tagged as 'fun with malapropisms'

massive canine infestation

August 5th, 2008 · 214 Comments

this notice was spotted by tom from cambridge, england in “the tiniest little toilet in my college hall” — so tiny, he says, there’s “barely enough room to fit a dog in there if you tried.” (but a few raw steaks? perhaps!)

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · cambridge · food · fun with malapropisms · say wha? · toilet · u.k. · university · vermin

letter from a narcotic

June 12th, 2007 · 46 Comments

this ranks right up there with the notice from an aspiring personal-injury lawyer as one of my favorite roommate notes of all time.gillian in albany points out that the malapropism here (”i am the narcotic one”) was actually deliciously appropriate, because “she cleaned exactly like cocaine.”

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Tags: cleaning · fun with malapropisms · garbage · money · roommates · university