Entries Tagged as 'guilt trip'

al gore knows you drove when you could have taken your new bicycle

July 21st, 2008 · 232 Comments

kendall was waiting for her peach perfection at the jamba juice in elmhurst, illinois when she spotted this note on the napkin-holder. writes kendall: “i guess it’s their passive-aggressive way of saying, ‘take fewer napkins, a**hole!’”

a tip for would-be internet meme-mongers: as of this writing, algoreknowshowmanynapkinsyoutake.com is still available. (what are you waiting for? apparently, [...]

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Tags: "customer service" · guilt trip · illinois · shameless meme-mongering · the earth

wet laundry’s a bitch

May 28th, 2008 · 212 Comments

spotted by anna on the wall of an apartment complex in phoenix…

meanwhile, in ottawa…it’s comforting to know that even when mom isn’t there to do your laundry, she can still help you guilt-trip your neighbors.

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Tags: TLDR · guilt trip · karma's a bitch · laundry · moms & dads · thanks (but not really)

if your grandma wrote PSAs

May 1st, 2008 · 152 Comments

j. star says he found this passive-aggressive twist on the old rspca campaign/scottish band in a cincinnati parking lot. (pet-lovers: just to let you know, it was crumpled up on the ground, not on his windshield.)

related: i can has guilt trip?

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Tags: MYOB · cincinatti · dogs · guilt trip · spelling and grammar police

He died for your clip art

April 28th, 2008 · 67 Comments

i really thought it couldn’t get more egregious than this clip-art catastrophe from a church in boston (left), which made this one (right) look downright tasteful in comparison.

but then, at a friend’s recent wedding, carey in northern virginia spotted this note — complete with that same punchy little yellow smiley — on several [...]

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Tags: cell phone · clip art catastrophe · espanol · guilt trip · jesus · virginia · you're like so going to hell

i can has guilt trip?

April 2nd, 2008 · 106 Comments

writes jake in los angeles: “at home for christmas (in greenville, s.c.) i mentioned in passing that i would ‘try’ to make it home for easter, which is what most southern refugee children with guilt complexes tell their doting mothers even though both sides know said child has no intention of showing up to hide [...]

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Tags: guilt trip · holiday spirit · moms & dads · south carolina · southern charm