Entries Tagged as 'gym'
writes our anonymous submitter from kentucky: “I work at a gym. I was checking the women’s locker room to make sure it wasn’t a fetid stinkpit (it wasn’t) when I saw three of these lying on the counter. i went to throw them out and found a whole mess of them in the trashcan, too.”
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Tags: gym · kentucky · rebuttals · spelling and grammar police · stealing
well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when [...]
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Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary
by popular demand, ellen in acton, mass. has sent in a photo of the note that appeared next to the one about spitting in the water fountain on her gym’s suggestion board…
the original “no spitting” note has since been taken down, ellen says. “in its place was one saying that people should stop focusing on [...]
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Tags: excessive underlining · gym · massachusetts · odor
 ellen in acton, mass. spotted this on the suggestion board at her gym.
at least they don’t have a mad bomber on the loose…yet.
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Tags: group bitchfest · gym · massachusetts · oh snap · spitting
if you missed them, act 1 and act 2.
sadly, season one of this series ends with a dramatic cliffhanger ending!
will the mad bomber be caught in the act? will richard g. sells post another sign outing the bomber for public humiliation and condemnation?
we can only hope.
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Tags: bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · gym · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · toilet
if you missed it, act 1.
act 3 coming soon…
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Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy! · gym · not-so-veiled threats · shit · toilet