Entries Tagged as 'jesus'

the book of cubicleism, article iv: “the laying on of hands”

November 2nd, 2008 · 142 Comments

anthony in salt lake city, utah was a little perplexed when the new lady sharing his cubicle put this little number up. odder still, he says, “is the fact that this particular wall was originally my half — she took everything i had on that end and moved it to the other side.”
says anthony: “apparently [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · exclamation-point happy! · jesus · office · salt lake city · touching · utah

everyone: shut it.

September 22nd, 2008 · 86 Comments

“the screen door to our block of flats is broken,” says our anonymous submitter in australia, “which has provoked some rather unique responses from my fellow residents.”

related: but who’s counting?

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Tags: australia · elevator · jesus · opening/closing · saga

the whore of west babylon

August 23rd, 2008 · 123 Comments

jasy from laurel, maryland spotted this beauty while driving down the jersey turnpike.
“i’m dying to know just how blasphemous denise is to deserve the sign,” jasy says, “but is it really that surprising that the antichrist would claim jersey as home base?”

related: no, He uses vaseline
extra credit: “hey, look our toll plaza over” [nytimes.com]

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Tags: jersey · jesus

three tactics for dealing with soap thieves

June 24th, 2008 · 142 Comments

1. prey on their insecurities.

2. get jesus involved.

3. oh, screw it.

related: roommate fumes; unilever marketing execs rejoice

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Tags: bathroom · jesus · office · soap · stealing

He died for your clip art

April 28th, 2008 · 67 Comments

i really thought it couldn’t get more egregious than this clip-art catastrophe from a church in boston (left), which made this one (right) look downright tasteful in comparison.

but then, at a friend’s recent wedding, carey in northern virginia spotted this note — complete with that same punchy little yellow smiley — on several [...]

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Tags: cell phone · clip art catastrophe · espanol · guatemala · guilt trip · jesus · northern virginia · virginia · you're like so going to hell

no, He uses vaseline

March 4th, 2008 · 183 Comments

myra spotted this note at the fine dining establishment known as tudor’s biscuit world in roanoke, virginia. (for the record, she says, don’t believe the hype — the biscuits aren’t all that great.) but if you’re looking for a place to bear witness…

related: there you go, bringing Him into it again

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Tags: guilt trip · jesus · stealing · virginia

“no adult’s going to waste their time doing that”

February 6th, 2008 · 71 Comments

based on the online/canine aging scale (one dog year = one youtube day) this video is pretty much on its last legs, but we love it just the same. consider this post a mercy shot of euthanasia. (and thanks to maximilian, jen, chris, willa, nattie, cat and dave for passing along!)

related: oh, shit!

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Tags: dogs · jesus · revenge · shit

clip art crimes

December 16th, 2007 · 139 Comments

which clip art extravaganza is the most gratuitous? you be the judge!
is it this sign, from the virginia office of — of course — a major mobile carrier?

is it this little tea party of a sign from cambridge, mass.?

or is it this one, from, yes, a church restroom?

related: cubicle etiquette

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Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · boston · cell phone · clip art catastrophe · jesus · massachusetts · office · tea · virginia · you be the judge · you're like so going to hell

so much for turning the other cheek

December 13th, 2007 · 138 Comments

thanks to sarah for capturing this delicious little slice of life from her christian college in illinois. (delicious like a quart of starbucks coffee almond fudge, not one measly little low-fat frappucino bar.)

related: but He took the wheel

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · excessive underlining · heart · ice cream · illinois · irregular capitalization · jesus · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · touching · university · you call that punctuation? · you're like so going to hell

but He took the wheel

September 27th, 2007 · 105 Comments

summer from decatur, georgia says she found this note “left on a car piously parked while attempting to attend mass on vacation” in galveston, texas.

stealing hot pockets is apparently not the only thing that jesus wouldn’t do.

related: there you go, bringing Him into it again

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Tags: cincinatti · decatur · galveston · jesus · parking · texas · the lawn

there you go, bringing Him into it again

June 4th, 2007 · 40 Comments

(from sarah’s AMAZING photo set, “notes on theft”, and from james in beaumont, texas.)

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Tags: excessive underlining · food · jesus · stealing · university