Entries Tagged as 'dishes'

law & order: special dishes unit

November 16th, 2008 · 114 Comments

“these are the results of your typical no-one-washes-their-dishes-at-the-office situation,” says our submitter in portland, oregon.
“there used to be a note above the sink that said “NOT YOUR MAMA,” but it was replaced with these gems, both of which sort of creep me out (and neither of which has ameliorated the dirty dish issue).”

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Tags: dishes · kinda creepy · office cop · portland

the sink half-empty

September 4th, 2008 · 66 Comments

our anonymous submitter sneakily snapped a photo of the whiteboard at a friend’s house in urbana, illinois.

related: oh sweetie, i love it when you talk dirty!

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Tags: dishes · dishwasher · excessive underlining · illinois · rebuttals · roommates · signed with love · urbana · whiteboard

i asked santa for a baby alive, and all i got was this stupid dishwasher

July 2nd, 2008 · 142 Comments

i didn’t think i’d ever see a kitchen appliance more inappropriately anthropomorphized than this fridge, but i think this dishwasher note (from an anonymous submitter in england) dials the WTF-factor up to 11.

related: the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · bold-underlined-caps · dishes · dishwasher · mixed metaphors · sad face · shit · u.k. · wtf?

oh sweetie, i love it when you talk dirty!

June 10th, 2008 · 150 Comments

“my friend katelyn’s roommate left her this note before she went away for memorial day weekend last year,” says monica in boston. “i love how it starts off so BFF-like…then takes a sharp left into passive-aggressive territory.”

adds monica: “while katelyn normally likes to avoid confrontation, i think this note pushed her over the edge. she [...]

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Tags: dishes · heart · mean girls · p.s. · roommates · smiley · university

not to name names, but…

March 18th, 2008 · 83 Comments

world-renowned troublemaker troy mcclure forwards this e-mail from his department’s secretary in sydney.

no big deal, you say? take a second look at the addressee list. (yes, jonathan, i’m talking to you.)
related: just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm

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Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · dishes · overzealous secretary · sydney

holy matrimony

December 4th, 2007 · 105 Comments

karolina in dallas says she typically tries to wait her husband out in situations like this one, but she almost always ends up caving — “particularly when mold is involved.”

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Tags: dallas/fort worth · dishes · mold · sig o

when peaceniks get pissed

November 25th, 2007 · 55 Comments

writes ludovic from geneva: “i went to bil’in, a palestinian village cut through by the security fence, for the weekly friday demonstration. there’s a house there whose owner rents out the ground flat to activists to be used as a meeting place, sleeping hostel, that sort of thing. the day was obviously tense, but seeing [...]

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Tags: dishes · the middle east

apology denied

November 23rd, 2007 · 107 Comments

our anonymous submitter in california was having some issues with her roommates not washing their dishes. “it got so bad that i picked up what i thought was a black bowl only to find it was white and covered in ants,” she says. when asked to clean up after themselves, the roommates responded with a [...]

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Tags: actions speak louder · california · dishes · excessive underlining · get over it · more aggressive than passive · piss · roommates · whiteboard

is that a calligraphy pen?

November 15th, 2007 · 232 Comments

“keep in mind that this is coming from the messiest and loudest of six roommates,” says our anonymous submitter, a college student in new york. isn’t it always?

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Tags: dishes · excessive underlining · new york · paper product fairy · roommates · university

2 points for chutzpah, but zero for originality

September 11th, 2007 · 100 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter in corte madera, california: “we have a lot of passive aggressive notes up around the office, and most of them are addressed to the entire office staff in common areas. you can imagine my surprise when after eating lunch and going out for a smoke break with some coworkers today, we [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · cleaning · dishes · garbage · guilt trip · kitchen · moms & dads · office · oh snap · opening/closing · recycling · spelling and grammar police · visual aids · your mother doesn't...

who would’ve thought? it figures

September 3rd, 2007 · 157 Comments

as it turns out, the internet isn’t the best place for the secret journal you don’t want your roommate to see. but for the other party involved, it certainly makes for some fascinating reading.

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Tags: a matter of taste · attire · blog · dishes · rhetorical question · roommates · sponges

ps bacon is life

September 1st, 2007 · 175 Comments

the coast newspaper in halifax recently invited its readers to share their “passive-aggressive roommate tales.” (gee, what a great idea!)
my favorite part:

Excerpts from a 34-point note sent to a former roommate:
2. Your rent was always late and it was not paid in full.
4. You used the dishes and baking ware that we provided to you [...]

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Tags: bullet points · canada · cleaning · dishes · dishwasher · food · halifax · money · revenge · roommates

upon further reflection, screw you

September 1st, 2007 · 51 Comments

while jessica was a college student in boston, she lived in a five-person apartment with one friend and three strangers. jess says apartment issues were rarely (if ever– there was only one “meeting”) talked about directly (there was but one “meeting), but were instead handled through a series of “love notes” from anne, like this [...]

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Tags: boston · cleaning · dishes · garbage · guests · not-so-veiled threats · vermin · water · your mother doesn't...

perhaps a committee to assess the health of the committee?

August 20th, 2007 · 101 Comments

“the healthy companies committee” explains katherine in d.c., is the name of the office pep squad led by the sender of the e-mail. (”ironically,” she adds, “he does not seem to be able to deal with his frustration in a ‘healthy’ way.”)
the hilarity of this note is more subtle than say, a “thank you terry,” [...]

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Tags: comma diarrhea · confusion??? · d.c. · dishes · dishwasher · e-mail · exclamation-point happy! · not-so-veiled threats · office · questionable logic · royal we · spelling and grammar police

kitchen wish list

August 13th, 2007 · 85 Comments

an anonymous submitter brings us this note from the kitchen of vermont theater’s group housing, “where all the techies live.” unlike other notes we’ve seen attributed to management/the apartment/the cat, etc., our submitter says the bit at the bottom was, in fact, written by the house’s cleaning lady. he adds, “granted, the kitchen was messy, [...]

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Tags: dishes · kitchen · spelling and grammar police · thanks (but not really) · vermont

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

August 8th, 2007 · 50 Comments

in all fairness, says brandi in austin, “this note was written after our dishes became so caked with fungus that we had to buy new stuff. the smell was also REALLY bad.”

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Tags: austin · dishes · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · internet citation · lOWERCASE l · obnoxious definition · shit · texas

martyr complex much?

July 19th, 2007 · 78 Comments

sometimes, a little complaining is necessary.
(submitted by jeremiah in little rock, arkansas.)

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Tags: arkansas · cleaning · dishes · dogs · money · roommates · shit

10 people, one kitchen

July 13th, 2007 · 66 Comments

alanna lives in a house in ottawa with nine other girls, where “dishes are always being left in the sink dirty and growing stuff, or clean on the counter taking up space.” a note war has commenced on the window above the fridge.

by popular demand, alanna has helpfully posted another picture showing the underlying notes!

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Tags: canada · dishes · excessive underlining · kitchen · note wars · ottawa · roommates

what michael moore didn’t show you in sicko

July 11th, 2007 · 29 Comments

annette in the u.k. calls this one “how to make toast in the nhs.”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · danger · dishes · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · office · u.k.

passive-aggressive free-for-all

July 8th, 2007 · 78 Comments

during his fourth year of college, andrew from waterloo says he lived with some seriously passive-aggressive roommates. the following three notes all went up within a 48-hour period:

andrew couldn’t resist adding one of his own…

it was taken down.
related: the post-it wars

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Tags: dishes · excessive underlining · rebuttals · roommates · stealing · university · waterloo