Entries Tagged as 'die bitch die'

next on thieves with low self-esteem

June 9th, 2008 · 140 Comments

terri in d.c. found this sign-bedecked scooter outside her apartment hilarious for three reasons. first off, “the fact that one of those little squirrely-looking scooter guys got out his most aggressive art supply and wrote “fuck off and die” to a stranger.”
second, she says: “i live between two churches, a library, an elementary school, [...]

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Tags: blitzkrieg approach · d.c. · die bitch die · irregular capitalization · questionable logic · stealing

come get some

October 26th, 2007 · 146 Comments

lisa in berkeley says she was doing laundry in her dorm building when someone pointed out this amazing note to her. “according to that person, who knew the note-poster through a friend, ‘the towels were actually nice. they were from kohl’s or something.’”

lisa says the note has since been taken down. “i guess an ra [...]

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Tags: TMI · berkeley · california · comic sans alert · comma diarrhea · die bitch die · laundry · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · stealing · that shit is disgusting · towels · university

losing lisa

October 3rd, 2007 · 138 Comments

gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · excessive underlining · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · university

dear vandal

September 13th, 2007 · 168 Comments

“random people seem to have a lot of fun vandalizing portland’s many bus stops,” says kathryn. “several of the stops i use frequently have had their schedules removed, which is oh- so-helpful. the other day when i went to the stop in front of my office to go home, i noticed this little note. they [...]

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Tags: die bitch die · portland · rhetorical question · vandalism

killer cookie dough

June 20th, 2007 · 34 Comments

writes lauren in kansas: “my roommate is known for her notes towards me and our other roommate. we never touch each others food as is but i guess she felt the need to threaten us to keep it that way.”

lauren adds: “inside the box? a ton of containers of frozen cookie dough.”

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Tags: die bitch die · exclamation-point happy! · food · kansas · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · signed with love · stealing

do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 77 Comments

looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:

grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet