Writes our submitter, a college student in Colorado who I would really like to smack some sense into: “We had a change in professors midway through the semester in my fiction workshop. The new professor does not understand that his class is not the absolute most important thing in the universe.”
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related: So, you were hoping to get an A for “asshole-like entitlement”?
FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · college life · Colorado · kids today · most popular notes of 2013
The only think Derek — I’m sorry, “Dman” — had to say about this note was, “i live with some girls, and one is pretty funny.” Something tells that “funny ha ha” isn’t what comes to his roommates’ minds when mopping up Derek’s puddles of urine.
related: The Piddler on the Roof
FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · most popular notes of 2013 · New York · piss · roommates
Melissa in Ontario received this note — attached to a raw chicken breast and wrapped in plastic wrap — pushed through her mail slot several years ago. To this day, she says, “I’ve never been able to figure out what I did that was so horrible/distracting that it ruined the best orgasm of someone’s life and also what raw chicken has to do with it.”
related: Down and dirty down under
FILED UNDER: Ontario · sex sex sex · thanks (but not really) · WTF?
Explains David in California: “Because of an ant problem, Julia can’t keep her candy in her room.” Thus…
related: There’s stealing candy from children, and then there’s…this.
FILED UNDER: candy · Halloween · most popular notes of 2013
Sarah spotted this lovely handpainted sign just down the street from Walmart in a small town in Washington state.
Meanwhile, in another small town across the country, Megan in Virginia spotted this car in her local Walmart parking lot.
related: That means you young man in the blue Subaru!!
FILED UNDER: car · driving · most popular notes of 2013 · small town living
related: NO CANDY GO AWAY!
FILED UNDER: Halloween · most popular notes of 2013
Carolyn and her husband were intrigued by this message on a car they spotted at a roadside farmer’s market in Maryland. “We desperately wanted to know who the driver was and who wrote it,” Carolyn says. “Unfortunately, we never got to see either before we left.”
So, what do you imagine the story is here?
related: What does your car say about you?
FILED UNDER: driving · Maryland · public shaming
“Foster’s Market in Chapel Hill, North Carolina is a pretty popular place right off a college campus,” says our submitter, Hope. “Lots of students come in, maybe get a coffee and sit for hours using the free wireless without buying anything else.” In response, the owners recently changed the name of the WiFi network. Gets the point across, no?
related: Passive-Aggressive WiFi
FILED UNDER: "customer service" · most popular notes of 2013 · North Carolina · restaurant
Dear late-night cat: plz discipline ur lady. kthxbai.
related: Please walk your elephant quietly!
FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · cats · most popular notes of 2013 · neighbors · noise · Oakland
Cristina in California had to smile when she saw the thank-you note her son composed to his friends. How’s that for subtlety?
And before you start in on “kids today” — I found a thank-you note my own father wrote to his grandparents circa 1958. Check out the P.S. on the back!
related: (It’s my first fang.)
FILED UNDER: birthday · Christmas · kids