In lieu of a Father’s Day gift, Sarah in D.C. says her 13-year-old cousin posted this note on the front door of their house the night before, so her Dad could see it when got up this morning for her Sunday walk. “According to her, it’s the thought that counts anyway,” Sarah says. “I thought it was really sweet, but the post script is the best.”
![DEAR DADDY: Happy Father's Day! Thanks for all. I'll study hard, don't worry, and I don't have any plans of having a boyfriend. Love lots, [redacted 13-year-old daughter] P.S. Practice controlling your anger dad, mwa! :)](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4063/4717393156_50c2b97821_o.jpg)
related: Dear Dad, I hate you less than the other parental unit. Happy Father’s Day!
FILED UNDER: Moms & Dads · kids · p.s. · signed with love
Ann was leaving her niece’s First Communion at a Catholic Church in Vienna, Virginia when she noticed this sign. The icing on the post-mass doughnut, she says, was when the priest concluded his closing prayer with “And kids, don’t forget to remind your parents that mass doesn’t end until after the closing song.”

related: The PANtheistic approach
FILED UNDER: God · Northern Virginia · guilt trip
“My daughter is six and hyper after school,” writes Shannon in Jacksonville, North Carolina. “One day, I told her to go outside and play, but she wanted to watch TV.” Later, while cooking dinner, Shannon found this Magna-doodled on the fridge.

After being forced into a similar “bad cop” role, Maria in Long Beach, California found this message from her nine-year-old son on the patio.

Meanwhile, our submitter in Pennsylvania found this in a journal her nine-year-old daughter was throwing away. Interestingly, she says, “There was no ‘I HATE daddy’ written on the next page.”

related: Daddy’s little smartass
Happy F’ing Mother’s Day!
FILED UNDER: Moms & Dads · kids
Chris found this not-so-nice note in the laundry room of his nice townhouse complex. What’s interesting here is how the author seems to undermine his or her own logic. (As Chris put it, “I know it’s really pathetic to steal a dryer sheet and a quarter, but really, is it that big of a deal?”)
If it’s not about the 25 cents, but rather, the principle of the thing, well…which is worse? To take a quarter from an empty laundry room, knowing that one of your neighbors left it there? Or to post a dick-ish anonymous note for all to see…instead of, say, keeping your damn quarters in your pocket like everybody else?

related: I know where you live, laundry thief
FILED UNDER: I know who you are · Tucson · ellipses-crazed · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · grow up · karma's a bitch · laundry · message to all intended for one · money · neighbors · stealing
Heather saw this car parked in her Takoma Park, Maryland neighborhood, while Heather spotted the truck below in New Orleans. Perhaps Stephanie and Michael can form a support group with Rene Hall?
![Stephanie [redacted] appropriates other people's property and destroys other people's belongings Stephanie [redacted] appropriates other people's property and destroys other people's belongings](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2667/3761351877_4f25b521a8.jpg)
![Michael [redacted] Parks Like An Idiot](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4341639070_c48434b22b.jpg)
related: You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard.
FILED UNDER: New Orleans · Takoma Park · car · graffiti · parking