“I’m not a car guy,” writes our submitter from Los Angeles, “but I’m in love with my neighbor’s car. I walk by every day hoping a ‘For Sale’ sign will show up.” Today, he happened to found this note (which I read more like the beginning of a story story) stuck to the windshield instead.
related: Signed, Your Proud Wife
FILED UNDER: car · Los Angeles · love & marriage
I have to give Kim’s daughter credit here for saying what most TLC/Lifetime viewers are shouting at their television screens while watching the antics of the “Momagers” behind all those would-be dancers/ice skaters/gymnasts/pageant queens. I’m with you, kid!
related: Never put nature aside for television
FILED UNDER: kids · most popular notes of 2013 · Mother-daughter notes
“My spelling skills are a perpetual work in progress,” admits Kelly in Calgary. “When I told my sticky-note-happy coworker about my most recent spelling mistake caught by my boss, she decided to take action.”
related: A personal pet peive
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · Calgary · i before e · office · smartass · spelling and grammar police
Writes our submitter in Australia: “Our office has been quite settled for the past few years without any issues, but recently fridge items have started to go missing. I’ve lost my own odd pieces of lunch to our unknown thief, so I sympathise completely.”
related: Dear ‘Desperate for Salad’
FILED UNDER: Australia · office fridge · sad face · stealing
Our submitter stumbled upon this (excessively punctuated) gem while reading reviews for a product she was considering purchasing on Amazon.
related: Well, at least she reads?
FILED UNDER: gift · posted online · public shaming · You call that punctuation?
“There has always been candy on the secretary’s desk at work,” writes Dennis in Louisiana, “but “someone recently moved in to the office who does not need to be eating any candy. I think the message here is pretty clear.”
related: This is a candy-optional office
FILED UNDER: actions speak louder · candy · hey fatty · mean girls · office · public shaming · way harsh
As if the clients pissing in the trash cans weren’t enough…the owner of this tanning salon in Boston also can’t afford spellcheck.
related: In case you were wondering why we’re closed
FILED UNDER: Boston · don't blame us · fired · opening/closing · passive voice · spelling and grammar police · TMI
David in California says that construction has been going on in his neighborhood for the past couple weeks — and apparently not everyone is thrilled with what the city is trying to accomplish. (David managed to document all of these notes when his leaving his house in the morning; they were all gone by the time he returned home that evening.)
related: The Gateway to Contractor Hell
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · money · raging against the machine
Writes James in Newcastle, England: “This weekend my girlfriend, who lives 180 miles away, came to visit me. As you would expect, we got up to the horizontal shuffle. In the morning this note was passed under my door. I am thinking of having it framed.”
related: Your sexy schoolgirl girlfriend is frightening the kittens
FILED UNDER: roommates · sex sex sex · U.K.
Writes our submitter in Denver: “I parked my ’82 VW van in the closest guest spot to my home about a week ago, as I’ve been cleaning it out to sell it. Then I was sick for a few days so I didn’t leave the house. Today I found this on the windshield.”
related: It’s my spot and I’ll park what I want to
FILED UNDER: car · exclamation-point happy!!!! · neighbors · parking · so this is a thing?