Laura spotted this yard sale sign outside Peet’s Coffee Shop in Portland, Oregon.
Peter spotted a similar sign in his Long Island neighborhood a while back.
related: Garage sale drama
Dirty laundry for sale!
June 17th, 2013 · 63 comments
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A Father’s Day Poem
June 16th, 2013 · 22 comments
Deborah in Townsville, Australia says her 9-year-old son, Connor, made this card for her husband, a keen cyclist. “Clearly, Connor is aware of the inherently risky nature of cycling,” Deborah says. “Either that or the word ‘dead’ just rhymed well.”
![Dad you are great at sport. You always support. But when it is time to go to bed I always just pray your [sic] not dead.](http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8439/7946822546_445f521f5d_b.jpg "Dad you are great at sport. You always support. But when it is time to go to bed I always just pray your [sic] not dead.")
related: My Dad weighs 15 pounds, does not have a job, and likes to wear shirts.
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The Piddler on the Roof
June 14th, 2013 · 30 comments
Today’s special comes to us from New York City, at the entrance to the building’s roof deck. (Just in time for summer, when the entire city already smells like urine and garbage!)
Meanwhile, Jenny spotted this outside a three-story office building in Vancouver, B.C.
related: Dear Bob, please do not pee out your bedroom window
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The Clean Section
June 12th, 2013 · 42 comments
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Please don’t feed the engineers
June 11th, 2013 · 19 comments
At first glance, I definitely thought was one of those “don’t feed the zoo animals” signs. But then, whoa, an Aussie 180! Roz in Perth says the “fairly militant kitchen brigade” at her office posts notes like this all over the kitchen.
![Did you know? 1. Ge[c]kos and other reptiles need to lay on top of rocks to keep warm 2. Plates, cups, spoons and forks aren't reptiles. They are subterranean creatures that need to be deep down inside cupboards and drawers. Thanks for washing & putting away your subterranean creatures!](http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8270/9019787013_c14c77a652.jpg "Did you know? 1. Ge[c]kos and other reptiles need to lay on top of rocks to keep warm 2. Plates, cups, spoons and forks aren't reptiles. They are subterranean creatures that need to be deep down inside cupboards and drawers. Thanks for washing & putting away your subterranean creatures!")
related: The saddest zoo in the world
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Vomiting for dummies
June 10th, 2013 · 70 comments
Mike spotted this in one of the restrooms at his Atlanta office. As amused as he was by the snarky comment-ALL CAPS-clip art combo, “I can’t say I disagree with the note,” says Mike. “That’s just gross.”
related: Don’t vom in the urinals, either
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With some fava beans and a nice Chianti
June 9th, 2013 · 24 comments
“It would appear my co-worker is sensitive to her plant being moved,” writes Claire in the U.K.
Meanwhile, in New York…
And in Baltimore…
related: Pigs do not eat bacon
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The not-so-friendly skies
June 6th, 2013 · 138 comments
Writes our submitter in Phoenix: “Apparently, the baggage handlers at Southwest did not appreciate my ‘love note’ baggage tag and felt the need to respond — in permanent marker.”
Adds our submitter: “In my defense, I would like to point out that my bag was 46 lb., which is still under the airline’s weight limit, and I, at 5’2″, had no trouble lifting it.”
related: If the TSA was in charge of the office fridge
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Please use *this* version of the alphabet
June 5th, 2013 · 47 comments
But…but…where is Elemenopee?
(Thanks to Erika in California, Angela in Illinois, and Victoria in Texas for submitting.)
related: A recipe for passive-aggressiveness
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Wake up, Mixer. You’re in the Matrix.
June 4th, 2013 · 31 comments
Oh look, another sentient kitchen appliance. This time, with allergies.
(As spotted by Julie in her Provo, Utah college cafeteria.)
related: The very needy dishwasher
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