A holiday wish

June 6th, 2007 · 9 comments

Writes Heidi in Kansas City, Missouri: “In my building, the decorating committee of condo owners added lamps to the hallway tables on each floor. Someone started turning the lamps off on some floors, and someone else left this note on the bulletin board in the building’s laundry room. Gotta love that festive holiday stationery!”

WE WISH THE PEOPLE WHO ARE TURNING OFF THE HALL LIGHTS WOULD GET A LIFE

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Which one of these is not like the other?

June 6th, 2007 · 48 comments

Along with the Mad Bomber series, I’d say this note is one for the hall of fame. There are so many amazing elements here I can’t even pick a favorite.

Yay! No more loud obnoxious roommates! which one of these is not like the other? (2 of 2)

related: care, it makes a difference

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priorities

June 6th, 2007 · 5 comments

from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…priorities.jpgthanks to liz for submitting!

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Nobody wants to see that

June 6th, 2007 · 14 comments

From an all-girls floor of a Boston University dorm…

Just a friendly note: Kindly shut the door when you're making out.

Ah, college. Thanks to Vicky in Boston for submitting!

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A common misconception

June 5th, 2007 · 25 comments

Dispatches from an oh-so-common passive-aggressive battleground: “the common area.”

YO ANDY WHAT'S THE DEAL W/ MY PAINTS & STUFF?? WHY DO YOU U KEEP MOVING THEM?? ISN'T THIS THE COMMON AREA??

THESE TABLES ARE EVERYBODY'S NOT JUST YOURS! IF U CAN STORE JUNK UNDER THEM, I CAN STORE PAINT ON TOP OF THEM. WORD.

So, whose side are you on?

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studying up on bedside manner might not be a bad idea

June 5th, 2007 · 38 comments

CC found this note in one of the study carrels at her large midwestern med school:

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this was her response:

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(she continues on a second page.)

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Arrivederci, asshole

June 5th, 2007 · 7 comments

Sara is one of seven students sharing an apartment in Venice. After three months of living together, she says, it became clear that one of the flatmates had to go: he had nasty habits like, um, pleasuring himself in his in other people’s bedrooms while they were out.

“We gently told him we thought it was better for everybody if he looked for another house,” Sara says, but he didn’t take the hint. So one of the other roommates decided to leave him this note:

arrivederci, asshole

Roughly translated from the Italian, it reads: “It’s time you leave.”

(He did.)

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The souls of our shoes

June 5th, 2007 · 26 comments

This important safety message is brought to you from an anonymous worker at a call center in Toronto.

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Thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 12 comments

(Charlie in Los Angeles did not eat your lunch.)

PLEASE RETURN CREAMER TO FRIDGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. [thanks for eating my lunch...AND MINE!] [No problem Guys. Bring some more tomorrow. :) JP

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To all tennant

June 5th, 2007 · 17 comments

My personal favorite from Sara’s oh-so-delightful Office Sign Project.

 

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