From the Bay-area offices of Yahoo! HotJobs…
Those programmers…so literal-minded, sometimes.
(thiz onez fer u, slackferno.)
“Servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.”
June 15th, 2007 · 30 comments
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May the sanctity of the sink prevail!!
June 14th, 2007 · 93 comments
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Et tu, Dora?
June 13th, 2007 · 20 comments
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Try a bite.
June 13th, 2007 · 23 comments
A booby-trapped soup — sans note — probably would have been the more effective (and more passive-aggressive) approach, but, um, to each his own?
If you’re wondering what OxyPowder is, allow Kenneth to explain.
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Love, Apt #3
June 12th, 2007 · 26 comments
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Letter from a narcotic
June 12th, 2007 · 52 comments
This ranks right up there with the notice from an aspiring personal-injury lawyer as one of my favorite roommate notes of all time.
Gillian in Albany, New York points out that the malapropism here (“I am the narcotic one”) was actually deliciously appropriate, because “she cleaned exactly like cocaine.”
related: This room is protected by the Constitution
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There’s a bedroom behind this wall
June 11th, 2007 · 15 comments
Robert in Sacramento found this one on the wall of his apartment building’s laundry room. Says Robert: “On the surface, I don’t think this sign is too bad. The underlining of “time” and the “thanks a lot!!” at the end push it over the top for me.”
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$10 each
June 11th, 2007 · 23 comments
Says Tyler in Boston: “My roommate stopped talking to me after the first month of living together and only communicated via whiteboard.” Or, has his roommate might say, via “whiteboard thing.”
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Some suggestions for using the urinal
June 11th, 2007 · 17 comments
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I guess that’s why
June 10th, 2007 · 7 comments
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