Writes our submitter in Brisbane, Australia: “It wasn’t me that reported the rich guy to the council, but it sure gave me a few laughs.”

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FILED UNDER: Australia · car · money · parking · thanks (but not really)
Explains our submitter in Chicago: “Colleague A left the following note — an attempt to enforce an ambigious personal space decoration policy via shame — on Colleague B’s Eiffel Tower clip. (Note: Colleague A has no official authority over Colleague B.) I find the phrasing both poetic and hilarious.”

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FILED UNDER: a matter of taste · Chicago · office · office cop
Our submitter has been couchsurfing his way through the living rooms of strangers across the country, and recently made a stop in Portland, Oregon. One morning, after leaving his dirty clothes in a pile near the rest of his stuff, he returned later to find…a surprise.
Adds our submitter: “Everyone in Portland seems to do things like this. All. The. Time.”

related: Put a bird on it!
FILED UNDER: laundry · not so much passive-aggressive · Portland · questionable logic · WTF?
The front:

Aaaand the back:

(Thanks to Jada in Knoxville, Tennessee for submitting!)
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FILED UNDER: kids · Mother's Day · Mother-daughter notes
Our submitter in Canada, who lives in a rooming house with a shared kitchen, laughed pretty hard upon finding this note. “It’s just so specific. So very specific.”

“P.S.,” our submitter adds: “I didn’t drop the noodles.”
related: Well, someone’s feeling a little chippy…
FILED UNDER: food · roommates · WTF?
This seems like a conversation you should probably have in person, no? I mean…ouch.

related: Dear Alex, GET OUT.
FILED UNDER: Berkeley · moving/not moving · roommates
Drew is currently sharing an apartment in Taiwan with three roommates. One day, this note appeared on the door of the bathroom, directly facing the toilet. Says Drew: “I contemplate its meaning like a Zen haiku.”

related: My German roommate
FILED UNDER: Clearly a non-native English speaker · clip art catastrophe · roommates · toilet · WTF?
Our submitter spotted this twist on a well-worn trope in the Potrero Hill neighborhood of San Francisco.

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FILED UNDER: dogs · love & marriage · San Francisco · shit