So…what is it about the Minnesota suburbs that makes the idea of killing someone’s pet the height of hilarity?
At least in Seattle they try to be a bit poetic about it.
(Thanks to Scott, Karen, and Sarah for submitting!)
related: You forgot something!
FILED UNDER: dogs · neighbors · shit
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FILED UNDER: Australia · smoking
Up next, on Bananas with Low Self-Esteem…
And on the inside…
Seriously, what are you waiting for?
(Thanks to Josh in Vancouver and John in NYC for submitting!)
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FILED UNDER: bananas · office
Spotted by Andy at his apartment complex in San Francisco. #kidstoday!!!
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FILED UNDER: neighbors · noise · odor
Our submitter says this note was posted in a Princeton University restroom by his coworker, who had become “completely obsessed with finding out who didn’t flush the urinal after using it.” After posting the note, he began to discreetly check the urinal every time he saw someone leave the restroom.
“Eventually he identified the culprit, and that individual was appropriately shunned,” says our submitter. “At least he kept his oath to God!”
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FILED UNDER: college life · New Jersey · office · reverse psychology · toilet
We all love a good drama, don’t we?
related: A love story for the ages
FILED UNDER: neighbors · noise · spurned lover
Our submitter just moved to a small town in South Dakota, and says that seeing this “edited” ad at a diner was the biggest culture shock she’s had yet! “As an art teacher,” she writes, “I was irritated that someone would try so hard to dissuade some kids from pursuing what sounds like a pretty cool experience.”
related: Hey, redneck
FILED UNDER: God · schools & teachers · small town living · spelling and grammar police
Danielle in Baltimore says copies of this notice were posted on electrical poles, fences, and doors all around her apartment complex.
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FILED UNDER: Baltimore · cats · clip art catastrophe · neighbors
Due to some recent stressful events, Daniel in Brisbane recently started smoking cigarettes again after 10 years of going without. “To avoid embarassing questions from people I know, I take steps to avoid smelling like cigarette smoke,” he says — including leaving work and parking next to a rail line, on the opposite side of any residential buildings. (Admittedly, a wee bit shady.)
Well, somebody noticed. Daniel found this note on his windshield.
related: Blowing smoke
FILED UNDER: Australia · smoking · Won't somebody think of the children?
Spotted at a wedding in Texas. Says our submitter, “The food was BBQ. The DJ never made the announcement for seconds.”
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FILED UNDER: food · Texas · weddings and bridezillas