Our submitter, a teacher in North Carolina, received this from one of her students at the end of this year. I think my favorite part of this letter is the part that got erased — which, as far as I can make out, says, “I thought were kind of nice” and “P.S. I think you were nice sometimes.” Way to dial it back there, Faith.
Sure, she failed you, Mrs. B, but she signed it with love!
related: Teacher appreciation with first graders
FILED UNDER: kids · schools & teachers · signed with love
Summer’s here! And you know what that means….
Meanwhile, our submitter Ellen spotted this one at a drive-through daiquiri-store in Louisiana. “Apparently, you can buy everclear in a Styrofoam cup at 11 am without leaving your car, just you can’t pay for it with boob money.”
related: Elevator nose grease. It’s a thing, apparently.
FILED UNDER: money · retail hell · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary
Our submitter, a pharmacist, says this note was written on the back of a patient’s invoice. “She often has hand-written notes demanding an explanation for charges she incurred, but I think this might be the first product complaint I’ve seen,” he says. “I’m kind of surprised it has taken her 80-some years to learn that cough syrup tastes like ass.”
related: Life is awful.
FILED UNDER: old folks
Chris in Cincinnati says this came in the mail with no return address.
The butterfly sticker is a nice touch, no?
related: Welcome to the neighborhood. You’re totally screwing it up.
FILED UNDER: Cincinnati · garbage · neighbors · unnecessary "quotation marks"
Writes Libby in Green Bay, Wisconsin: “In my office, about 100 people share one communal fridge. One person has been bringing a gallon of milk for months and completely ignoring how much room it takes up. Apparently, someone had had enough of their inconsiderate nonsense.”
After all, the considerate Wisconsinite would just hitch his dairy cow up in the breakroom like everyone else.
UPDATE: The office dairy lover responds!
related: Spoiled Milk
FILED UNDER: milk · office fridge
Our submitter in Austin calls this “the result of a slowly escalating office disagreement.”
related: No cackle zone
FILED UNDER: noise · note wars · office · office fridge
FILED UNDER: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting
Writes our submitter in Iowa: “This anonymous note from our “disappointed neighbors” was taped to an iron bench in front of our house – on Earth Day, no less!”
related: Take that, Homeowners Association!
FILED UNDER: neighbors · there goes the neighborhood
Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”
related: Oh, gaufre yourself.
FILED UNDER: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)
So thoughtful, these folks!
related: Maddie’s turning one!
FILED UNDER: birthday · family