While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
Got game?
January 23rd, 2012 · 30 comments
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Hey, I was saving that for later!
January 22nd, 2012 · 17 comments
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
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Daddy dearest
January 19th, 2012 · 25 comments
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.”
related: Some daughterly wisdom for Dad
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Your punishment for forgetting your reusable grocery bags
January 18th, 2012 · 45 comments
Writes Kiki in Melbourne: “Have you ever seen a sack act so bitchy and sanctimonious all at once? I can’t believe a plastic bag’s attitude actually started to piss me off!”
Well, Kiki, it could be worse.
related: …and F the Polar Bear!
extra credit: I (don’t) use plastic bags.
→ 45 CommentsFILED UNDER: Melbourne · recycling · The Earth · unnecessary "quotation marks"
It’s not a chore; it’s a date!
January 16th, 2012 · 19 comments
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
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