Jamie and her now-husband received this puzzling reply to a save-the-date card sent to his mother’s sister. Says Jamie: “We’re still not sure of the reason for the upset.” (Perhaps a bad experience with a Christmas newsletter?)
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FILED UNDER: family · way harsh · weddings and bridezillas
Writes out submitter, Erica: “I work in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, in a building comprised of a variety of offices and studios (fashion brands, art galleries, recording studios, artists, etc.) I find this note exceptionally funny, because in the three years I’ve worked in this building I’ve experienced the exact same rude, pompous behavior.”
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FILED UNDER: etiquette · New York · office
My first thought after reading this note: “Hmm, I’m not sure what being a “wannabe hipster” has to do with not picking up your mail.”
Then I read our submitter’s (unapologetic) explanation: “My neighbor left this taped to the mailbox in the lobby due to my tendency to leave coupons that are mailed to me on a small table under our mailboxes.” The connection: Both can be really fucking obnoxious!
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FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · going postal · grow up · Illinois · neighbors
Our submitter, a teacher in North Carolina, received this from one of her students at the end of this year. I think my favorite part of this letter is the part that got erased — which, as far as I can make out, says, “I thought were kind of nice” and “P.S. I think you were nice sometimes.” Way to dial it back there, Faith.
Sure, she failed you, Mrs. B, but she signed it with love!
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FILED UNDER: kids · schools & teachers · signed with love
Summer’s here! And you know what that means….
Meanwhile, our submitter Ellen spotted this one at a drive-through daiquiri-store in Louisiana. “Apparently, you can buy everclear in a Styrofoam cup at 11 am without leaving your car, just you can’t pay for it with boob money.”
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FILED UNDER: money · retail hell · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary
Our submitter, a pharmacist, says this note was written on the back of a patient’s invoice. “She often has hand-written notes demanding an explanation for charges she incurred, but I think this might be the first product complaint I’ve seen,” he says. “I’m kind of surprised it has taken her 80-some years to learn that cough syrup tastes like ass.”
related: Life is awful.
FILED UNDER: old folks
Chris in Cincinnati says this came in the mail with no return address.
The butterfly sticker is a nice touch, no?
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FILED UNDER: Cincinnati · garbage · neighbors · unnecessary "quotation marks"
Writes Libby in Green Bay, Wisconsin: “In my office, about 100 people share one communal fridge. One person has been bringing a gallon of milk for months and completely ignoring how much room it takes up. Apparently, someone had had enough of their inconsiderate nonsense.”
After all, the considerate Wisconsinite would just hitch his dairy cow up in the breakroom like everyone else.
UPDATE: The office dairy lover responds!
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FILED UNDER: milk · office fridge
Our submitter in Austin calls this “the result of a slowly escalating office disagreement.”
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FILED UNDER: noise · note wars · office · office fridge
FILED UNDER: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting