Writes Chelsea in Colorado: “This is just hilarious. Their bass shakes our floor at all hours on a pretty much daily basis, but they’re upset because…we walk loudly?”
related: How now, Mad Cow?
Hello, 911? My neighbors are loud walkers!
March 11th, 2012 · 154 comments
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Grow an orange tree and grow up.
March 8th, 2012 · 38 comments
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The Internet is leaking.
March 7th, 2012 · 32 comments
The Office, at an office in New York City…
Meanwhile, in Atlanta, the crazy nastyass honey badger and his friends throw a party, neighbors be damned.
related: Kanye interrupts this note
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Well, that’s terrifying.
March 6th, 2012 · 35 comments
Though this may look like the the bloody rantings of a serial killer, Tino in Stuttgart, Germany says this was simply his flatmate’s way of stating his displeasure at the ongoing lack of parity in toilet-paper purchasing.
(Tino’s rough translation: YOU ASSES[,] BUY SOME TOILET PAPER.)
And my favorite part…
related: Comrades, take notice!
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Debbie downed ’er
March 4th, 2012 · 53 comments
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie…what are we going to do with you? Your coworkers seem a bit incensed.
Don’t worry, Deb — this one’s all yours…
related: Especially Deborah
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Sincerely, Commando
March 1st, 2012 · 51 comments
“I love my neighbor’s passion,” says Del in Chicago. “This is totally something I would do.”
Hmm, Del. To which of your two neighbors are you referring?
related: Panty raid!
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The Window of Shame
February 28th, 2012 · 54 comments
Ashley and her husband were visiting her in-laws in a small town in Michigan when she spotted this old-school wall of public humiliation in the local pizzeria/video store.
Says Ashley: “What amazes me is that a town with a population under 1600 has this many people who owe significant amounts of money to a video store.” (Also amazing? That this video store is actually still in business.)
related: Roadside intervention
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This is a hereby declared a gluten-free breakroom!
February 27th, 2012 · 64 comments
Heidi says what started off as a simple request turned into a whiteboard snark-off at the natural foods store where she works in (where else?) Portland.
[FIXED]
related: Your punishment for forgetting your reusable bags
extra credit: Day in the Life of a Passive-Aggressive Vegan Grocery Store Clerk [mcsweeneys.net]
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The slippery slope is slippery
February 26th, 2012 · 53 comments
When it comes to this particular student share house, “It seems that the pure, unadulterated essence of corporate greed is found in forgetting to turn of the tap,” our submitter writes. “Clearly, society is a snarky bitch.”
P.S. Corporate Muppet, you say?
related: A not-so-friendly handshake
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Keep the changes, you filfthy aminal
February 23rd, 2012 · 31 comments
Co-win-cidentally, these two notes were submitted within minutes of each other. (In my mind, both seem to demand being read with a kindergartner’s lisp.)
Stacey in Alexandria, Virginia spotted this almost-haiku in a high school hallway:
Meanwhile, this (just slightly) f-ed up display comes from an office kitchen in New York City:
related: Colonel Mustard? Meet Major Peteve.
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