This was the “constructive criticism” Peter received from a classmate on his latest creative writing assignment. (Doesn’t it make you really want to read the whole paper?)
related: So you were hoping to get an A for “asshole-like entitlement?”
Your “constructive” criticism is a little off-putting
March 12th, 2012 · 67 comments
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Hello, 911? My neighbors are loud walkers!
March 11th, 2012 · 154 comments
Writes Chelsea in Colorado: “This is just hilarious. Their bass shakes our floor at all hours on a pretty much daily basis, but they’re upset because…we walk loudly?”
related: How now, Mad Cow?
→ 154 CommentsFILED UNDER: college life · Colorado · neighbors · noise · non-apology apology · smiley
Grow an orange tree and grow up.
March 8th, 2012 · 38 comments
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The Internet is leaking.
March 7th, 2012 · 32 comments
The Office, at an office in New York City…
Meanwhile, in Atlanta, the crazy nastyass honey badger and his friends throw a party, neighbors be damned.
related: Kanye interrupts this note
→ 32 CommentsFILED UNDER: noise · recycling · shameless meme-mongering
Well, that’s terrifying.
March 6th, 2012 · 35 comments
Though this may look like the the bloody rantings of a serial killer, Tino in Stuttgart, Germany says this was simply his flatmate’s way of stating his displeasure at the ongoing lack of parity in toilet-paper purchasing.
(Tino’s rough translation: YOU ASSES[,] BUY SOME TOILET PAPER.)
And my favorite part…
related: Comrades, take notice!
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Debbie downed ’er
March 4th, 2012 · 53 comments
Debbie, Debbie, Debbie…what are we going to do with you? Your coworkers seem a bit incensed.
Don’t worry, Deb — this one’s all yours…
related: Especially Deborah
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Sincerely, Commando
March 1st, 2012 · 51 comments
“I love my neighbor’s passion,” says Del in Chicago. “This is totally something I would do.”
Hmm, Del. To which of your two neighbors are you referring?
related: Panty raid!
→ 51 CommentsFILED UNDER: Chicago · laundry · most popular notes of 2012 · not-so-veiled threats · stealing
The Window of Shame
February 28th, 2012 · 54 comments
Ashley and her husband were visiting her in-laws in a small town in Michigan when she spotted this old-school wall of public humiliation in the local pizzeria/video store.
Says Ashley: “What amazes me is that a town with a population under 1600 has this many people who owe significant amounts of money to a video store.” (Also amazing? That this video store is actually still in business.)
related: Roadside intervention
→ 54 CommentsFILED UNDER: Michigan · money · public shaming · small town living
