Writes Sarah in Oregon: “My son was required to give a Valentine to every student in his class, whether they were a friend or not. I found this one among the pile. Obviously, Megan isn’t a friend.” (But maybe his super-mega-crush?)

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FILED UNDER: kids · Valentine's Day
FILED UNDER: Calgary · heart · neighbors · sex sex sex · signed with love · Valentine's Day · xoxo
There’s a vending machine troll on the loose in Chicago!

related: The Candyman Can’t
FILED UNDER: candy · Chicago · smartass · vending machine drama
If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought!






related: The Post-It Wars
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · cleaning · dishes · money · most popular notes of 2012 · noise · Ontario · roommates · smoking
If only there were a simple solution to this problem…

related: PC Load Letter?!
FILED UNDER: Houston · most popular notes of 2012 · office · the printer
Spotted by George outside his local church in East London:

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FILED UNDER: God · London · parking · you're like so going to hell
You might recall this epic note — the obnoxious vegan roommate who “forbade” her roommate from bringing animal products into the apartment. Our original submitter writes in to say that since that showdown, she decided to move out (in favor of a more omnivore-friendly living environment).
“After almost five months of zero communication,” she reports, “my ex-roomie started texting me out of nowhere. It appears her vegan fanaticism is still putting her at odds with others.”


related: My self-righteous vegan roommate
FILED UNDER: cats · frenemies · just an asshole · most popular notes of 2012 · text message · Would you mind?
A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked her sandwich, leaving the empty bag behind.
“Being from the Creative Marketing department,” our submitter says, “she decided to fight back against the food thief with this.”

related: Creative approaches to food thievery
extra credit: Crime Scene Sandwich Bags

FILED UNDER: Baton Rouge · food · stealing