If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought!
related: The Post-It Wars
Meet the World’s Crankiest Roommate
February 9th, 2012 · 231 comments
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The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.
February 8th, 2012 · 28 comments
→ 28 CommentsFILED UNDER: Houston · most popular notes of 2012 · office · the printer
The Vicar of Glibly
February 6th, 2012 · 29 comments
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Do any of your little meat-eating friends want a cat?
February 5th, 2012 · 349 comments
You might recall this epic note — the obnoxious vegan roommate who “forbade” her roommate from bringing animal products into the apartment. Our original submitter writes in to say that since that showdown, she decided to move out (in favor of a more omnivore-friendly living environment).
“After almost five months of zero communication,” she reports, “my ex-roomie started texting me out of nowhere. It appears her vegan fanaticism is still putting her at odds with others.”
related: My self-righteous vegan roommate
→ 349 CommentsFILED UNDER: cats · frenemies · just an asshole · most popular notes of 2012 · text message · Would you mind?
Wanted: Justice, with a side of fries.
February 2nd, 2012 · 65 comments
A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked her sandwich, leaving the empty bag behind.
“Being from the Creative Marketing department,” our submitter says, “she decided to fight back against the food thief with this.”
related: Creative approaches to food thievery
extra credit: Crime Scene Sandwich Bags
→ 65 CommentsFILED UNDER: Baton Rouge · food · stealing
…and then there’s the glass half-full approach.
February 1st, 2012 · 47 comments
There’s the typical New York City note…
And then there’s the Willamette Valley way…
related: Completely valid rebuttals
→ 47 CommentsFILED UNDER: Comic Sans Alert · most popular notes of 2012 · New York · Oregon · smartass
Good God, Lemon.
January 31st, 2012 · 52 comments
Our submitter spotted this unusual sales pitch while driving in Livermore, California. (“The dealership sucks, the car sucks, but it’s for sale if you want to buy it!”)
related: You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard.
→ 52 CommentsFILED UNDER: California · car · public shaming
No Dumping Zone
January 30th, 2012 · 40 comments
To me this sounds suspiciously like an episode of The League, but Stephen from Cherry Hill, New Jersey claims his daughter recently caught him heading into the bathroom “for a little sit-down,” laptop in hand. When five-year-old Rosie asked why Daddy was bringing his computer into the fecal mist zone, he replied, “Multi-tasking.”
A few minutes later, Rosie slipped the following note under the door. (The drawing had already been done earlier.)
Translation: What are you thinking Dad? That’s a horrible thing to do.
Can you really argue with her?
related: Never put nature aside for television.
→ 40 CommentsFILED UNDER: Father-daughter notes · hygiene · kids · New Jersey
