Jen in Astoria takes the Q69 bus to work every morning, so she’s quite familiar with the infamous Tony. “I hadn’t seen them in some time,” she says, until catching a glimpse of this beauty just a few days ago. (“Apparently,” she adds, “the chick is still pissed.”)
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Astoria…
The Tale of Tony Q-69
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · ex drama · public shaming · public transit · Queens
Thanks to Kenny from San Francisco for introducing me to the work of my new favorite doorman.
“Church Sign Writer” is a real job
FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · office
Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.)
This locker room is a nudity-free zone
FILED UNDER: a little uptight · bathroom · rhetorical question · toilet · toilet paper
While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
Cigarettes & energy drinks
FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · California · gaming · God · way harsh
…because if you
are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
FILED UNDER: Canada · hygiene · nose-picking · office
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.”
Some daughterly wisdom for Dad
FILED UNDER: birthday · Father-daughter notes · guilt trip · heart · kids · signed with love · xoxo
Writes Kiki in Melbourne: “Have you ever seen a sack act so bitchy and sanctimonious all at once? I can’t believe a plastic bag’s attitude actually started to piss me off!”
Well, Kiki, it could be worse.
…and F the Polar Bear!
extra credit: I (don’t) use plastic bags.
FILED UNDER: Melbourne · recycling · The Earth · unnecessary "quotation marks"
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
real sad reality?
You sure nag like my mother…
FILED UNDER: cleaning · office · rebuttals · Seattle · smartass · Your mother doesn't...