To me this sounds suspiciously like an episode of The League, but Stephen from Cherry Hill, New Jersey claims his daughter recently caught him heading into the bathroom “for a little sit-down,” laptop in hand. When five-year-old Rosie asked why Daddy was bringing his computer into the fecal mist zone, he replied, “Multi-tasking.”
A few minutes later, Rosie slipped the following note under the door. (The drawing had already been done earlier.)
Translation: What are you thinking Dad? That’s a horrible thing to do.
Can you really argue with her?
related: Never put nature aside for television.
FILED UNDER: Father-daughter notes · hygiene · kids · New Jersey
My friend Brooke said the doors at this New Jersey gas station were covered with notes, but this one in particular caught her attention.
(I particularly enjoyed the suggested topics of conversation. Kinda softened the tone a bit compared to this version from Toronto, no?)
related: A plea from your Boston-area barista
FILED UNDER: gas station · New Jersey · small talk
Jen in Astoria takes the Q69 bus to work every morning, so she’s quite familiar with the infamous Tony. “I hadn’t seen them in some time,” she says, until catching a glimpse of this beauty just a few days ago. (“Apparently,” she adds, “the chick is still pissed.”)
Meanwhile, elsewhere in Astoria…
related: The Tale of Tony Q-69
FILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · ex drama · public shaming · public transit · Queens
Thanks to Kenny from San Francisco for introducing me to the work of my new favorite doorman.
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FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · office
Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.)
related: This locker room is a nudity-free zone
FILED UNDER: a little uptight · bathroom · rhetorical question · toilet · toilet paper
While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · California · gaming · God · way harsh
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
FILED UNDER: Canada · hygiene · nose-picking · office
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.”
related: Some daughterly wisdom for Dad
FILED UNDER: birthday · Father-daughter notes · guilt trip · heart · kids · signed with love · xoxo