Our submitter in Austin calls this “the result of a slowly escalating office disagreement.”
related: No cackle zone
The “beep it all” approach
May 13th, 2015 · 65 comments
→ 65 CommentsFILED UNDER: noise · note wars · office · office fridge
Dear Booger-Flicker
May 6th, 2015 · 49 comments
→ 49 CommentsFILED UNDER: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting
Screaming Infidelities
April 29th, 2015 · 190 comments
Writes our submitter in Iowa: “This anonymous note from our “disappointed neighbors” was taped to an iron bench in front of our house – on Earth Day, no less!”
related: Take that, Homeowners Association!
→ 190 CommentsFILED UNDER: neighbors · there goes the neighborhood
Don’t quote me on that.
April 25th, 2015 · 35 comments
Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”
related: Oh, gaufre yourself.
→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)
These are the birthday demands.
April 17th, 2015 · 148 comments
→ 148 CommentsFILED UNDER: birthday · family
Don’t let the fat cat fool you
April 10th, 2015 · 35 comments
Spotted by Tom in Newcastle, UK. I had to look closely at the markings to make sure it wasn’t the same fat cat Sam spotted in London a few years back.
related: It takes a village to (not) feed a cat!
→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: cats · hey fatty · U.K.
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Biblio-bully
April 2nd, 2015 · 59 comments
Our submitter, Lee, says he recently went to the library in search of some subjects for drawing practice. While browsing the botany section, he flipped open a particularly old and musty book when suddenly…OH, SNAP!
related: Pages missing (all)
→ 59 CommentsFILED UNDER: library
Bees?
March 27th, 2015 · 51 comments
Says our submitter in Melbourne: “This one is just classic — even the mistakes are soooo typical!”
![Dear Plant Theif, [sic] you may like to know that the plants in this garden are protected by a special flock of bees who will hunt down the nector [sic] of their stolen flowers, who will feed on your bits until they are returned to the garden.](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7633/16664799058_7c4e9c1cee_b.jpg)
related: The Orchid Thief
→ 51 CommentsFILED UNDER: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · i before e · Melbourne · not-so-veiled threats
Playing chicken
March 23rd, 2015 · 76 comments
So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl:
related: Cock fight!
extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend [npr.org]
→ 76 CommentsFILED UNDER: #inappropriatehashtag · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Jacksonville · Oops?
No food, no farts, no drama
March 13th, 2015 · 56 comments
→ 56 CommentsFILED UNDER: retail hell · tourists
