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Some office fridge requests

February 12th, 2015 · 87 comments

(via reddit)

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Yours Truly, The Skid Marker

February 3rd, 2015 · 150 comments

Our submitter says this note (and the accompanying response) was posted in the ladies restroom of a busy medical complex in Florida.

Yours Truly, The Skid Marker

related: POEP!

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Sinners in the hands of an angry American

January 29th, 2015 · 76 comments

Amanda in Florida works near a lovely bridge where, she says, “you are almost assured to see manatees at every visit.” On one side of this bridge is “a very beautiful home”…and now this very disturbing sign.

I hope God takes pity on your soul because my nostrils are eager to be filled with he stench of your burning flesh as you descend into the depths of hell

related: The right to bear fruit

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Ah, the warmth of the holiday season

January 27th, 2015 · 56 comments

Writes Taylor in Ontario: “My parents are divorced, and I live with my mom. My dad’s parents can definitely afford to buy more appropriate cards, but they went with this one.”

Feeling the warmth of the holiday season

related: The Happiest Place on Earth

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Have you and your kids had “The Talk?”

January 23rd, 2015 · 72 comments

Something to consider the next time you consider staying at a Holiday Inn Express on your next family vacation…

Sounds like you guys had a great night. Congratulations. Just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to, at 3 am, have the conversation with my 7 year old son with autism that no one was coming through the wall and the people next door aren't really hurt. It was really awesome. Have a great day. #thishotelhasthinwalls

When I first saw the above note on reddit, I experienced a bit of déjà vu. It took me a sec to figure out why…

Bears, birds, and bees at Glacier National Park

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Who’s going postal now?

January 18th, 2015 · 58 comments

Emily in Pennsylvania recently received this New Year’s Card — only a few weeks late, and oh-so-charmingly decorated by the person who mistakenly received it in the first time.

Please deliver to CORRECT ADDRESS. You stupid mail people are constantly delivering various letters to WRONG ADDRESSES.  LEARN TO READ CORRECTLY.

“So seldom that a letter, among the thousands that are constantly passing about the kingdom, and not one in a million, I suppose, actually lost!”

—Jane Austen, Emma

related: This is why your postal worker is disgruntled.

extra credit: In defense of the post office [usnews.com]

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A four-star guilt trip from Gma

January 12th, 2015 · 38 comments

“I love that Gma knocked a few stars off her Amazon review due to not getting an acknowledgment from her granddaughter,” says Lisa in Seattle. (See, kids? You don’t write a thank you note, and EVERYBODY SUFFERS.)

A four-star guilt trip from Gma

related: Nobody guilt trips like a Grandma

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Happy New Year! Life is awful.

January 6th, 2015 · 56 comments

This. Is. Amazing.

Apparently, they don't know what air conditioning is

Says our submitter: “I don’t think this lady will be invited back to her stepson’s house anytime soon.”

related: Day in the Life of a Crank

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Your favorite notes of 2014

December 31st, 2014 · 48 comments

It’s time, once again, for our look back at the year in notes. Which notewriter deserves the coveted title of douchecanoe of the year? Cast your vote in the comments!

"I'm not creepy, I swear"

Blowing smoke

You may not be stylish or chic, but Mom loves you anyway

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On the naughty list

December 19th, 2014 · 50 comments

Our submitter in Townsville, Australia says that Christmas decorating season is in full swing.Unfortunately, all those strings of lights have set off a string of front-yard vandalism as well. And in Townsville, people take their Christmas lights seriously

In the spirit of the season, one disgruntled resident has added this sign to his decor. “I’m not sure how the choice profanity will go down with hundreds of cars full of children passing by every night,” she writes.  (Please note that our submitter has pre-censored the profanity from the photo, in deference to our readers’ delicate sensibilities.)

To the mongrel who stole all my solar candy canes and broke my fairy lights - I hope you're happy with yourself. Wishing you a big Merry Fuck you!!

Meanwhile, in Michigan, I think this local news headline says it all:
Beheaded Mickey Mouse Christmas decoration leaves Davison resident upset, children scared

Well, in any case, it says considerably more than the accompanying photo of this terrifying scene:

My favorite quote from the article:

“She was able to sew Mickey back together and use some Gorilla tape to patch up the gingerbread man, but some of her children’s innocence has been lost.”

related: Decor-nappings of Christmases past

extra credit: Queenslander risks death for killer Christmas light display”  [abc news brisbane]

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