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The “beep it all” approach

May 13th, 2015 · 65 comments

Our submitter in Austin calls this “the result of a slowly escalating office disagreement.”

The "beep it all" approach

The "beep it all" approach

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→ 65 CommentsFILED UNDER: noise · note wars · office · office fridge

Dear Booger-Flicker

May 6th, 2015 · 49 comments

The epidemic continues!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP FLICKING YOUR BOOGERS ON THE WALL. Sincerely, Everyone that has to look at those nasty things

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→ 49 CommentsFILED UNDER: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting

Screaming Infidelities

April 29th, 2015 · 178 comments

Writes our submitter in Iowa: “This anonymous note from our “disappointed neighbors” was taped to an iron bench in front of our house – on Earth Day, no less!”

Dear Homeowner,   We, your neighbors, cannot help but notice the obscene amounts of dandelions on your lawn. Do you not realize how terrible it looks? Do you not realize the effect this has on community pride, not to mention property values? A few dandelions - sure. But your lawn is an absolute embarassment. you are screaming, 'I don't care how my property looks' with every passing day. We all agree that your lawn is currently the absolute worst lawn in blocks, and urge you to seriously evaluate your lawn care priorities. Signed, Your deeply disappointed neighbors

related: Take that, Homeowners Association!

→ 178 CommentsFILED UNDER: neighbors · there goes the neighborhood

Don’t quote me on that.

April 25th, 2015 · 35 comments

Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”

'Thank you' from the bottom of my heart

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→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)

These are the birthday demands.

April 17th, 2015 · 148 comments

So thoughtful, these folks!


(via reddit)

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→ 148 CommentsFILED UNDER: birthday · family

Don’t let the fat cat fool you

April 10th, 2015 · 35 comments

Spotted by Tom in Newcastle, UK. I had to look closely at the markings to make sure it wasn’t the same fat cat Sam spotted in London a few years back.

Don't let the fat cat fool you

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→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: cats · hey fatty · U.K.

Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Biblio-bully

April 2nd, 2015 · 59 comments

Our submitter, Lee, says he recently went to the library in search of some subjects for drawing practice. While browsing the botany section, he flipped open a particularly old and musty book when suddenly…OH, SNAP!

You have no life b/c you are at a library reading a leaf book.

related: Pages missing (all)

→ 59 CommentsFILED UNDER: library


March 27th, 2015 · 51 comments

Says our submitter in Melbourne: “This one is just classic — even the mistakes are soooo typical!”

Dear Plant Theif, [sic] you may like to know that the plants in this garden are protected by a special flock of bees who will hunt down the nector [sic] of their stolen flowers, who will feed on your bits until they are returned to the garden.

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→ 51 CommentsFILED UNDER: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · i before e · Melbourne · not-so-veiled threats

Playing chicken

March 23rd, 2015 · 76 comments

So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl:


inappropriate hashtag

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extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend []

→ 76 CommentsFILED UNDER: #inappropriatehashtag · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Jacksonville · Oops?

No food, no farts, no drama

March 13th, 2015 · 56 comments

Spotted by Heather in P-town, Mass:

If you are crazy, stay out!

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→ 56 CommentsFILED UNDER: retail hell · tourists