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Screaming Infidelities

April 29th, 2015 · 176 comments

Writes our submitter in Iowa: “This anonymous note from our “disappointed neighbors” was taped to an iron bench in front of our house – on Earth Day, no less!”

Dear Homeowner,   We, your neighbors, cannot help but notice the obscene amounts of dandelions on your lawn. Do you not realize how terrible it looks? Do you not realize the effect this has on community pride, not to mention property values? A few dandelions - sure. But your lawn is an absolute embarassment. you are screaming, 'I don't care how my property looks' with every passing day. We all agree that your lawn is currently the absolute worst lawn in blocks, and urge you to seriously evaluate your lawn care priorities. Signed, Your deeply disappointed neighbors

related: Take that, Homeowners Association!

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Don’t quote me on that.

April 25th, 2015 · 35 comments

Writes our anonymous submitter: “After a year of passive-aggressive and straight-up rude behavior, my roommate left me this card to sum up just how wonderful of a person she is. Safe to say we won’t be bunking together again next year?”

'Thank you' from the bottom of my heart

related: Oh, gaufre yourself.

→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: college life · p.s. · roommates · thanks (but not really)


These are the birthday demands.

April 17th, 2015 · 148 comments

So thoughtful, these folks!

invite

(via reddit)

related: Maddie’s turning one! 

 

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Don’t let the fat cat fool you

April 10th, 2015 · 35 comments

Spotted by Tom in Newcastle, UK. I had to look closely at the markings to make sure it wasn’t the same fat cat Sam spotted in London a few years back.

Don't let the fat cat fool you

related: It takes a village to (not) feed a cat!

→ 35 CommentsFILED UNDER: cats · hey fatty · U.K.


Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Biblio-bully

April 2nd, 2015 · 59 comments

Our submitter, Lee, says he recently went to the library in search of some subjects for drawing practice. While browsing the botany section, he flipped open a particularly old and musty book when suddenly…OH, SNAP!

You have no life b/c you are at a library reading a leaf book.

related: Pages missing (all)

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Bees?

March 27th, 2015 · 51 comments

Says our submitter in Melbourne: “This one is just classic — even the mistakes are soooo typical!”

Dear Plant Theif, [sic] you may like to know that the plants in this garden are protected by a special flock of bees who will hunt down the nector [sic] of their stolen flowers, who will feed on your bits until they are returned to the garden.

related: The Orchid Thief

→ 51 CommentsFILED UNDER: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · i before e · Melbourne · not-so-veiled threats


Playing chicken

March 23rd, 2015 · 76 comments

So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl:

NO!!! WE DON'T HAVE CHICKENS OR ROOSTERS!

inappropriate hashtag

related: Cock fight!

extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend [npr.org]

→ 76 CommentsFILED UNDER: #inappropriatehashtag · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Jacksonville · Oops?


No food, no farts, no drama

March 13th, 2015 · 56 comments

Spotted by Heather in P-town, Mass:

If you are crazy, stay out!

related: The snotty video store clerk lives!

→ 56 CommentsFILED UNDER: retail hell · tourists


Yup, sounds like a cat.

March 8th, 2015 · 66 comments

Writes our submitter in Montreal: “I’m fortunate to live upstairs from my mom, who cleans my apartment when I’m busy with projects.” Recently, however, mom declared a litter-box boycott, as she explains in the note below.

This cat is not a cat. It's a pig. I witnessed with my very own eyes her flinging a piece of shit outside the litter box. Believe me, it was no accident. That's just a bad habit that you let her get away with. Can't don't do that. Or you clean it.

related: My cat-shit crazy neighbor

extra credit: reddit.com/r/catsareassholes

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Well, that’s legitimately creepy.

March 3rd, 2015 · 48 comments

I don’t typically like to post notes submitted by the person who left them, but I made an exception for this note by Geoff in New Zealand.

Writes Geoff:  ”Someone actually threw out my lunch (still in its container) within an hour of putting it in the fridge at work. It was a really nice lunch., too. I thought someone had stolen it, then, for some reason I looked in the garbage can…it was covered in coffee grounds and snotty looking tissues. I was mad. Next day I brought lunch again. I wanted to be sure no one would even think of doing it again so I wrote the note, photographed it so my picture would accompany the note, and wrapped it around my lunch with elastic bands. No one has ever thrown my lunch out again.”

This is my lunch for thursday December 17. If you throw it out, I will destroy you. That is all.

related: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti

→ 48 CommentsFILED UNDER: kinda creepy · New Zealand · not-so-veiled threats · office fridge · stealing