spotted by kirk at “a very high-end consulting firm” in washington, d.c.
classy, right?
related: suck on this
spotted by kirk at “a very high-end consulting firm” in washington, d.c.
classy, right?
related: suck on this
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dee dee in virginia says her five-year-old daughter, lilly, presented her with this card after kindergarten last week. “at first it seems like the usual ‘i love mommy’ card,” dee dee says, “but the back clearly addresses her irritation with the neighboring copycat whose use of hearts, stars, and flowers were infringing on my daughter’s copyrighted design. (coming soon to a overpriced handbag near you!)
related: startin’ young
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danielle in tampa, florida found this note in the hallway of her apartment building. writes danielle: “i don’t know what the official story is, but I can assume that it is the same as every other ‘my roommate is a slob’ story. (oh college!) i’m a little confused about why this girl thought that leaving her garbage in our hallway would make people feel sorry for her, though.”
related: why the “seething and waiting” strategy will never work
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first up: ami in london spots the fallout over what we can only assume was an onslaught of hungry breakfast bandits.
yup, we’ve got those in the states, too…as molly noticed at a grocery store in the plains, ohio.
adds molly: “why anyone would want to take a single slice of bacon out of a box i can’t really say, but if they needed to post three notes it must have been a pressing issue.” (um, maybe she needed a replacement underwire?) but perhaps she should have checked the lost & found first…
meanwhile, this post-it (from a mom in florida) and its subsequent responses (from her punctuation-conscious, pork-loving children) bring to mind the oh-so-creepy phenomenon that is thoroughly documented on the stellar blog suicide food.
this note appears to have been written by an actual pig (at least the orwellian kind), but it appears instead to have been penned by the young son of submitter irsh, of the aptly named blog daily piglet. irsh says she found this note taped to the laundry room door when she got home later after her son had already gone to bed. “i’m not sure why he thought i was going to eat the bacon,” she says, “but i have to admit the idea of him not talking to me was briefly appealing.”
happy rosh hashanah, everyone!
related: p.s. bacon is life
extra credit: “bacon bandit arrested”; suicidefood
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julia in australia attended a new year’s eve party in an affluent neighborhood. the next morning, after she came to, she realized her digital camera was missing. when she back to search for it, she found this sign posted up all around the local park.
related: oh, the rancher and the mcmansioner should be friends
extra credit: i’ll say sorry, but i’m not taking off my glasses [youtube]
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daniel is montreal says his dear grandmother sent him this card in the mail for his birthday. the front of the card (which didn’t scan very well) says: it is not what is visible on the surface but what is deep inside that sustains us.
well, says daniel, “that and guilt.”
related: dear grandma — thanks, i guess; how i “did” my grandma
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back in my college newspaper days, the pizzas in the back room always ended up, by the end of the night, completely decimated — some slices had the cheese picked off, others had the crusts nibbled away, and then those slices were oh-so-charitably left in the pizza box, presumably with the idea that some other, slightly more desperate slob would come by later and feast on the picked-over remains.that behavior, it seems, doesn’t stop with graduation.
exhibit a) from chris in new york
exhibit b) from nate in d.c.
exhibit c) from jason in los angeles
exhibit d) from chloe in vancouver
exhibit e) from therese in seattle
related: the bathroom stall booger epidemic
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as previously discussed, this hamfisted attempt at wit remains the scourge of retail establishments the world over.
as it turns out, the umpteen-million variations are even more hilariously clever!
for example, while the original version merely confuses a lot of people, this one just seems like a bizarre incentive for child abandonment.
quickly, however, things start to get very un-p.c. (and also…very creepy.)
this version, in fact, is almost as popular as the original. (other examples here and here and here and here and here and…is that a machete?)
child slavery? now that’s comedy gold. but really, why stop there? why not “unattended children will be trafficked into child prostitution”? “unattended children will be sold to pedophiles”? or anally probed? or…
hilarious, right?
related: the “your mother doesn’t work here” of the hospitality industry
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