Emily in Michigan happens to go to the university with the largest residence hall system in the U.S., and the Sunday-night scene in the dorm laundry room can be, well, a bit of a shit show.
This is the scene Emily came across one such Sunday:

And underneath…


(Adds Emily: “The laundry room is very clean, but I guess some people need a little extra.”)
The saga continues when an innocent bystander jumps in to make nice…

Meanwhile, the instigator of all this is not the smiley face type.

(just click the image above to enlarge it)
related: To whoever violated my laundry…
FILED UNDER: college life · guilt trip · laundry · Michigan · non-apology apology · note wars · rebuttals · smiley · that's disrespectful · touching
In Joe’s Tuscaloosa neighborhood, a lot of folks go all-out with their Christmas decorations. While driving around the other night admiring the various Griswold-style scenes, Joe was especially amused to stumble upon this outlier.

Perhaps they took inspiration from the house below on the right?

related: Providing a “friendly holiday spirit”
FILED UNDER: Alabama · Christmas · most popular notes of 2011 · smartass
Spotted by Analee at Houston’s annual Nutcracker Market, “a holiday shopping wonderland“…

related: No, He uses Vaseline.
FILED UNDER: God · guilt trip · Houston · retail hell · stealing
Kids today!!!
![[STOP] That means YOU young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down [STOP] That means YOU young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down](http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7033/6455676437_cc8e5928b9_o.jpg)
(Thanks to Robyn from Durango, Colorado for the submission.)
related: Roommate wanted…NO OLDS!!!
FILED UNDER: Colorado · driving · kids today · most popular notes of 2011 · old folks
According to our submitter, Jason and his cake-baking wife are newlyweds. So…I guess the honeymoon’s over?

related: “I don’t need a birthday cake,” I said.
extra credit: Bruce Bogtrotter’s chocolate cake
FILED UNDER: birthday · cake · guilt trip