Our submitter in Washington, D.C. says that a parent recently sent this e-mail to her daughter’s preschool teacher…and cc’d it to the parents of every kid in the class. “Clearly, she thinks her kids are getting screwed out of their God-given right to show-and-tell,” our submitter marvels. “I wouldn’t want to mess with this woman come college application time!”

related: Pre-K parent public shaming
FILED UNDER: D.C. · Moms & Dads · schools & teachers
“When my downstairs neighbour first moved in, I thought we would be friends,” says our submitter in Montreal. “We go to the same school, we’re around the same age, and we both love pets. (I have a cat and a dog, she has four cats.)” And yes, she says, “Every day — after 10 a.m., before 8 p.m. — I vacuum my house. She can have fun with all her cat-hair dust bunnies — I’ll stick to my cleaning schedule, thanks!”

Like our submitter in Montreal, I’ll admit that, as the owner of a dog who sheds quite a bit, I also vacuum pretty much every day. So if that makes me a “FILTHY DIRTBAG,” I guess I prefer that to becoming like “Dirty Lady #2.”
related: I’m dirty and I love it
FILED UNDER: bold-underlined-caps · cleaning · Montreal · noise
Forget Tupperware parties — who could resist a Nasty Crap Container™?

related: Don’t be such a miserable sod
extra credit: Fred and Friends “Bug Bags” Lunch Bags
FILED UNDER: office fridge · Seattle
Turns out there is something you can catch from a public toilet seat: orange. (As spotted by Sharna in the ladies’ room of a Sydney strip club…)

related: Can you a spare a square?
extra credit: Can you catch germs from a public toilet seat? [everydayhealth.com]
FILED UNDER: Sydney · toilet
There’s the New York approach:

And then there’s the Chicago approach:

related: Carnivore? Keep being awesome!
FILED UNDER: door-slamming · neighbors
We’ve received another report from our Back Bay informant, and it seems the stalemate with the tenant in 2D continues!

related: You’ve got mail!
FILED UNDER: Boston · going postal · public shaming · smartass
Belinda in Tennessee says her six-year-old daughter wrote this note “after I refused to let her try to glue a bouncy ball back onto the elastic of the paddle toy it had broken off of.”

Translation (for those who don’t speak six-year-old):
Mom (sigh) I really love you but why do you ruin each day of my life. I’ll be on the front porch if you want to talk with me.
Meanwhile, redditor thinkboxutah’s 7-year-old son put this together after getting grounded.

related: Just…poop.
FILED UNDER: kids · most popular notes of 2013 · Mother-daughter notes · Tennessee
Writes Chelsa in Canada: “My first night moving in, I couldn’t find the bolts to put my bed frame back together, so I had to unpack some boxes and it was about 10 p.m. before I found them and could set up my bed. Moving sucks, right? Apparently at 10 p.m. on Saturday night, screwing in 8 bolts is THE WORST thing a person can do. This note was on my door in the morning.”

related: The Neighborhood Warning Wagon
FILED UNDER: Canada · neighbors · noise · smiley