Forget Tupperware parties — who could resist a Nasty Crap Container™?
related: Don’t be such a miserable sod
extra credit: Fred and Friends “Bug Bags” Lunch Bags
Well, that was a missed opportunity.
March 11th, 2013 · 18 comments
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Hashtag: stripper problems?
March 10th, 2013 · 34 comments
Turns out there is something you can catch from a public toilet seat: orange. (As spotted by Sharna in the ladies’ room of a Sydney strip club…)
related: Can you a spare a square?
extra credit: Can you catch germs from a public toilet seat? [everydayhealth.com]
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Shut the front door!
March 7th, 2013 · 57 comments
There’s the New York approach:
And then there’s the Chicago approach:
related: Carnivore? Keep being awesome!
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You’ve (still) got mail!
March 6th, 2013 · 55 comments
We’ve received another report from our Back Bay informant, and it seems the stalemate with the tenant in 2D continues!
related: You’ve got mail!
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Why do you ruin each day of my life?
March 5th, 2013 · 48 comments
Belinda in Tennessee says her six-year-old daughter wrote this note “after I refused to let her try to glue a bouncy ball back onto the elastic of the paddle toy it had broken off of.”
Translation (for those who don’t speak six-year-old):
Mom (sigh) I really love you but why do you ruin each day of my life. I’ll be on the front porch if you want to talk with me.
Meanwhile, redditor thinkboxutah’s 7-year-old son put this together after getting grounded.
related: Just…poop.
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Happy Moving!
March 4th, 2013 · 167 comments
Writes Chelsa in Canada: “My first night moving in, I couldn’t find the bolts to put my bed frame back together, so I had to unpack some boxes and it was about 10 p.m. before I found them and could set up my bed. Moving sucks, right? Apparently at 10 p.m. on Saturday night, screwing in 8 bolts is THE WORST thing a person can do. This note was on my door in the morning.”
related: The Neighborhood Warning Wagon
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Señor Tapatío gets told.
March 3rd, 2013 · 47 comments
Writes Randahl in Boise, Idaho: “I love me some Tapatío, and sometimes I forget to put it back in the fridge. My wife thought Mr. Tapatío should know his place.”
related: Eat it; love it. Got it?
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You’ve got mail!
February 28th, 2013 · 63 comments
Writes our submitter in Boston: “Our mailman always finds the most creative and effective ways to convey his thoughts to those who neglect their mail.”
related: Apartment D is NOT vacant!
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I know who’s not getting a merit badge for sharing…
February 27th, 2013 · 84 comments
Now that Girl Scout cookie season has ended — here in Texas, anyway — shit’s starting to get real.
related: Killer cookie dough
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…but don’t do that.
February 26th, 2013 · 41 comments
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