Entries Tagged as 'plants'

in other words…move it along, grandma!

October 22nd, 2008 · 62 Comments

both of these signs would have gotten their points across perfectly well in just a few words…but the true passive-aggressive always knows how to convey his or her true meaning with just one more choice phrase.
exhibit a) from paula in logan, utah:

exhibit b) spotted by my pal brooke in savannah, georgia:

related: that means you, edith

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Tags: lOWERCASE l · old folks · plants · pleasantries as afterthought · savannah · utah

we all need somebody to hate on

June 4th, 2008 · 152 Comments

“working in a university library, you get used to a lot of ‘quirky’ personalities,” says our anonymous submitter in manhattan, kansas, “but so far, this is the only one that has decided to put pathology to paper.”

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · exclamation-point happy! · kansas · nonsensical spacing · plants · touching · university