an anonymous submitter in ann arbor, michigan received this e-mail from a guy who just moved into her co-op (”basically a co-ed frat house”) for the rest of the summer. “we’ve tried to reason with him,” she says, to no avail. “when asked why he has to get up so early, he says, ‘i have [...]
Entries Tagged as 'roommates'
the two-word compromise you’re looking for: zip wire
August 3rd, 2008 · 177 Comments
Tags: and that's an order · drizzunk · e-mail · michigan · noise · questionable logic · roommates · sleeping · spelling and grammar police · thanks (but not really) · university
bleak house
July 31st, 2008 · 215 Comments
“a few years back i was living in a halfway house in canberra where theft from the communal kitchen was a common problem,” writes alex in australia. “one morning we woke to discover that the fridge had gone missing.” (the coffee in question was stolen from a cupboard, but apparently the owner thought removing the [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · actions speak louder · australia · canberra · fridge · money · questionable logic · roommates · stealing · you call that punctuation?
franger al fresco
July 26th, 2008 · 118 Comments
geetha in sydney says this note appeared in the shared dining room the day after the city’s gay mardi gras. the best part? “a few people admitted the condom might be theirs, but nobody would take credit for the note.”
related: dearest roommate
Tags: roommates · seattle · smiley · stealing · sydney · visual aids
there will come soft pains
July 7th, 2008 · 239 Comments
this bit of poetry is brought to us by alex in vancouver, an innocent observer on the scene.
Tags: drizzunk · noise · roommates · sleeping · thanks (but not really) · vancouver
an official declaration of the silent treatment
July 1st, 2008 · 345 Comments
nadia received this letter from her boyfriend’s cousin, amy, who recently relocated with her boyfriend from saskatoon to victoria, canada…and have been shacking up with nadia and her boyfriend since then. over the past month, roomie relations have become a bit strained, to say the least.
“we had to send a stray cat she was harboring [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · TLDR · canada · p.s. · roommates · spelling and grammar police

