the latest in a series previously documented here and here.
Entries Tagged as 'shit'
have a nice day
May 13th, 2007 · 8 Comments
Tags: brooklyn · excessive underlining · neighbors · park slope · shit · smiley · strangers
painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over
- I guess "If you can't cook, don't worry, store bought items are more than welcome" would've been just too polite.
— Fresca
- and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night (52)
- Bunnee: The burn lets you know it’s working!
- cre8tivewmn: It’s good enough for Dianne, apparently, so why wouldn’t it good enough for her roommates?
- Andy: Applying the toothbrush directly to your butthole - nice! Way to cut out the middle man (toilet) and the magic...
- unholyghost2003: That is amazing devotion to oral hygiene. When I am drunk I think I am doing well to put my PJs on...
- a new tagline for the price is right? (258)
- Sophie: Agree that the the note is completely melodramatic and over the top. But the note write is excused since they...
- and i’m singing “uh oh” on a friday night (52)
- crazy is right
- this is why your server is cranky
- to each his own microwave
- it must have been a pretty big bite
- when ph.d.s get frustrated
- dearest roommate
- losing lisa
- the minor gall, the major rift
- i think it's going to be a long long time
- do the rest of us a favor
- down and dirty down under (dear)
- are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?
- cross-country elevator action
- anthropomorphic dishwasher
- be glad you don’t know what’s in the coffee
- bizarre pardoning accident
- buskers & broomsticks
- how to make toast in the NHS
- massive canine infestation
- no, that’s not the british spelling
- oxford drama
- so, you’ve decided to go out
- to each his own microwave
- ultimate office fridge note
- Apostrophe Abuse
- Best of Craigslist (Rants & Raves)
- Brokers with Hands on their Faces
- Cake Wrecks
- College Humor
- Fanny Pack Antics
- FFFOUND!
- Fimoculous
- Found Magazine
- Ironic Sans
- It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It!
- Overheard in the Office
- Photo Clichés
- Post Secret
- Post-it Note Stories
- Postcards from Yo Momma
- Relationship obituaries
- Saved by the Bell Quote of the Day
- Small Town Misfit
- Stall Wall Poetry
- Stuff White People Like
- Suicide Food
- The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
- The Letter
- Things for sale that I will mail you
- This American Life
- Videogum
- You Suck at Craigslist
"customer service" "helpful" advice actions speak louder bathroom blitzkrieg approach boston brooklyn bullet points california canada CAPS LOCK cleaning clip art catastrophe confusion??? d.c. dishes dogs e-mail ellipses-crazed excessive underlining exclamation-point happy! facebook florida food garbage gloriously redundant group bitchfest guilt trip heart highlighter holiday spirit hygiene irregular capitalization jersey jesus kitchen los angeles massachusetts meta microwave moms & dads money more aggressive than passive music neighbors new york noise not-so-veiled threats now that's management odor office office fridge oh snap p.s. parking pleasantries as afterthought questionable logic raging against the machine rebuttals retail hell rhetorical question roommates saga san francisco sarcasm say wha? seattle sex sex sex shit signed with love smiley spelling and grammar police stealing temperature texas thanks (but not really) that shit is disgusting toilet touching u.k. university unnecessary "quotation marks" virginia visual aids whiteboard
i wanna contact the person in charge! * and be your pal on facebook! * and stalk you on twitter!* let's buy some stuff!
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