writes an anonymous submitter in houston: “a neighbor in my building put up an obama yard sign on the door of her apartment around the time of the texas primary. when it disappeared, i assumed she took it down herself.” then up went this note — a cheerful bit of propaganda that oh-so-subtly disproves all [...]
Entries Tagged as 'spelling and grammar police'
the audacity of theft
June 6th, 2008 · 150 Comments
Tags: CAPS LOCK · houston · neighbors · politics · rainbow-colored · spelling and grammar police · that's illegal
maybe “no teenagers” would have been simpler
June 2nd, 2008 · 138 Comments
our anonymous submitter spotted this signage at a homemade water park somewhere near cherry point, south carolina.
related: and pull up your pants
Tags: crazypants · sex sex sex · south carolina · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks" · you know who you are
it takes a “genius” to come up with a potluck theme like this one
May 28th, 2008 · 322 Comments
dealing with the rantings of your crazy boss or overzealous receptionist is one thing, but what do you do when your office’s resident passive-aggressive note-leaver doesn’t even work there? casey in san diego (a.k.a. the beloved runbarbara) says that’s the situation she’s found herself in at her job.
the offender, sandra, “has met me a total [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · battle of the sexes · blitzkrieg approach · california · clip art catastrophe · crazypants · dubious scientific claims · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · office cop · party planning committee · san diego · spelling and grammar police · thx · toilet · unnecessary "quotation marks" · vomit · you call that punctuation?
“swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning”
May 21st, 2008 · 109 Comments
writes bibs in tacoma, washington: “my sophomore year in college, i was placed in a campus house with six other girls i didn’t know. to say the least, we did not really get along, but we made a chore chart so we would all at least have a semi-clean house to live in.” at [...]
Tags: cleaning · excessive underlining · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · inappropriate word EMPHASIS · not cool · roommates · spelling and grammar police · tacoma · university · visual aids
the more you know
May 15th, 2008 · 173 Comments
this public service announcement is brought to us by tully’s coffee, courtesy of megan in seattle.
related: “if it wasn’t for the toilet, there’d be no books”
Tags: "customer service" · bathroom · drugs · highlighter · p.s. · seattle · spelling and grammar police · stars
if your grandma wrote PSAs
May 1st, 2008 · 153 Comments
j. star says he found this passive-aggressive twist on the old rspca campaign/scottish band in a cincinnati parking lot. (pet-lovers: just to let you know, it was crumpled up on the ground, not on his windshield.)
related: i can has guilt trip?
Tags: MYOB · cincinatti · dogs · guilt trip · spelling and grammar police
covering all the bases
April 9th, 2008 · 90 Comments
“it seems too many people have made love to the office water cooler,” says lizzy in new york. and some of them, it seems, are getting a little sloppy.
lizzy says the “office of water” thing refers to the fact that “our office is full of water. like, the fridge doesn’t have anything but bottled water [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · d.c. · double-entendre alert · new york · obnoxious definition · office · spelling and grammar police · that's unsanitary · water
the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved
March 21st, 2008 · 114 Comments
this note represents pretty much everything about office culture that makes me cringe. appropriately enough, i can’t even bring myself to call out the specifics — it’s just too overwhelming. (but the sign will always be there…every day, taunting me.)
Tags: CAPS LOCK · alot · anthropomorphism · fridge · inane cartoon · mixed metaphors · say wha? · spelling and grammar police · u.k.
the minor gall, the major rift
March 11th, 2008 · 110 Comments
to quote chris anderson responding to milton friedman: “a free lunch doesn’t necessarily mean the food is being given away or that you’ll pay for it later — it could just mean someone else is picking up the tab.” indeed, craig in new york offers this example of the negative externalities that [...]
Tags: TLDR · a little patronizing · beverages · excessive underlining · gloriously redundant · highlighter · new york · p.s. · spelling and grammar police
bun — er, pizza — in the oven
February 29th, 2008 · 122 Comments
zakir in montreal came home one night to find his roommate tristan ferociously scribbling this note for his other roommate, vincent. apparently, tristan was baking cookies on saturday night (aww) and when he turned on the stove, the entire apartment filled with smoke from the charred cardboard from vince’s frozen pizza. says zakir: “vincent’s [...]
Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · montreal · oven · pizza · preggers · smiley · south carolina · spelling and grammar police
over and over - the warning (passive-aggressive remix)
February 21st, 2008 · 147 Comments
laid back? i’ll give you laid back. in fact, i’ll spell it out for you: janice will break your legs.
(thanks to peter in milwaukee for documenting — you’re my number one guy!)
related: be informed, homeland security will be
Tags: crazypants · milwaukee · pure poetry · say wha? · smoking · spelling and grammar police · you call that punctuation?
to be young
February 14th, 2008 · 58 Comments
happy valentine’s day, kids!
(thanks to ron in west jordan, utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)
related: wake me up? wham!
Tags: spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · utah
where angels fear to spit
February 13th, 2008 · 70 Comments
from an anonymous heathen in washington, d.c.:
related: it must have been a pretty big bite
Tags: bold underlined italics · d.c. · exclamation-point happy! · neighbors · smoking · spelling and grammar police · spitting
so obsessed that i’m becoming a bore
February 12th, 2008 · 70 Comments
writes simon from richmond, virginia: “i was combing through my facebook newsfeed and came across this note posted by someone on my friend list. i have no idea who the note is referring to, but i think it’s kind of interesting that he’s putting out his dirty laundry for all to see.”
related: meet my new [...]
Tags: facebook · i before e · richmond
eau dear
February 11th, 2008 · 91 Comments
this oh-so-subtle note was posted by mary’s former boss, “a pathetic professor in a backwater institution” where 90% of the graduate students happened to be korean, japanese, or chinese.
“nevermind that he doused himself with great lashings of brut in an attempt to jazz up the bald-up-top-ponytail-in-back look he had going on,” mary says. “there were [...]
Tags: a little insensitive · a matter of taste · clip art catastrophe · fish · microwave · odor · office · spelling and grammar police · university
landmine in my bloodline
February 8th, 2008 · 108 Comments
nothing could have prepared lauren in oakland for the passive-aggressive avalanche that awaited her the other day at her new apartment. she calls the experience of finding the notes totally surreal. “it keeps playing back in slow motion in my mind, from the second i saw the first one hanging over the threshold to my [...]
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · cleaning · ellipses-crazed · oakland · roommates · spelling and grammar police
the passively rowdy patriot
February 4th, 2008 · 29 Comments
nicky in elwood, indiana (a diehard fan of the indianapolis colts) put this sign on her office door last week only to find it defaced by a phantom pats fan each night after she left. needless to say, nicky’s feeling quite vindicated today on behalf of both brothers manning.
tangential: the partly cloudy patriot [wnyc.org]
Tags: football · office · spelling and grammar police
if we give up our exclamation points, the terrorists win!!!
January 30th, 2008 · 61 Comments
“the tiny sioux city, iowa airport had a jaw-droppingly comprehensive intro to what one could or could not take on board a plane,” reports timoni in san francisco, including actual sample-sized bottles of toiletries taped up, show-and-tell style. “the corker, though, was this vehement note near the end (which, yes, had a plastic QUART-SIZE BAG!!!!!!!!! [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · airport · apostrophe abuse · exclamation-point happy! · sioux city · spelling and grammar police
or possilly, that no body ‘b’ there
January 12th, 2008 · 74 Comments
mishee was about to go ahead and just pay for that snapple…until she saw this colorful little note at a drugstore in sunnyvale, california. phew!
UPDATE: mishee (ever the overachiever) has returned to the scene to satisfy your curiosity about the signs behind the signs…and finds her snapple-drinking plans foiled in the process!
related: if it weren’t [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · california · sad face · silicon valley · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks"
i before e except after c ftw
January 10th, 2008 · 101 Comments
when julie in elkhart, indiana saw this note from her roommate, molly…
she decided it was time to go on the offensive.
then came the counter attack…
…then julie photographed the exchange and sent it to us. game, set, match.
related: i know where she lives
Tags: awk abbrev · i before e · indiana · oh snap · roommates · smiley · spelling and grammar police

