despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
Entries Tagged as 'starbucks'
french roast black, with a dash of deference
August 26th, 2008 · 200 Comments
Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · fresno · highlighter · ital overkill · money · office · overzealous secretary · starbucks
three things your health teacher didn’t tell you about herpes
June 18th, 2008 · 106 Comments
(a passiveaggressivenotes.com public disservice announcement)
1. from portland, oregon…
2. from williamsburg, virginia…
3. from miami, florida…
related: come get some
extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com]
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Tags: FYI · miami · not-so-veiled threats · now that's not true · portland · roommates · smiley · starbucks · stealing · university · virginia · warning · whiteboard · williamsburg
all your baristas are belong to us
June 17th, 2008 · 159 Comments
spotted by weston in the backroom of a dallas starbucks: the coffee chain’s recipe for the “keep-our-employees-locked-in-petty-arguments-so-they-won’t-unionize-accino”!
(add one pump “disgruntled english lit ph.d.s” + one pump “functional illiterates”; shake well.)
related: an extra bold request
extra credit: starbucks gossip
Tags: bathroom · group bitchfest · say wha? · spelling and grammar police · starbucks · towels · you call that a comeback?
an extra bold request
May 8th, 2008 · 134 Comments
jessica from chicago spotted this gem at a boston-area starbucks.
notes jessica: “i wonder if all that special barista training they had recently included anything about dictating the topic of conversations allowed?”
related: our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong
Tags: "customer service" · cranky barista · massachusetts · sports · starbucks
