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#1000 morpho aurora
and g - i swear it’s only kinky the first time
i have gotta get a new tshirt found one that says kinkier than a cheap garden hose.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:53 pm
#999 Canthz_B
Thanks M-A , Good bye last Woody…you will be missed.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:52 pm
#998 Wade
Now what’s all this about super glue?
Sounds like someone was shopping down the wrong aisle in the drugstore.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:52 pm
#997 lola
that’s playing dirty M-A, I like it!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:51 pm
#996 morpho aurora
the super glue thing? i was really really pissed. i didnt actually go thru with it, i just let him wake up to the sight of an open tube of super glue strategically placed
you get the idea i’m sure
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm
#995 Wade
Sorry, had to go make up a mess o’ grits. Y’all got me hungry, lol.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm
#994 Canthz_B
G-Man, you don’t want to know, just keep nail polish remover handy!!!!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:50 pm
#993 GVI
yea M_A those are the plays, when you borrow do not return because they are that good.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:49 pm
#992 morpho aurora
g - are those plays the little dvds i keep seeing
like the one about madea in jail? if those are the ones, i am borrowing shorty’s set next time i see her.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:48 pm
#991 Canthz_B
F-ed up is all I know for sure! I was young when it happened, few details to the kids.
How you know, I don’t want to know….F up a fantacy, y’a know?! LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:47 pm
#990 GVI
M_A i swear to god you are one kinky woman, what the hell are you doing with super glue and a man’s junk?
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:47 pm
#989 morpho aurora
i>do? should have been do? but i’m pretty sure y’all knew that
HEY WADE!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:46 pm
#988 GVI
M_A you have to see the Madea plays, they are even funnier than the movies.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:45 pm
#987 Canthz_B
Not in GA G-Man!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:45 pm
#986 morpho aurora
damn, what did he i>do? super glue is better, doesnt mess up the sheets
don’t ask how i know this, please.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:44 pm
#985 GVI
oh well i try my best not to piss of Mrs. GVI, especially since she is of causaian decent and all, no way in hell im making a white girl mad lol.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:44 pm
#984 morpho aurora
madea= character from diary of a mad black woman, and sequel madea’s family reunion
very good movies, parts are serious, others are fall off the couch funny
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:43 pm
#983 Canthz_B
I have a cousin that got hot grits on his wedding night…fused his thing to his thigh!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:42 pm
#982 Canthz_B
Or I could be lost in recent pop culture shock again.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:41 pm
#981 morpho aurora
oh i remember my cousin vinny, i have a copy somewhere, now i am gonna have to dig it out and watch it again.
g - just never piss off a woman in a kitchen, there are too many ways she can hurt you available!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:40 pm
#980 Canthz_B
Cream
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:38 pm
#979 Canthz_B
Madea’s sounds like Bill Cosby’s old line about a lump of Crean O Wheat.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:38 pm
#978 GVI
lol gritball, i hope to god i don’t have to play that one day.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:37 pm
#977 Canthz_B
I haven’t seen Madea…but the “Magic Grit” in “My Cousin Vinny” still breaks be up!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:36 pm
#976 morpho aurora
don’t bring up grits - i am still laughing about madea’s gritball! i loved that.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:35 pm
#975 Canthz_B
“Who the fuck cooked these grits?” …I did, fuck you!….”Fuck you too you silly bitch.”
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:33 pm
#974 morpho aurora
well it doesnt sound like that when it comes out of my mouth. trust me there is absolutely no way to phoenetically type that phrase southern style. it has to be heard to be believed. you hear it a lot at my house, in various forms.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:30 pm
#973 Canthz_B
M-A, how ’bout “Fuck yoo too yoo silly beech, sheeit!”
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:27 pm
#972 Canthz_B
I argue some, you folks may have noticed that about me. But I will not argue with “Fuck you too you silly bitch” uttered with a Southern drawl…that would be just wrong! LMAO
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:23 pm
#971 morpho aurora
bless yore lil heart, you are tryin
seriously, yeah, i’ve got a drawl, don’t ever ask me to say the word light
but the phrase “fuck you too you silly bitch” sounds ever so much sweeter in a southern accent.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:20 pm
#970 Canthz_B
Bless her soul
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:18 pm
#969 Wade
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:16 pm
#968 Canthz_B
I want to be current G, what else have you got?
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:16 pm
#967 morpho aurora
wade, darlin’ if ya bury the bodies, somethin always digs em up - alligators are better. i’d like to meet the csi sumbitch that will go after evidence stuck in a gator’s mouth
uh oh my southernism is coming out!! lord have mercy, i am gettin awful!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:16 pm
#966 GVI
btw i enjoy going down myself and “gettin booty” is just one of the more popular ones.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:15 pm
#965 Canthz_B
Can still get the occasional hole in one Wade-ster!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:15 pm
#964 Canthz_B
I told you you are our level head Wade…do not forsake us for too long.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:14 pm
#963 Wade
Swing ole Brassie.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:13 pm
#962 Canthz_B
My business has been making a profit lately G-Man.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:13 pm
#961 Wade
Homocide…arsenic…buried bodies.
Just another Saturday night in the TMHQ.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:12 pm
#960 GVI
seems like you need to get some C_B.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:11 pm
#959 Canthz_B
Beats me M-A, I usually go down.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:10 pm
#958 Canthz_B
“Gettin Booty”? Aww come on, you guys can do better than that!!!
Crush the clam! Work the worm!…Show some gumption guys!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:09 pm
#957 morpho aurora
now see, why did the phrase “taking a vacation, going north” strike me as dirty? just luck i guess
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:08 pm
#956 Canthz_B
A woman should be kept amused…is there any time her face is more radiant than when she just opens up with a real belly-laugh?
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:06 pm
#955 GVI
LMAO! No not like that, and it’s called “gettin booty.”
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:06 pm
#954 Canthz_B
So it’s not “Knocking Boots” anymore…now it’s “vacation”?
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:04 pm
#953 Canthz_B
VSOP helps with the homocidal thing. Not good for the liver, but one problem at a time…I’m not angry anymore!
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:02 pm
#952 GVI
C_B it’s bad down her side to, believe me when i tell you, that’s why i usually go up north when i need a vacation.
Sep 29, 2007 at 11:00 pm
#951 morpho aurora
hmm i seem to be feeling homicidal today…oh well, i’m having fun!
btw, the doesn’t play well with others shirt? i love the fact that you can see the knife in the same photo. and yes i carry one all the time. such handy items they are.
you guys have no worries, y’all have made me laugh more than just about anyone. steph, t, bonehead and kc are the only others. keep me amused, i’m easy to get along with. really.
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:59 pm
#950 Canthz_B
Don’t worry G-Man, If you’re down her side, you’re probably safe! LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:58 pm
#949 Canthz_B
Don’t be a sucker G-Man, take your own AIR!!!!
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:56 pm
#948 Canthz_B
And like any Black Widow, make sure I “get some” before I go!
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:55 pm
#947 GVI
i guess i will be bringing my own water and soda when i’m down you’re side M_A.
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:54 pm
#946 Canthz_B
When I ready to go, I’m coming to see YOU!!
Just make sure the arsenic has done its job before the gator does her’s.
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:53 pm
#945 morpho aurora
just don’t drink the tea i offer if i’m having a bad day. you should do okay.
and hey, it’s not like i hide it very well the shirt said “does not play well with others”
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:52 pm
#944 morpho aurora
heh what’s life without a little spice
arsenic anyone? anyone??
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:47 pm
#943 Canthz_B
Wade, G-man…I REALLY mean “Use protection” this time! ROTFLMAO
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:46 pm
#942 Canthz_B
M-A you are really pretty, but sometimes you make me think Black Widow temptation!
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:44 pm
#941 morpho aurora
canthz - all i can say is an alligator can be your best friend when it comes to keeping secrets. and they are cheap to bribe.
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:40 pm
#940 Canthz_B
Is that why they call it the Bye You!?
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:27 pm
#939 Canthz_B
Lola has exposed the Mad Bombers!
CSI though it was just one because the trips’ DNA is identical!
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:26 pm
#938 Wade
What happens in the bayou, stays in the bayou, lol.
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:22 pm
#937 Canthz_B
Sounds like you know where their bodies are buried M-A! LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 10:18 pm
#936 morpho aurora
canthz, mom has no stories on me. except for the streaking thing, which doesn’t count, i was 2 years old. she doesn’t know a lot, and nobody is telling. anything, ever.
Sep 29, 2007 at 9:19 pm
#935 morpho aurora
hey wade, i found a better book to read, it’s where i’ve been the last bit - i am much calmer now!
books are better than meds
Sep 29, 2007 at 9:14 pm
#934 Canthz_B
Those triple whippings taught me two things…1) Don’t do wrong, 2) If you do wrong, don’t get caught!
I spent a few years (late teens to early twenties) doing wrong, but I never got caught!
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:33 pm
#933 Canthz_B
OK, safe “back in the day story”: Children are safe from abuse now, but back then…..Any adult could spank you, take you to your parent and tell what you had done and then your parent would give you a double whipping, one for doing what you did, the other for being embarrassed because someone else caught you doing it!
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:28 pm
#932 Canthz_B
You and the old man just must stay out of the golf cart while the trips are asleep!!
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:20 pm
#931 Canthz_B
Do the Macaroni Lola!! ‘member how your parents told you how GREAT that art was?!
I have a lunch counter memory, but I can save it.
Only so much one should remember at a time.
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:18 pm
#930 lola
One more thing, my back is killing me! I think I’ve got a pinched nerve in the lumbar region. Ay carumba
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:17 pm
#929 lola
hi guys - stopping in to say hello cuz we’re taking a break from arts-n-crafts
we’re fingerpainting and have to let the paper dry before we can start gluing crap to it. yippee.
at least it’s better than the fingerpainting they USED to do in their cribs - unauthorized and very stinky, of course.
sorry I’ve been awol more than usual, but the old man is off work this week so I can’t find enough excuses to be on the computer all night!
I’d love to hear some more “back in the day” stories. racist people need to get a big dose of my foot up their ass.
Sep 29, 2007 at 8:15 pm
#928 Wade
Hey M-A Did you find a better book to read?
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:57 pm
#927 Canthz_B
Best to let the younguns talk some Wade. That way everything in the TMHQ stays copasetic.
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:56 pm
#926 Wade
Can’t we all just get along?
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:55 pm
#925 Canthz_B
Fresca vs. Tab Smack-Down Saturday at Eleven! LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:53 pm
#924 Wade
I was always a Fresca man, lol.
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:49 pm
#923 Canthz_B
Yeah G-man, Wade and I had a psycadelic moment….that tab wore off now, we’re OK.
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:45 pm
#922 Canthz_B
M-A, Oooo harassment…I would sue, but it kinda makes me tingle inside!
Moms probably has some HOT stories on you, be careful. LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:43 pm
#921 GVI
The old people reminising?
Sep 29, 2007 at 7:38 pm
#920 morpho aurora
canthz, i’ll give you my mom’s number, she’s got some great ones.
i enjoyed the stories, just thought i would harass you two a bit!
Sep 29, 2007 at 6:59 pm
#919 Canthz_B
sorry M-A, ahh memories, huh?
Fact is though I did walk to school in a blizzard once! Only a few blocks though.
By the time my grand kids get the story I can make that 6 miles!
Sep 29, 2007 at 6:52 pm
#918 morpho aurora
oh noo!!! the old people are telling back in the day stories!
aaagghh, next it will be the walking 6 miles to school, uphill both ways, in blizzards, with no shoes. no, wait, that’s my mom. never mind
sorry guys, i had to do, y’all know i am playing.
:-X smooches
Sep 29, 2007 at 6:48 pm
#917 Canthz_B
Wow, the 1960’s!
My 40 year old story before we get back to the future:
In ‘67 my sister, brother and I were returning from a summer at grandma’s in South Carolina.
All was well from Charlotte, NC to Winston-Salem but after a rest stop the driver said there were no seats for us so we would have to leave the bus. Our luggage had already been removed and was visible outside.
Well, my sister (10 years old) started her patented water-works, my brother(8) and I (5) followed suit. I wish I could reproduce my sister’s cry here, suffice it to say she could open an overcast sky!
After some really red faces, our bags were put in the aisle at the back of our Greyhound bus and we rode the rest of the way to Newark, NJ sitting on them.
Now that was an adventure in ‘if you paid for a seat is it your’s for the whole trip?!’
Hell, we survived!! LOL
Sep 29, 2007 at 5:40 pm
#916 Canthz_B
No doubt a boxer fetish.
That’s what you get for being an N-lover! ROTFLMAO
Sep 29, 2007 at 5:18 pm
#915 Wade
On a lighter note
I’m starting to think lola has a country club fetish, what with all the talk of golf carts and pool boys, lol.
Oh noes!! I typed fetish. No telling what sort of Google ads I’m going to be blamed for now.
Sep 29, 2007 at 4:45 pm
#914 Wade
That sort of thing is why I am grateful I grew up the way I did, CB. Most of the schools I attended were either on or near the base, and we were all together. If anything, the only distinction was between military and civilian kids. It also helped that my parents, both children of the South, never exhibited any racial prejudice around me and my sister.
Here’s one for you: One of the schools I attended was in Houston in the mid-60’s (yeah, I know, before G and Lola and Morpho were born, lol). It was far enough from the base that most of the kids were from the community. We were looking at a map of Africa, and some of the guys were mispronouncing Niger, and laughing about it. When I tried to correct them (not out of a spirit of tolerance, but because it was just flat-out ignorant), one of them rounded on me and called a N*gg*r-lover. It was my first taste of race hatred, and it came from the mouth of a 4th grader. I was so glad we were transferred to California after that.
I decided after that experience to always try to get to know people for who they are, not what someone else says I should think about them. Everybody has a life to live and a story to tell, and every time my life intersects with someone, I am always the richer.
Sep 29, 2007 at 4:27 pm
#913 Canthz_B
Oh shoot, I skipped the funny part!!
They sold to a Black family! HA HA…
Sep 29, 2007 at 2:57 pm
#912 Canthz_B
Wade I wanted to touch on “White Flight” re: Public schools but not “over there”.
This is funny I think (ha ha funny, not strange funny).
My family moved across our town in 1974 just before I started 8th grade. My new best friend was a White kid named Orin J. In fact we were in Orin’s pool when Nixon resigned. Anyway, their house was on the market within 2 months of our moving onto the block. When I asked hi why they were moving he said (and I’m not making this up) “My Mom says there are too many Niggers around…Not you, you know what I mean, right?”
Well a year later it was time for High School and things had completely changed. Teachers who had classrooms full of White kids two years earlier suddenly looked out over a sea of Black faces. They come to love us and we came to love them. They got to see that bright minds can be behind Black faces and we to see that a good, caring teacher could be of any hue.
Dare I say that there was promise in the air?
Well, I sure miss the 1970’s.
Sep 29, 2007 at 2:54 pm
#911 morpho aurora
lola - told ya those spurs and chaps were gonna get you in trouble
hope your back is better
alas, no hot pool boy or roller waitress for me
the girl date was cancelled
Sep 29, 2007 at 9:41 am
#910 lola
there’d better be a damned hot pool boy / roller-waitress waiting for you in bed! It’s early and everyone’s gone
I’m sure canthz is out there somewhere in PAN land… hello?
ah hell, my back is killing me. I’d better go lie down.
Sep 29, 2007 at 12:39 am
#909 morpho aurora
night wade, i’m headed for bed
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:21 pm
#908 Wade
Well, I’m done for the evening. Enjoy your wanderings, M-A.
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:19 pm
#907 morpho aurora
i just read the top few comments and came on back to pan home page, i haven’t the faintest idea what you are supposed to be doing!
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:14 pm
#906 Wade
Or morpho
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:10 pm
#905 Wade
Thanks Anglophile!
So, what do I do after I click on subscribe?
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:08 pm
#904 anglophile
Eventually, my answer to Wade’s will show up on the recent comments post. I posted at the end of that thread before I thought — duh, how’s he going to see my comment #110? That’s the kind of razor-sharp mind you can only develop through costly Higher Education!
Sep 28, 2007 at 11:01 pm
#903 morpho aurora
i actually figured that part out 2 hours ago, i just wanted to know why it was happening
why why why?
i found out by accident, i can’t help myself, i click on everything
Sep 28, 2007 at 10:58 pm
#902 Wade
Sep 28, 2007 at 10:56 pm
#901 anglophile
Hey. Just dropping in to tell you that after only 20 minutes of wondering what the fuck with the comments, I figured out that if you click the subscribe to comments link at the bottom, you can see them all. Don’t want you losing any sleep or anything.
Oh, and I’m profoundly grateful my rudimentary knowledge of HTML spared me from the explainations earlier in this thread!
Sep 28, 2007 at 10:55 pm
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