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Oct 30, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Comment #138100
*pounce*
why yes, Wo. i have one right here.
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Comment #138099
Oh, nothing, Wade… got any frosted donuts?
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Comment #138098
pouncy pouncy wade..
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Comment #138097
here i am
late delivery at the office then on the road then errands and now home
what’s all this then?
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Comment #138096
Wade must be veerrrry busy at work today! Good thing it’s Friday!
Oct 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Comment #138095
I do want to read it, oi! I will head over there now.
‘Mo… schmoochies right back atcha. DLTC’d the lips to ya.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Comment #138094
oh. sorry Wotv that’s a bitch dilemma but looks like you have got some handle on it.
smooches Timo. aw, Timo you are teh sweetest. I don’t mind anybody eating anything. I am not one those placenta eating craze filled hippies who try to dictate other people’s diet.
oh hey wotv, I think I told you that I’ll send you my first speech. (which I did not follow) but it’s posted on my blog as a second entry if you ever want to read it.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Comment #138093
Wo I would schmooch de Abby lips if I could see them. I will DLTC you and you will see why I cannot see dem.
SO you have problems with a slapstick cornball comic? Yeah if it is your name you need to have some control of content. Good luck hon!
Hi oi! Do not read next lines puhleeze sweet oi.
And now I am going to have a big ol’ juicy bacon cheeseburger! Strokes be damned!
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Comment #138092
He has hired me to write an article for him. I’m just frustrated.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Comment #138091
hello CIFs,
fun and partying ths morning?
let’s drink away.
And Wotv, Your editor can shove it where sun does not shine if he does not like it. Is this his humor?
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Comment #138090
I ended up taking his suggestion and trying to word it so it sounded more like me. I am a sarcastic bitch, you know…
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Comment #138089
I dunno….Course I have dear MrRilla and his sense of humor…bathroom funny is bathroom funny. There must be a sanitized version of anal seepage that he will find acceptable and that you think is funny too…Sounds to me like he wishes to appeal to the christian coalition.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Comment #138088
Right. It must be the green box.
Here’s an example of how we differ. The article is about a book he wrote about dieting and improving attitude, etc. I don’t want to put more about it here, but anyway, my take was supposed to be about dieting in general and then sort of lead to his stuff. So… I mention those chips with olestra that had the lovely side effect of anal leakage. Anal leakage is funny. Not if you have it, but… he wanted it replaced with something along the lines of sticking close to a bathroom. Um… not so funny.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Comment #138087
Wo, I think that strange green box over there….> is hypnotizing you …you love to lick icing….
As for funny man, I say Joke him if he can’t take a fuck..
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Comment #138086
The thing is, he can hit me with bad feedback and mess up my numbers on the site. So I have to try to get him to see that his desire to appeal to all ages is to get rid of the yuks.
Why am I craving icing? Huh.
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Comment #138085
ack! more work.
brb
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Comment #138084
weak.
sound like he isn’t as funny as he thinks he is
this too shall pass
*dreams of icing…*
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Comment #138083
Fart pillow under the chair kind of guy….You can’t win, because they are not really funny…Got any good carrot top routines..he might like that?
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Comment #138082
I just wish he’d stop sending things back with his idea of “revisions”. I’m telling you, he’s a buzzer in the hand kind of funny. I’m not.
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Comment #138081
i see.
i have every confidence that you will find a way to meet the criteria and stay true to yourself.
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Comment #138080
The client has a book and my article is supposed to address his topic and, while not being strictly PR, promoting it. My name stays on it.
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Comment #138079
sounds “clean” to me, Wo
i keep getting interrupted by irl
that is an interesting problem. i guess i assumed you were ghost writing, and your name wouldn’t be the only one attached to the article.
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Comment #138078
*clears throat and changes subject as I seem to have scared everyone off*
I have a client who wants a funny article. He hired me based on my previous work, but… my humor is sarcastic and self-deprecating and his is in your face yuk yuk. The big issue? Ultimately, my name stays on the article. I don’t want it to be out there if it isn’t really “me”…
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Comment #138077
Wade, by now you must know that I wouldn’t lick the frosting off just anyone’s donut. Wow. That sounds really dirty, doesn’t it?
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Comment #138076
who, me?
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Comment #138075
*swoons*
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Comment #138074
*ahem*
i reacted ↓ *smoochies*
Oct 30, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Comment #138073
Wade! You naughty, naughty…. what was I saying?
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:51 am
Comment #138072
pouncy poooounce on teh Mo…
Mimosa in a big fancy glass for Wo.
Biiig bad rainys…Lots of Thunder and lightening and the river is way over its banks…but it goes down fast too.
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:49 am
Comment #138071
copy machine is acting up again
only if you promise to lick off the icing, Wo
*pounce* did you have bad storms last night, rilla?
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:47 am
Comment #138070
I post a link to my Abby lips and I get no smooches? *pouts*
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:46 am
Comment #138069
I haven’t had a tequila sunrise in ages. I can handle more mimosas in the long run, though….
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:42 am
Comment #138068
Make mine a ‘Sunrise with a side of schmooches ‘Rilla.
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:40 am
Comment #138067
pumpkin juice? ha
Mimosas, tequila sunrise, gin and juice?
Mango lasse?
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:34 am
Comment #138066
I think we need some orange kind of yummy drinks. Ideas?
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:28 am
Comment #138065
Sounds good…I have some orange and black chinese style lanterns as well..
Pouncy pounce on teh wade, work or no work…
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:25 am
Comment #138064
Isn’t work on a Friday against the law?
I don’t know, rilla, do you think some orange and black streamers?
Maybe we need some donuts. Want half, Wade?
Oct 30, 2009 at 11:22 am
Comment #138063
sorry
work broke out… on a friday!
hi (((Wo))) (((rilla)))
happy halloweene’en
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:54 am
Comment #138062
WotV, ghost town on halloween.. how apropos.
I was checking out the post of the past. I was a goth all through high school, aka the dark weird kid.. I didn’t need to be pale to get the vibe.
have we finished the decorating in the HQ for the party tomorrow..?
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:38 am
Comment #138061
Damn heisa hates me!
Let Them Sing it for You
Turn off pop up blockers first…
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:31 am
Comment #138060
Post It Deadlines
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:20 am
Comment #138059
Hmmm… it’s a ghost town in here today…
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:16 am
Comment #138058
Hullo… gonna check out the back 40 and think of something witty to post on the MT….With all this rain lately, its hard to come up with teh funny.
Oct 30, 2009 at 10:05 am
Comment #138057
Nobody seems to be around so… *hangs up some spiderwebs; carves a pumpkin that just says “FUCK”; sets out a bowl of candy* I’ll stop back later.
Oct 30, 2009 at 9:09 am
Comment #138056
that is one very fortunate mr. on the verge, Wo.
hi, rose.
Oct 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
Comment #138055
What do you think?
My Abby Lips
Oct 30, 2009 at 9:01 am
Comment #138054
sex sex sex shit signed, with love, :smiley smoking: So read the tags over there
Oct 30, 2009 at 8:39 am
Comment #138053
Is there peoples? I know it’s early, but the daytime seems to be jumping and *sigh* – the consequences of having a permanent pretzel stick stuck up your arse…
eating junky dinner tonight. I’ve got a website of our Halloween parade this Tuesday if anyone is interested. The teacher who organised it. MBL me and I’ll send it on. *knows that she’s daringly putting herself on the line* Are we having a Halloween party in here this year? I think it’d be great.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:43 am
Comment #138052
Beans and WotV – congratulations. And Beans, if you’re referring to all the quark stuff, I don’t know even half of it. Neither do I know Simpsons, Star Trek or Monty Python. Why am I here? *shrug* I really don’t know. Park time.
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:20 am
Comment #138051
Inverted commas, quotation marks, oi! I’m with you. We use both expressions in Australia. I also know you’ll understand me when say “double l or double r” and so on, and you write two of them. I had to do a double take (heh-heh) when I first spoke to someone in Oman on the phone, and she spelled something that way. She thought I was stupid because I kept questioning her. I was so used to non-native speakers of English not using it. I bet you know that a vacation is also a holiday or the holidays… so many li’l differences. Glad you’re around!
Oct 30, 2009 at 1:05 am
Comment #138050
it’s well written and performed, glo. if that sort of thing is your cuppa tea, you might enjoy it. but start from the beginning.
Oct 29, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Comment #138049
Well, let me know if it’s worth getting into.
Bed time for me, I think.
Good night, friends ♥
Oct 29, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Comment #138048
its an abc scifi show. everyone on earth faints at the same time, and wakes up remembering the same day in the future. show is about figuring out what happened.
the plot thickens this week.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Comment #138047
I’m watching it on DVR, Wade. Don’t spoil it for me, like that LSU game that one time
I was wondering who all watched it.
My eyes are tired. It makes me feel sleepy. I may not last too much longer.
It’s a new show on ABC, sis. Been on about a month and a half or so.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Comment #138046
Wait. I have never heard of Flash-Forward.
Teh dumz. I has them.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Comment #138045
I’m re-watching Dr. Who Season 1 and knitting Pair Two of the Motorcycle’s snowmobile socks.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Comment #138044
wait. i just watched FlashForward.
im n ur futures, messin with ur suspense
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Comment #138043
I’m watching Flash Forward, smoking, drinking a beer and fending off cats who want to sit on the lap(top).
I started reading Hyperion last week. I think someone in here recommended it awhile back. It took a little while to get into it but now I’m all up in it.
Mom resisted the Mocha kitty.
Leave it to Wade to find an actual combination of whatever anyone is talking about.
The google-fu is strong with this one.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Comment #138042
why be either/or, gloamy, when you can be both/and?
nothing yet, amykins. some things are percolating but no boil yet.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Comment #138041
Not much, work and knitting, work and knitting.
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Comment #138040
I believe I did, Glo. Crunched then up and served them up on a hot plate. Then, I cleaned my desk off and have been catching up on other things.
What’s new with you?
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Comment #138039
Well, I’m just saying, sis, should I have to choose.
How’s the number crunching going now? Got them properly crunched?
Oct 29, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Comment #138038
Hey (((Wade))). Any luck on those job leads so far?
*crosses fingers*
Hey sis! Wait, why would you have to choose? I’d have both, thank you. My only dilemma would be finish sweet or finish meaty?
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Comment #138037
Given a choice between bacon and doughnuts, I’m going with doughnuts every time.
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Comment #138036
(((amy)))
lol, true dat.
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Comment #138035
Going to eat now, but I must say the donut thread is very entertaining. I was pleased to see a lot of amy-like typographical errors out there. People get all het up about their donuts, eh?
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Comment #138034
What a happy Q day! So many familiar avatars/screen names. I feel the love, I really do. Oh wait, that’s Mark I feel. Well, I feel the Mark, I really do.
Congrats to Beans and WoV. I am so happy and excited for you WoV!
I am going as a wizard this year. We are having a retirement party for one of the ladies I traveled around the state with doing training on our database. We called the creator of the database (who happens to be Miata), the “insert name of database” Wizard and called ourselves “The Wizardettes”. Totally corny, but true. So the 3 ladies are definitely dressing up. Miata will likely not show up.
I am not pale.
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Comment #138033
Hey Tink….uh BYe Tink!
*ZOT * :shocked:
For some reason I am really hungry for some chicken.
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Comment #138032
HI all !
I’m hiding from the nasty storm they say is headed my way. Hope everyone has a happy halloweenie.
oyVEY! That bolt was close!
See ya!
Oct 29, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Comment #138031
RB was here!!! I thought my pants were tightening but I attributed it to pon farr.
Oct 29, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Comment #138030
wow.
just
wow.
Oct 29, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Comment #138029
My friend ate her placenta after she gave birth. Her hubby washed it down, they froze it, ate it in bite-sized pieces. Mark is right, it is full of nutrients. It used to be common to eat it. I think that it actually has some properties (in the way that breast milk does, too, in the case of helping the baby) that really help a woman after birth – she is pretty weak at that time, and the baby is of course very vulnerable.
Another friend tried (this was in the early 90s) but had been a vegetarian for so long that she couldn’t stomach the taste. The first friend was/is a vegetarian, too, but she managed.
If the placenta is the amniotic sac (not sure – long time since I researched this) it is also full of the nutrients that kept the baby alive. But ‘glo, you are the biology major, so you probably know more than I do on this one.
Okay, just flying through. Nice to see wotv and rb, mark and others. Only got to read about 4 comments.
Hopefully I can check back in later.
WotV – I hope that wine eases the fighting blues. ♥
Oct 29, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Comment #138028
Well, I think I’ve done enough damage here for now. I’m going to go knit a spell.
Oct 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Comment #138027
RB… If you have a minute, can you let me know the name of the foundation and shade?
I gotta get some of your #s so I can get in on the inappropriate texting club. MBL me if interested (sounds like a personal ad gone bad, doesn’t it?).
Just had a big old fight about … oh, never mind. I’m going to get more wine.
Oct 29, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Comment #138026
Well, it may be full of nutrients (just go out and buy yourself a steak, I say), but I think the reason many animals do it is more to dispose of the evidence to avoid attracting predators to their newborns.
But to cook it up and make pills out of it? Give me a break.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Comment #138025
Why would you do that to me glo? WHY?
You know I can kill somebody or myself.
Mark, are you trying to rationalize it? really?
If I am dying and it’s the only way I can survive, still no.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Comment #138024
Glo, animals do that all the time. It’s full of nutrients.
Note: Humans are animals.
Note: It’s still gross.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Comment #138023
oi, if that’s the most bizarre thing you’ve ever seen, you may be interested in this article.
WARNING: do not follow this link if you are eating something, have just eaten something, or are just about to eat something. Other than that, it’s totally SFW.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Comment #138022
dinnertime
i’m sorry i have to leave all my cifs
but it’s nice to see the q full of folks
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Comment #138021
I have advertisement on the screen, are you ready?
“geek to geek dating”
that’s most bizarre thing I ever heard.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Comment #138020
lol glo. and rests
I figured Mark out or so I thought apparently.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Comment #138019
had to run errands on the way home, glo
thanks for the warning, Wo
yuck, RB. how about an inappropriate text during the ceremony
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Comment #138018
((RB)), you forgot poo.
And you forgot Poland!
RB, I was just pining for you today… 137974
Backedit: My CIFs know me so well!
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Comment #138017
he also frequently references water treatment/sewage and home brewing, too
(hopefully he does not mix the two)
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Comment #138016
glo, if you’re still smelling that it’s probably time to see a doctor. it could just be a “bump” but you really ought to be sure.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Comment #138015
((((RB))))!
I thought I smelled wet nickels.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Comment #138014
oi, when in doubt, mark is either talking about star trek OR the simpsons.
at all times.
forever.
oh, and beer…
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Comment #138013
oi, you are cute as a button. I can just hear you thinking to yourself. *hmmm, Mark just made reference to something I don’t know. i’ll just google it. hmmm, Star Trek episode? That can’t be what he was talking about.*
You know I love me some geek-boy, Mark. ♥
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Comment #138012
yes, yes…im like the great pumpkin. you just have to be really sincere about halloween and/or diet coke and ill come around.
leaving in a few, heading to airport to go to san diego (gag) for a halloween wedding….that im IN. (more gag)
text me, foolz. ill need to keep my strength up.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Comment #138011
hey falcon!
i prefer metro when traveling through dc, Mark & RB
unfortunately, i am usually traveling around dc on the beltway
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Comment #138010
yay! halloween talk brought RB around!
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Comment #138009
What thee are about to see, comes down from the
time of the beginning; without change. This is the Vulcan heart. This is the Vulcan soul. This is our being.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Comment #138008
oh I meant I even put inverted comma (as in quotation mark, Indian English/British English. I don’t know)
Ehy Rb. How are ya?
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Comment #138007
im oblivious to traffic, i take bart. i have no need to drive across the bridge, thankyouverymuch (as ALL sensible thinking people should be doing, by the way. bart may smell like mummy farts but its fast and doesnt create traffic jams. sheesh.)
/soap box
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Comment #138006
You got it, oi.
*cue fight music*
That was kinda for Wade… I figured he would get it first…
oi, I’m not sure what you meant by inverted coma though…?
(((RB)))!!!!!! How’s that traffic treating you?
MSBE: RB, I totally agree with you. *is a very happy bus rider, hates when he has to drive in to downtown*
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Comment #138005
looks like mark is workin up a batch of “home brew”
quantities are limited, ladies
RB!!!!!! wade!!!!!
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Comment #138004
uh I don’t get your reference Mark. I googled amok time but it came up as one of the episode of star trek. That’s it.
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Comment #138003
WoTV….make-up forever makes a nice death pallor poweder/foundation for white girls like us.
hi everyone…im sneaking in before i leave the factory for the day, i miss you all bunches and bunches. <3
*swirls Dracula cape for a fluttering page turn*
Oct 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Comment #138002
I’m going to start the grill and make some burgers before I pass out in the candy corn. Hugs and kisses all around. And Mark, put that away before you get into trouble!
Oct 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Comment #138001
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