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aw sorry wade for headache terror. Hope you get enough sleep and headache goes away.
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Comment #138200
ok, i’ve done all the english lit i’m going to do for now on the MT
throat’s better but headache is worse. i believe i will call it an early evening
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Comment #138199
sorry, (((glo))) your packers made a go of it in the second half
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Comment #138198
lol
from grumblin’ to rumblin’
Nov 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Comment #138197
*ground shakes*
must be the grumbling at lambeau
Nov 1, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Comment #138196
sounds cozy
Nov 1, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Comment #138195
I’m so glad ‘rilla cleaned in here… I just mopped the floor, cleaned the bathroom, mowed and raked with my boys for 3 hours, took the leaves to the leaf drop off (2 trips), showered and went to the store to get stuff for dinner, and now I have to cook it. What I really want to do is nap.
I’ll just curl up on the couch in here for a little while. *gathers a pillow and blankie and gets comfy*
Nov 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Comment #138194
♫ But it’s business as usual
Day after day
Business as usual
Just grinding away
You try to be righteous
You try to do good
But business as usual
Turns your heart into wood
(looks around at a fairly clean HQ) done for the day…see everyone in 3 days…loves.
Nov 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Comment #138193
Raven hair and ruby lips
sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
she’s a restless spirit on an endless flight
wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got
the moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
dancing shadows and firelight
crazy laughter in another
room and she drove herself to madness
with a silver spoon
woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
let me tell your brother, she’s been sleeping
in the Devil’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round
someone’s underground
she can rock you in the nighttime
’til your skin turns red
woo hoo witchy woman
see how high she flies
woo hoo witchy woman
she got the moon in her eye
Nov 1, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Comment #138192
Drop your silver in my tambourine
Help a poor man fill his pretty dream
Give me pennies I’ll take anything
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine
Watch the jingle jangle start to chime
Reflections of the music that is mine
When you drop a coin you’ll hear it sing
Now listen while I play
My green tambourine
Nov 1, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Comment #138191
♫ Shiny happy people laughing
Meet me in the crowd
People people
Throw your love around
Love me love me
Take it into town
Happy happy
Put it in the ground
Where the flowers grow
Gold and silver shine
Nov 1, 2009 at 11:32 am
Comment #138190
I expect no bother except that they take up half my parking lot…rest well glo.
(Set about to clean up the HQ)
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
Comment #138189
Sounds like a good night. I love me some Bruce Campbell.
I think I’ll wander off and do a little knitting/snoozing. I got up a little earlier than I meant to.
I’ll be back later. Hope the Denny’s brunch crowd don’t give you any grief.
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:50 am
Comment #138188
Good…Glo… Drank beer and watched Evil dead with my friends…watched the kiddys check out their candy stash.. .. Some of them got chinese candy things…Ate a bunch of snacky foods and went to sleep at midnight.
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:41 am
Comment #138187
Good morning, Rilla. Good Halloween, and you?
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:31 am
Comment #138186
*thrilled to discover she and Wade were showering together*
Good night, ♥ rose ♥
Things are ok for now, but I don’t really expect to be brangle-free, unless I actually marry the Motorcycle. That might do it, might not.
Oh and Wo? I had a very nice breakfast of eggs, sausage, toast and juice. Followed by a Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkin.
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:25 am
Comment #138185
Hullo…Did everyones Halloween go well….?
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:21 am
Comment #138184
ok, i’m going to disengage from technology and jump through the shower
i’ll check in later
bye (((gloWo))) ♥
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:40 am
Comment #138183
I think I’d do the same, WotV. You just got involved in the whole creation aspect!
I better go to bed. I think my joke might have been the last straw for ‘glo. Oh, there you are! Infomercials? Night, my love.
Okay, I might check in my morn. Depends on the planning and all.
(((cifs))) i.e. ♥ glo ♥ wade ♥ wotv ♥ by order of appearance in this (U.S.) morning addition of PAN and its Panpronents… night
PS – glad to see that things seem to be smoother with your mum, now, too, glo (comma frenzy).
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:32 am
Comment #138182
no home is complete without one, glo
good night, (((rose)))
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:30 am
Comment #138181
I have been watching Sunday morning infomercials.
And now I am completely convinced I need a personal screen-printing system.
Damn it!
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:29 am
Comment #138180
that jack o’lantern could be used as an ad for orthodontia, Wo!
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:27 am
Comment #138179
I’m going to caffeine up and try not to eat candy for breakfast.
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:23 am
Comment #138178
Is it wrong that I spent about 3 hours getting those eyes and teeth just right? I was armed with a veggie peeler and 3 different knives. My kids kept saying, “I didn’t know you liked to sculpt…”
Love the vid, rose!
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:19 am
Comment #138177
Very cute, WotV (gone from whatever I said before to cute). It reminds me of this song. I know it’s too late, now, but we did this in my music class on Tuesday, and they loved it. Great clip
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:14 am
Comment #138176
All lit up…
The Great Pumpkin
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:10 am
Comment #138175
heehee, Wo
plenty of candy to go around
i usually get little kids with parents a little before dark then older kids and some teens after dark. it was cold and drizzly yesterday. and i think a lot of kids were at halloween parties or the mall.
good luck with that, glo. and lol. who dat gonna beat dem saints? no one so far!
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:09 am
Comment #138174
Wow, those girls (women!) are great musicians.
I’m going to have to track some stuff down now.
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:08 am
Comment #138173
That sure is a monster punkin (to quote paloman? sorry, misspelling there – I laffed. I like repetitive jokes UP TO A POINT – that is, f.d. has kinda worn thin
) wotv, and it looked ferocious.
Look what mama laid, ‘glo
I love my one card game too, glo (euchre) – though very few people play it the way I do.
I like to win, but I don’t get into a sulk when I don’t.
I’m writing an article at the moment. Seems to be coming along. T.G. or someone.
Nov 1, 2009 at 8:04 am
Comment #138172
It’s always been just after dark here. I didn’t even have the pumpkin out yet. It took two of us to haul the damn thing outside.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:59 am
Comment #138171
About a decade ago, everyone in Wisconsin, just about, trick-or-treated in daylight. Now it’s about half-and-half.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:58 am
Comment #138170
Good morning… sorry for the disappearing act last night. I had trick or treaters BEFORE DARK. Isn’t that against the law or something? I had to hustle and get everything done quickly. We had fewer treaters than last year… I resorted to wine quite early in the eve.
Wade, I could come over and trick-or-treat ya. Hate to see that candy go to waste!
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:55 am
Comment #138169
I had to promise my mom I would watch the game with her, Wade. It’s an Event.
I heard from Sunny on MBL about it. She’s having a good season, what with her undefeated
Saints and all. Who saw that one coming?
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:55 am
Comment #138168
I’m waiting for the punchline, rose!
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:53 am
Comment #138167
so, glo. what are you doing this afternoon? i don’t suppose there will be a football game you are interested in on tv, will there?
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:52 am
Comment #138166
LOL
you don’t know the strength of the coffee i brew, rose
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:50 am
Comment #138165
We had a nice night. We took a take-and-bake pizza over to my sister’s, she plied us with beer, we played four-handed cut-throat sheepshead, my BIL was the big winner, and my sis was the big loser. I was also negative, but the Motorcycle finished up, which was good because he is very competitive and really, really cares about winning card games. I can have fun whether I win or lose. I love playing cards.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:47 am
Comment #138164
Hmm, I don’t know that that will work, wade.
Lemon, ginger and some form of tea? Spoonful of honey?
(I Changed the link if you’ve already checked.)
Guess you gotta get the thinking gear into first.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:41 am
Comment #138163
i am applying copious amounts of coffee
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:38 am
Comment #138162
Ah, okay – yes, I’m posting at 22.32 my time, not 18.00.
I might have been able to, ‘glo.
knock, knock
No, really, What did the baby bird say when norange dropped into its nest?
Haven’t I told this one before? hyuck.
How was your night with motorcycle? and wade, I hope you take something that effectively soothes your throat soon.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:34 am
Comment #138161
Goodness, I didn’t really expect anyone to be here!
We had an extra hour of sleep due to daylight savings time ending, rose. I see Word Press has finally figured out how to change the clocks as well.
Rose, could you hear my “humor Nephew The Younger when he tells jokes” voice?
Good morning, Wade, sorry bout the throat
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:26 am
Comment #138160
hi (((rose))) not too early. my clock says 8:25am, but it feels like 9:25am
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:25 am
Comment #138159
Heh-heh, I never was much good at jokes. Just as well I didn’t put it out on the main.
(((ohh))) for the both of you who are up far too early on a Sunday, right?
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:17 am
Comment #138158
vampire?
hey (((glo)))
i woke up with my throat on fire. glad to see my annual upper respiratory mess is progressing on schedule.
Nov 1, 2009 at 7:15 am
Comment #138157
I give up. What do you call a vamp crossed with a referee?
We have a lot of candy leftover, too. I don’t see this as a tragedy.
I thought I was up really early until Wade reminded me! I had to get up because I had a horrible blinding headache, and I was dreaming that all my teeth were falling out. Ugh! I need tea.
Nov 1, 2009 at 6:54 am
Comment #138156
I had 4 kids with one group of parents.
I even had the scary music playing and the flashing ghoul head in the window…talk about advertising free candy!
I saw a lot of costumed kids that I thought their parents were taking trick-or-treating, but I guess they were taking them to Halloween parties.
The olden days are dead and gone, and I have a bunch of Reese’s, Kit Kats, Laffy Taffy and Milk Duds.
$23 of candy I guess I’ll give to my mom to donate at her church.
Nov 1, 2009 at 2:29 am
Comment #138155
You can share with me, wade ♥
What do you call a vamp crossed with a referree?
Fan, I can see you out there, are you in here?
Oct 31, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Comment #138154
i had zero, count ‘em, zero trick or treat-ers this year
it was cold and rainy, but zero?
on the bright side, more butterfingers for me
Oct 31, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Comment #138153
I don’t know, oi, but thanks for the shout out, glo. I can still see your tags, oi. If you have opted for contacts only to tag you and also opted out of data collection, people can’t seem to tag you (which is why I have none), but I can see your comments in mbl, so I know you haven’t opted out of data collection… Maybe you fixed it, as they are apparent to me.
Oct 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Comment #138152
Bye ((wadeglo))
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Comment #138151
hi (((oi)))
no idea.
i’m going to see about dinner. may check in later
have fun trick or treating, mbling, curling or whatever y’all are doing tonight
(and don’t forget to “fall back” tonight)
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Comment #138150
oi, I am stumped, and don’t have time to further research it. I bet rose knows, though.
Gotta go, CIFs! The Motorcycle is revving his engines in a very irritated fashion. Doesn’t like to be kept waiting.
Happy Halloween!
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Comment #138149
oh i am disappointed. i so wanted you to be Abby, Wo.
That’s one fine piece of carved pumpkin!(or melon?)
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Comment #138148
Hi Wo! Cool jerk o’ lantern!
Hey oi, I will research and tell you in a minute. I am extremely fond of problem-solving.
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Comment #138147
I need help! I accidentally hid my tags on mbl. Does anybody know how i can unhide them?
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Comment #138146
I baked today, Wade.
Going over to my sister’s for a little dinner. I may get to meet a women’s curling team from Toronto, if I play my cards right.
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Comment #138145
maybe that’s her costume, Wo
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Comment #138144
Hey, ((((glo)))), you aren’t interrupting. Wade has enough icing for both of us…
I’m thinking, by the look of her mommy jeans, lack of makeup, and nearly 80s hair, that she might not truly appreciate my Abby look.
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Comment #138143
LOL, Wo
“extremely meh”
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Comment #138142
hi (((glo)))
did you have to work today?
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Comment #138141
I would think a nerd would appreciate Abby, Wo.
Nice new skivvies, Wade.
Oh, I’m not interrupting anything, am I?
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Comment #138140
This one is good…
Paranormal Activity?
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Comment #138139
mmmm, icing
oh i get it, Wo. that’s the direction my humor trends as well
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Comment #138138
It isn’t that I don’t thoroughly appreciate Abbott and Costello or Laurel and Hardy or even the Three Stooges. It’s just that… it’s not “my” funny.
You know, self-deprecating, pointing out idiocy even if I’m a part of it. Licking the icing off of donuts…
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Comment #138137
hey now!
that vid was cute, Wo
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Comment #138136
Soupy Sales hasn’t gotten back to me. I have the horrible feeling that he is sitting on a whoopie cushion and editing my article so that I sound less like an intelligent, sarcastic woman willing to laugh at myself and others and more like a complete idiot who would think that comedy peaked at “Who’s on First?”
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Comment #138135
I think you might appreciate this one:
Greatest Trick or Treater Ever
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Comment #138134
that’s some pumpkin!
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Comment #138133
have you finished mr. chuckle’s article?
Oct 31, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Comment #138132
Here is my masterpiece…
Happy Halloween
Oct 31, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Comment #138131
As long as I’m Abby in your imagination, Wade…
It’s super windy here. I hope the rain holds off.
Oct 31, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Comment #138130
well, i understand, Wo.
*pictures abby in his mind’s eye*
it’s been foggy/rainy all day here, so i don’t know how much trick or treating will occur in my community
Oct 31, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Comment #138129
Yum. Panini.
Well, in order to get my oldest to take my youngest out trick or treating, (mr is in canada at a wedding with the middle boy) I had to agree to let him have a friend (girl) and her sister over to go with them. With these girls comes their mom, who is… um… probably the nerdiest person I know. She’s nice, but nerdy. I’m thinking my Abby getup might make her uncomfortable. So… I’m just me.
Oct 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Comment #138128
heehee (((oi)))
hi (((zombie)))
*hands Wo half a panini*
awww, no costume? what happened, (((Wo)))?
Oct 31, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Comment #138127
Happy halloween fellow ghosts and witches.
Thanks Wo. (for reading and commenting) ooh that color sounds bitchin!
I have got ll kind of candies and chocolate cake topped with caramel sauce dig in.
Oct 31, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Comment #138126
Wade, hon, did you save me half the panini? I’m starved.
Got my hair done – chestnut reddish brown and then ran errands. I may not get to don my costume after all… long story.
Can I start on the candy yet?
Oct 31, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Comment #138125
Who ya gonna call?
Oct 31, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Comment #138124
If you are wearing donut costume you will get Kisses.. (It does not have to be Hershey’s)
Oct 31, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Comment #138123
i put on a costume and everything
Oct 31, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Comment #138122
i guess everyone is out buying last minute candy
i’m at a panera’s eating a frontega chicken panini
Oct 31, 2009 at 10:17 am
Comment #138121
On Halloween I’ll go to town. And wear my trousers upside down, and wear my shoes turned inside out. And wear a wig of sauerkraut.
…but that’s just me.
Oct 31, 2009 at 1:35 am
Comment #138120
The west yet glimmers with some streaks of day:
Now spurs the lated traveller apace
To gain the timely inn.
♥
hi (((glo)))
Oct 30, 2009 at 9:15 pm
Comment #138119
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
Oct 30, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Comment #138118
*sigh*
Come what come may,
Time and the hour runs through the roughest day.
Oct 30, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Comment #138117
have a good e’en, (((Wo))) and (((rilla))) and all my cifs!
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Comment #138116
maybe heisa just doesn’t like inaccurate quotations
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Comment #138115
But…. I love macbeth. Damn heisa
Wade, the Heisa Slayer! I am going to get some wine and order dinner. Have a wonderful evening… and if you aren’t busy tricking or treating, I’ll see you tomorrow. Abby-lip schmoochies!
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Comment #138114
heisa doesn’t like macbeth
but i will defeat heisa with ajax!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Comment #138113
This job posting is cracking me up. Especially the part about making it welcoming:
Looking for 10 articles about magic and spell casting. It’s preferable that the potential author have some familiarity with paganism/witchcraft. I will be providing subjects that the author should write about, however, suggestions will be welcomed. Some sample topics would include: Casting a circle How to ground and pre ritual activity Moon phases and their effects on magic Candle magic These articles should be written towards those that have a budding interest in exploring a pagan religion. They should be written informally, with a welcoming voice, making the reader comfortable with a subject that can be confusing. Again, familiarity and comfort with this subject matter is encouraged. Thanks in advance!
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Comment #138112
Bye, ‘rilla!
I wouldn’t want to give out any stale Kit Kats or anything. Now the Laffy Taffy? I’ll risk giving that crap away, but stale chocolate is another matter.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Comment #138111
Boyness…smelliness…same same…
got to run work has me pinned by the ears…later my loves.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Comment #138110
quality control is an important component of your candy dispensing reputation, Wo
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Comment #138109
And hooray for sending mr. to pick it up!
Maybe I should open the Halloween candy. Just to make sure it’s okay.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Comment #138108
hooray for pizza!
and pizza delivery.
Oct 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Comment #138107
I just went in and handed each of them a brand new antiperspirant.
That’s it. I’m ordering pizza for dinner. Too tired to cook tonight and we have a pumpkin to carve.
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Comment #138106
nice. time to break out the febreze!
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Comment #138105
Oh and the essence of boy-ness is starting to stink up the family room!
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Comment #138104
Right now they are completely vegging in front of the tv, with iPods, cell phones, and laptops all close at hand. If only they could multitask that effectively when I ask them to clean their rooms.
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Comment #138103
((((glo)))) have fun!
lol, Wo. what? and deny the essence of their boy-ness?
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Comment #138102
I knew I could count on you, Wade…
Do you think anyone would notice if I just took a little nap? I’m so darned tired. Somehow I think the three amigos will stay quiet just long enough for me to drop off before starting WWIII.
Oct 30, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Comment #138101
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