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Oh dear. Those Mormons are so very serious. Oh dear.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Comment #138300
i would rather have a stadium full of cheesehead owners freezing their butts off cheering for their team than a fatcat in a skybox that treats the team like his play toy.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Comment #138299
Well, I’m not sure about that. I mean, the owners are often sighted wearing cheese on their heads.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Comment #138298
other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play?
at least you don’t have a crazy owner.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Comment #138297
Oh yeah, it’s a herd o’ teal deers out there!
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Comment #138296
Yeah. Not that I was expecting anything much from them this year, but it is frustrating to see that problem after problem goes unresolved week after week. Don’t want your quarterback to get sacked? Keep a running back in the backfield to help the o-line and tell the quarterback he has to either scramble or get rid of the ball. And the play calling is pretty puzzling. I can’t imagine why they didn’t go for two extra points until the very end; I don’t know why they have to wait til the second half to try something other than run up the middle or try to throw 25-yard passes. I don’t like the coach, I’m not wild about the quarterback, and the special teams suck.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to seethe all over you.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Comment #138295
i wonder how mormons feel about leaving a tip.
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Comment #138294
heehee
oh and again, sorry about the Pack
Nov 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Comment #138293
It was painful, Wade. Thank god I still had txting.
Nov 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Comment #138292
you’re always classy, (((glo)))
oh, and sorry about the internet drought today
don’t know if i would have survived
*twitch*
Nov 2, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Comment #138291
Every now and again I try to class the place up a bit, Wade.
I am surprised no one took me up on the no sex in college bit.
Nov 2, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Comment #138290
LOL
i doubt that is an edit Mark would make
awwwww yeeeaaahhh
*frets for Mark*
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Comment #138289
Dang. The natives are getting restless. BBL…
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Comment #138288
Wade, you are, as always, my hero.
MSBE: A new direction is definitely in order. I’m blushing to the point of ridiculousness.
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Comment #138287
*decides to deflect the conversation in another direction*
sooooo, Wo. how’s the writing coming along?
bye for now, glo! thanks for helping me sneak in a little of the bard in between mormon bashing
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Comment #138286
I’m going to drift vaguely off to knit, but I’ll be back.
♥
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Comment #138285
Most of the pages have folded corners. Apparently, I’m hopeless. The stuff looks like alien appendages or something. And some of the other so-called toys? They scare me.
Nov 2, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Comment #138284
i know, glo. right?
lol, Wo. i felt the need to stick up for you against the cretin that gigglebraxed your comment… all the while trying to keep the PAN Goddess’ commandments in mind.
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Comment #138283
awww, thanks for the offer, Wo. i was just caught up in the power of advertising.
and… under your mattress? do you pull it out on occasion to mark the pages you plan on asking her about?
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Comment #138282
Wade, thanks for sharing the link on the MT. My son’s middle name is Henry so I used to sing that to him over and over and over…
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Comment #138281
I like how we can buy or not buy from him and not hurt his feelings because his wife’s boyfriend busted his jaw with a fence post.
That is teh awesome.
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Comment #138280
In a new job listing:
If you write about traveling, explain how your trip influenced your outlook on dating women; if you report on a new trend in sex toys, demonstrate how the toys are changing your sex lives; if you give kissing tips, show how the advice can help the reader in dating women.
I can’t bid on these kinds of jobs. A neighbor gave me a catalog for one of those sex toy parties and I was completely baffled by some of the apparatus. I hid it under my mattress so I could ask my sister in law about it…
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Comment #138279
Geez, wade, that’s a little scary. I’m not so sure about those stains…
If it gets to the point where you want to move, I can clear the furniture out of a cozy room right here in our very own nuthouse on the verge. What’s one more boy?
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Comment #138278
well, you’re going to have to apply those home screen printing profits somewhere, glo
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Comment #138277
Damn it, Wade!
How can I buy a mobile home when I’ve already committed to buying the home screen printing system?
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Comment #138276
fear of the Other is default mode of many, oi
on a lighter note, for some reason i want to buy a mobile home
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Comment #138275
that’ s just outrageous. i don’t understand why do you care about what others eat, what others believe what’s other orientation.
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Comment #138274
sadly oi, bigotry knows no boundaries
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Comment #138273
apparently mine, though i don’t recall being the one that set it to daylight savings earlier this year
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Comment #138272
You got one up on the Man, hey, Wade?
.
.
.
Wait. Whose job is it to turn the clocks back?
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Comment #138271
A guy in Concord, Ca got beaten for being Gay. You’d think proximity to SF would not let that happen.
Nov 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Comment #138270
sixth?
i think Frankie’s attention is about to shift from her ovaries to her bladder.
hi (((glo)))
true story. i glanced at the clock in the office and saw it was time to go home. once i got on the road i looked at the clock in my car… and realized the office clock had not fallen back. i left an hour early. i kept going.
and i don’t care.
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Comment #138269
I’ve had five cups of herbal tea today
I’m going to go make my sixth
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Comment #138268
While there are some people I would not mind massaging, the thought of some others… Maybe I could be the tmhq personal masseuse?
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Comment #138267
I think we’d all enjoy that very much, why don’t you do it, Wo? I see Wade had to work double earlier today.
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Comment #138266
I just received an email begging me to earn my massage degree. Huh.
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Comment #138265
T brought coffee earlier. There should still be some. Now, sit down and relax.
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Comment #138264
That would be lovely, Wo, especially if there’s any coffee to dunk it in.
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Comment #138263
Hey, ((glo)), would you care for a pre-licked beignet?
I suppose I should clarify that it was pre-licked by wade…
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Comment #138262
*crawls into tmhq, weak from lack of Internet*
Nov 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Comment #138261
Heisa monster lurking….
Nov 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Comment #138260
speaking of balderdash
believe i’ll be staying in the northeast for the foreseeable future
Nov 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Comment #138259
I second wotv, DLS is foe sissys. In Indian continent region we don’t have different times even in different countries. don’t even think about in different states, pssst!
Nov 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Comment #138258
I just don’t think I would remember so I am glad I live somewhere that ignores such balderdash.
Nov 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Comment #138257
i always thought it was backwards. who the fuck wants it to get dark at 5 oclock in the afternoon?
i liked tanzania. 12 hours of sun everyday. it shifted between sunrise at 6:45 and sunset at 6:45 to sunrise at 7:15 and sunset at 7:15.
ahh, the equator. how simple you are. food time.
(smooches timo on the way out before she gets coffee breath)
Nov 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Comment #138256
Daylight Savings Time is for Sissies. Maybe I should protest and just keep doing shit on regular time. Hmmm….
Nov 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Comment #138255
I want to say that I am not gloating that we scoff at the idea of putting our clocks back and hour here.
Now I want
to make outnoms too! Thanks ((((Beans))))Nov 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Comment #138254
i am also trying to work. but i think im going to switch to eating. i give a presentation in an hour and i think i ran out of things to do. now im just killing time.
Nov 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Comment #138253
Poor Frankie…
Thanks, ((Beans)).
I’m trying to work. See how successful I am?
Nov 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Comment #138252
well the pill is doing what it’s supposed to because I just fell asleep at my desk, but it still hurts.
I’m going to take a little nap now. ttyl.
Nov 2, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Comment #138251
*prescribes Wo and Frankie hot water bottles and bottles full of red wine*
*waves to all*
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:57 am
Comment #138250
Good idea. Sending white light and virtual back rubs…
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:43 am
Comment #138249
I’m calling to make a doctors appointment… This is just getting out of hand.
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:32 am
Comment #138248
I just took the other half of the pill my Mommy in law sent for me about 30 min ago… I’m hoping it still just hasn’t kicked in yet.
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
Comment #138247
Thanks for the “pre-dunked” beignet, wade.
Frankie, hon, don’t smoke – it isn’t good for you. (end of pubic service announcement). Somehow I don’t think the truck to the ovaries will actually help. Out of good drugs?
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:25 am
Comment #138246
nothing to see here.awww, sorry Frankie. i was still thinking about your cold.
i don’t get vick’s vap-o-rub would help.
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
Comment #138245
Need a cigarette and to maybe get hit by a car in the ovaries. FUCK OVARIES!
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:16 am
Comment #138244
(((Frankie)))!
what’s wrong now, baby?
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:16 am
Comment #138243
Oh, I’m dying now.
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:14 am
Comment #138242
just dunk it in the coffee, Wo. you’ll never notice the difference.
i had zero trick or treaters too, Timo.
Nov 2, 2009 at 11:12 am
Comment #138241
Why is my beignet soggy?
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:52 am
Comment #138240
*licks powdered sugar off of beignets*
what?
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:49 am
Comment #138239
*Comes in with a heaping platter of beignets and carafes of french press coffee and hot chocolate. *
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:46 am
Comment #138238
I had absolutely ZERO trick or treaters! I have a lot of leftover candy. I bet it doesn’t last until lunch here at work.
I guess teh windowless van with clown paintings on the outside parked out front kept them away…
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:43 am
Comment #138237
I don’t know… I’m more of a pastry lover than candy, really. And what I want is… french fries. Or donuts.
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:35 am
Comment #138236
what about all that left over halloween candy, Wo?
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
Comment #138235
I wish I had junk food.
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:28 am
Comment #138234
Hi Wo, Wade. Me too.
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:24 am
Comment #138233
I should be working… but I feel like crap. It will be worse tomorrow if I don’t work today, but… ugh.
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:16 am
Comment #138232
for sure.
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:13 am
Comment #138231
Thanks, ((((((((((((MO))))))))))))))))) you’re the best. Hey, oi!!!
Nov 2, 2009 at 10:07 am
Comment #138230
ick, Frankie. cheesecake is like baking soda in the fridge… absorbs every odor
hey [[[Mooi)))
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:56 am
Comment #138229
yep ((Timo))!! oi! is been seen drinking caramel frappe, this fall morning.
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:56 am
Comment #138228
((((oi!))))) getting wild out on the MT! LOL you have had some coffee this morning haven’t you sugar bear?
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
Comment #138227
ugh. It tasted like the refrigerator.
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
Comment #138226
* Brings warm comforting snacks and beverages. *
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:50 am
Comment #138225
Cheesecake for breakfast sounds just about perfect.
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:49 am
Comment #138224
YOu should have whatever you want (((Frankie)))
* wants to say she should have mecake but won’t *
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:47 am
Comment #138223
should I have cheesecake for breakfast?
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:44 am
Comment #138222
Nah! but we have got Coconut, smashing it on stone just feels like human head sacrifice. Go ahead try it.
p.s. I am not ashamed of my spelling mistakes.
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
Comment #138221
I think I saw some feathers in the pantry, Frankie. I’m afraid to look…
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:40 am
Comment #138220
Hey there oi! I’m thinking about offering up some sort of sacrifice this morning to whatever God I’ve pissed off and keeps making me sick.. Do we have any lambs or chickens around here?
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:35 am
Comment #138219
good mornin all y’all.
I am at work. blrgh!
my sympathy to everybody who is not feeling well.
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:32 am
Comment #138218
I love having friends. *sigh*
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:20 am
Comment #138217
(((Wo))) (((Frankie)))
sorry y’all are feeling poorly
*begins simultaneous back rubs*
Nov 2, 2009 at 9:08 am
Comment #138216
Oh WoV.. Meee tooooo! But Aaron scored me some drugs last night from his mama. So I’m in a hydrocodone cloud of fluffy happy right now. (and I only took half a pill
) I’ll rub your back and you can rub mine!
Nov 2, 2009 at 8:59 am
Comment #138215
In the fine tradition of way too much information being shared, I have cramps.
*Lays down on couch with a cup of tea, a blankie, and wishes for a back rub… sigh*
Nov 2, 2009 at 8:56 am
Comment #138214
You’re never going to believe this… I HAVE A FREAKING COLD!!! fml
Nov 2, 2009 at 8:53 am
Comment #138213
Just layin’ down a little knowledge, CB
Nov 2, 2009 at 8:26 am
Comment #138212
Good morn! Just passing through and on my way to some morning noms and then work. Worky smerky blerk! Bah!
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:47 am
Comment #138211
Jung, Playa?
I call that a smack-down response to the fools seldom differ comment.
I’m going to have to report you to the Dean!
Nov 2, 2009 at 7:09 am
Comment #138210
time to move my day forward
later (((cifs)))
Nov 2, 2009 at 6:08 am
Comment #138209
woke up feeling better than yesterday, (((Wo)))
still not 100%
Nov 2, 2009 at 5:35 am
Comment #138208
Good morning. Barely conscious. Going for caffeine and shower. Will try to return with grammar intact.
*wanders off hoping wade is feeling better*
Nov 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
Comment #138207
heehee
much as i would like to stay and be diverting, beans, i really need to head to bed. hope you have a good evening!
♥
Nov 1, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Comment #138206
you got me! im dating a psychopathic, yet kind and sexy serial killer.
more like – i watch so much tv. i wish i had some
onthing better to *do*Nov 1, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Comment #138205
“i… watched the entirety of season two of dexter”
“man i miss Boyfriend”
Nov 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Comment #138204
im glad you are feeling a bit better ((((wade))))
im not sure what to feel about this day. i was productive in that i finished a project and got a good start on another one, but it was unproductive in that i simultaneously watched the entirety of season two of dexter.
we’ll call it even i think.
man i miss Boyfriend.
Nov 1, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Comment #138203
hey (((beans)))
the tylenol kicked in, so i thought i would check back by
*twitch*
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Comment #138202
any one around??
Nov 1, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Comment #138201
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