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Hey, wade!!!
I am so over caffeinated today…
Nov 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Comment #138800
dontcryatworkdontcryatworkdontcryatwork
Nov 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Comment #138799
Nothing like having the Boss Lady breeze in before she’s scheduled to work, tell you you’ve handled a customer service nightmare wrong because the mistake in the reservation she took couldn’t POSSIBLY have been her mistake, and breeze out again.
Nov 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Comment #138798
Perfect, rilla…
Nov 7, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Comment #138797
looks another hit and miss day in the q
i’m out running errands and happened to stop for coffee and happened to have my computer…
*twitch*
Nov 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Comment #138796
Med Well for Wo… a little fresh ground pepper on that for you…
Nov 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Comment #138795
*crickets*
Nov 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Comment #138794
Can I get the beef filet medium well?
Bake sale is tonight. I just had to bake yesterday because I didn’t know how busy today would be…
News of the Day
Nov 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Comment #138793
okay,,,,hhhmmm…channeling Emiril…BAM.
An amuse busch of deconstructed eggs diabolique, a steaming bowl of French onion soup with a broiled cheeze topping, Hickory smoked thick sliced bacon wrapped Beef Filet, Med.Rare, with potatoes Au Gratin and fresh steamed asparagus- lightly buttered, and finish with creme brulle au chocolate and a demitasse of cuban sweet esspresso…
Nov 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
Comment #138792
No, that’s not doing it. Too healthy, plus I hate fish. Thanks for trying, though!
Nov 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
Comment #138791
Oh, Glo, You should start with a nice chicken consume, then move to cedar planked salmon with wild rice and steamed vegg, (a nice carrots and peas or brochalli and cauliflower), then perhaps a sorbet du cafe aulait with some chocolate dipped strawberrys and creme frech.
Nov 7, 2009 at 11:20 am
Comment #138790
Rilla, I’m in trouble. All I’ve had to eat since lunch yesterday is a bowl of granola and a cup of tea. No appetite. What can you give me for a cure?
Nov 7, 2009 at 10:41 am
Comment #138789
pouncy-ping hullo..boss man over my sholder.
Nov 7, 2009 at 10:36 am
Comment #138788
Rilla? Mark? CB? Wo? Wade?
just pinging.
Nov 7, 2009 at 10:25 am
Comment #138787
hi (((Wo)))
how was the bake sale?
Nov 7, 2009 at 9:17 am
Comment #138786
I am exhausted at 10am on Saturday. That’s just not right! Up early to take the boy to the SAT, then stopped at the store, came home, and have been putting away laundry forever.
*curls up on hq couch with nice fluffy pillows and a blankie and hopes someone shows up to spoon (knowing Frankie is da bomb at da spoonin)*
Nov 7, 2009 at 9:02 am
Comment #138785
*for the record, thinks anyone who would take advantage of someone based on his/her position of authority is beyond skeezy*
i hope beans isn’t marinaded.
Nov 7, 2009 at 7:19 am
Comment #138784
its already 11 here. im settling in with waffles and am just waiting for my housemate to stop doing it so we can go.
Nov 6, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Comment #138783
you are such a sweetheart beans, smart to walk to the bar. Have some fun for me, i will be in bed by nine. I haz no life…..
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Comment #138782
i always walk to the bar. so unless i get lost on the way home, no worries.
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Comment #138781
Well Beans ♥
Have a fun booze filled evening, take care and be safe,don’t ride with strangers and don’t drive yourself, be sure and call home if you need anything. You will won’t you?
*just the mama coming out in me, you are younger than my own children you know.*
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Comment #138780
Oh rose, I would love to go for a relaxing bath. You have such a cool life. Of course I did enjoy lunch.
*irl it was hotdogs with the little ones*
Sorry to hear about your school brangles beans, I am sure it will work itself out in time.
How was your day Wade? We already know that the ‘gotnolife’ is just a cover. Don’t worry we won’t tell your secrets. You are probably in France right now waiting to get your connection to your next assignment!
‘night Wade ♥ *got your connection i see*
Have a nice day rose ♥
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Comment #138779
plus noel seems to get kind of distracted. he is dead sexy, though.
okay, bath time (in the middle of the day). i guess you’ll’ll’ve gone to bed by the time i get back.
i’m off to the big smoke (well Niigata) after that, so probably just as well.
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Comment #138778
oh canada.
well, this lingering congestion is just about to kick my butt
i think i will call it an evening
y’all have fun with baths and lunch and boosh
(((cifs))) ♥
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Comment #138777
hi (((rose))) (((fantasy)))
wow. i could almost retire on that tip
and notice that $35k of that bill was booze
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Comment #138776
Unbelievable. I wonder if the date October 17, 1905 rings any bells for him?
Hi ♥ fan ♥ I’m about to go to the baths.
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Comment #138775
wade, just wait your turn. when you are employed up here in canada i can sit on your lap all the day long, and noel is just too emaciated for that.
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Comment #138774
Hi Wade ♥ Rose ♥ Beans ♥
I guess I should have asked for takeout?
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Comment #138773
Hi everybody ♥
I really shouldn’t stay long, just wondering why no one showed up for Lunch?
Did you not receive the invite?
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Comment #138772
I’m not here for long, so, *coff* you know, don’t let me get in the way or anything.
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Comment #138771
You might have to get them off him first, wade
I love the Mighty Boosh. Always watch it when I go home (when I remember).
‘glo, wtf? What happened?
Nov 6, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Comment #138770
hmmm, noel and i may come to fisticuffs
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Comment #138769
he’s in bed with me currently. he says hello.
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Comment #138768
you are eating waffles with the mighty boosh?
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Comment #138767
neither yet. i got distracted by noel fielding.
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Comment #138766
i was having that problem this afternoon
so, what did you decide on, grilled cheese waffles?
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Comment #138765
i keep trying to post and its eating. HEISA!!
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Comment #138764
*crickets*
another exciting friday night brought to you by gotnolife.
Nov 6, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Comment #138763
oh hoops and yoyo
your sassy hallmark lyrics make me smile
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Comment #138762
well alrighty then
night (((glo)))
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Comment #138761
Fuck it.
I’m going to bed.
‘Night.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Comment #138760
get rejected.
hmmm. waffles or grilled cheese?
you have hit on my main question for the night. am i feeling like beer or mixed drinks? regular bar rail or cocktails? should i just get efficient and line up a bunch of shots?
life’s little mysteries.
this is how i feel about you guys.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Comment #138759
will those waffles be followed by bourbon and head butting?
it is cool to watch the art change. and his commentary is interesting too
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Comment #138758
like a boss
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Comment #138757
Jackpot!
The Lonely Island.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Comment #138756
im reading your webcomic and i got to the sad part.
its fun to read two years of it quickly to see the art develop. i also love the obscure art references.
moving on. i want waffles. lets have brunch.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Comment #138755
aww, bye (((Wo)))
i totally knew you were going to do that. i saw it in my flashforward
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Comment #138754
Oh, bummer. Bye Wo.
I’m trapped in the hair bands. Hopefully this’ll get me out.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Comment #138753
I never get tired of those Hitler ones.
I, myself, have moved on to high school.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Comment #138752
Funny or Die has a great video to that scene.
I guess I’ll go watch Flash Forward with the kids. I’m not in a Nazi mood. They ruin the fun.
Hugs… G’nite.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Comment #138751
i fear, glo, that this is where your game will inevitably lead
godwin will not be denied
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Comment #138750
I am NOT going back to Jerry Reed! You better pick something else!
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Comment #138749
Poor claw. Yet it explains so much.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Comment #138748
oh, i was just counting one-two-three again, glo
rofl Wo… i was not drinking enough for the last video i posted
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Comment #138747
claw’s IT shut down his work surfing
and his mom turned off the dial up to the basement
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Comment #138746
Claw is apparently still alive, Wo.
OK, Wade, which video do we try next?
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Comment #138745
lolzorz
thai pop/rap ftw
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Comment #138744
Glo, I have not had enough to drink to play this game. If I keep getting videos like that… well, there isn’t enough alcohol on Earth.
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Comment #138743
omgwftbbq!?!
don mclean in israel
Nov 6, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Comment #138742
Jerry Reed sings Jim Croce. Apparently I’m in
Hell.
I was thinking of TOS too, Beans.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Comment #138741
i wanna play!!
no, no karaoke tonight. thats just how i listen to new music.
i’m at more music i don’t know, ‘glo.
and i was just thinking about claw and TOS today.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Comment #138740
I’m almost afraid to ask, but has anyone heard from claw? There have been numerous references to cracks and children and he is nowhere to be found. Should we be worried? His super-claw sense usually picks up on that kind of thing.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Comment #138739
Start with Wade’s Jim Croce link. Click on a link in Related Videos. Repeat, for a total of three clicks. Where are you? I am reliving my childhood.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Comment #138738
Just checking in. Drank 2 lovely glasses of wine and am going to watch another dvr’d episode of Flash Forward with the boys when the oldest gives up on SAT studying.
Whatcha gonna play?
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Comment #138737
I thought of a game we can play. Anyone interested?
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Comment #138736
learn the words? is there drunken karaoke in your immediate future, beans?
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Comment #138735
my room is too messy. im downloading copius amounts of music instead and setting out to learn the words.
and i had to get rid of and re download itunes because an update got corrupted or something. i hope i can find all my music.
AHH it won’t download! i need itunes!! im living in silence!!!!
(ok, tourettes moment over.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Comment #138734
95 was the route you was on, it was not the speed limit sign
i am a bit of a croce connoisseur
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Comment #138733
I have likewise experienced adverse effects from pulling the mask off the old lone ranger.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Comment #138732
You know what you could do in the meantime to pass the time?
Spin around and around until you’re dizzy.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Comment #138731
tugging on superman’s cape never ends well
trust me on that one
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Comment #138730
sadly we are not going out ’til late, so i have several more hours of “awareness” and “linear thinking”. lame. i’m ready to move on to “licking this cup is a good idea” and “let’s climb trees!!!!”
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Comment #138729
Hmmm. Drinking too much. That could be a plan. That could be a plan indeed, Beans.
Nov 6, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Comment #138728
oh good. i officially have plans to go out and drink too much tonight. something to look forward too. (that and sitting on Wade’s lap when he comes to work for
memy uni)Nov 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Comment #138727
Please make this song stop playing over and over in my head.
Why do I keep spitting into the wind?
Nov 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Comment #138726
I better head off to the park, early, for, once (help, the commas have taken over my hands again!!!)
Beautiful day here this way today is I, it is.
Have nice day-dreams of the bf, beans. (((frank’n'beans’n'wade)))
Nov 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Comment #138725
hi (((rose)))
bye (((Frankie)))
i’d better bail and get dinner rolling myself
have a good evening (((beans))) ♥
Nov 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Comment #138724
Well, I better get out of here. Thanks for the CIF therapy. Love and snuggles to all!
FRANKIE OUT!!!
-SEXXX!
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Comment #138723
i love to snuggle you frankie.
i had a “fuck my university career is going to pot and i have to re-think my life plan and no one is helping!” day.
snuggles are required.
only 5 days ’til i see Boyfriend though!!
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Comment #138722
I know the kind of system you are working in, beans, and have worked and studied in it myself. It is completely frustrating, inefficient and often inflexible. Back up plans are a great idea… and maybe some stuff can get done retroactively.
Frankie, wine and sorting things out helps – yaaay.
Hey, wade, and anyone else about.
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Comment #138721
awww, Frank n’ beans, together at last
i still think there will be a way to work all this out, beans
but the weekend is here, so relax
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Comment #138720
I will snuggle you Beans.
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Comment #138719
Oh, Beans, I’m sorry, did you have a bad day too? I’m very good at spooning if you need snuggles like I do when you are stressed. My bestfriend already promised she’d be waiting at my house for me when I get off at six to give me snuggles.
she’s kind of scared though because I think she realizes that she might see me cry and she’s only ever seen me cry once before.
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Comment #138718
I really do. I’m very blessed to have it. I almost didn’t get it too…
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Comment #138717
parents (and wine) make it all better. with my whole debacle today i called Boyfriend and his advice was not to think about it, i’ve done all i can.. which is true, but doesn’t make me feel better. then i called my mom and she helped me work out backup plans.
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Comment #138716
you have the coolest job ever
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Comment #138715
yes I am. I bought two bottles of wine and brought them to work. I’ve had a glass. (I’m sharing) It was funny because my boss asked, “Did I buy this wine?” I laughed at him… “No, I bought it.. Chill out Daddy Warbucks!”
I love my job.. SO my co-workers are drinking with me now.
Which is a normal weekly occurrence here.
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Comment #138714
awww, that’s so sweet Frankie
feeling better?
Nov 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Comment #138713
except he told me if I didn’t stop crying he was going to have to hang up on me.. (he said with tears in his voice) but it’s his fault because he said something about holding me and it made me cry harder.
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Comment #138712
My daddy is pretty much amazing.
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Comment #138711
poor Frankie ♥
yay for dad
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Comment #138710
my mom called begging me to go help out at my grandma (WHO HATES ME) house this weekend, I said yes, aaron got pissed, mom got frustrated because she thought she caused a fight and at the same time didn’t understand it… Things blew the fuck up. I paid. My mom screamed at me and my husband basically abandoned me… for a minute. It’s kind of over now, but I’m exhausted. My daddy called and made me feel all better though
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Comment #138709
*Frankie sense activated*
commute was within tolerable limits
awwww, ((((((((((Frankie)))))))))) *cuddle*
what’s goin’ on, sweetie?
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Comment #138708
I was not aware that my heart was capable of breaking so many times in one day.
Frankie needs a shot of something strong and a good lie down. Maybe with a cuddle and a cry stuffed in there somewhere.
Nov 6, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Comment #138707
Later wade,,,”do the monkey”, pouncy
yeah Glo,,except the boss man kind of frowns on us getting corporate complaints….
smiling at the thought of saying that to an obnoxious guest….yeah.
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Comment #138706
Drive, safe, Wade!
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Comment #138705
y’all are cute ♥
bye
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Comment #138704
i saw a girl go as johnny bravo for halloween. it was great!
i dont think i had a favourite cartoon – maybe doug.
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Comment #138703
ok doke, i’m done with this day
y’all enjoy your naps as i slog through friday rush hour traffic
bye (((cifs)))
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Comment #138702
Oh, wade! I love dexter’s lab! And Johnny Bravo cracks me up…
Nov 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Comment #138701
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