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Hey lola”!”
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Comment #1500
I’m so glad we can register now and that I can just laugh at what Fake Mishees say instead of worry (well, not worry per se, but you know..) that people would think the Faker was actually me…
Now it’s just entertainment, and truthfully this one is really not that entertaining… we have had quite a few really good ones back in the day… one’s that would make ME laugh with their stupid shit.
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Comment #1499
Is there a fake Mishee? I haven’t been paying attention, I guess.
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Comment #1498
Like, everytime a fake mishee shows up, take a shot, lol.
always look for the “!” of approval.
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Comment #1497
Ummm, did everyone give their advocacy kids a big hug today?
That actually reminds me of my dad’s license plate frame he had when I was little, it said “Have you Hugged your Child Today?” I liked that! Cause it had a little pic of Shel Silverstein kids from the “Hugging War” poem…
My daddy is such a teddy bear!
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Comment #1496
So then I am to suppose that your Friday night is as wonderfully exciting as mine? In other words: sitting here re-warming Wed’s dinner, watching a Family Guy on TV for the umpteenth time, thinking of pulling out the bottle? Cause we could try to come up with some messed up PAN drinking game or something!! LOL
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #1495
what’s goin’ on on the left coast, mishee?
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #1494
No, but I have that red exit sign in my sights.
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:37 pm
Comment #1493
Wade, no running in the halls now! Do you have a hall pass??
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Comment #1492
You caught me folding clothes.
My Friday nights are rich and exciting, lol.
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:29 pm
Comment #1491
How ya doin, sugar?
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Comment #1490
hey baby!
Oct 12, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Comment #1489
Anyone wandering the halls?
Oct 12, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Comment #1488
hey guys - I’m an “early riser” today. hope you’ve been keeping things dirty while I’ve been gone! I may be checking in tonight if I can stay up past 8. Look who’s getting old now!
Oct 12, 2007 at 11:37 am
Comment #1487
well, i have some reading to finish before sleepy time
cb, g, y’all are in charge of monitoring the halls, have fun
if lola pops up - hey! hugs to ya!
night sweeties
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Comment #1486
night wade, have fun concentrating at work tomorrow!
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #1485
ok, i have to bail out and get some sleep, though im sure at some point i will be dreaming about naked grinning frogs licking popsicles, lol.
hugs all around.
nite m-a, c-b, g. say hey to lola if she checks in.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Comment #1484
you did good wade
i grinned see
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Comment #1483
guilty of saying something rather innuendo -ish
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #1482
btw - trying to work the last few threads into a fairy tale was like a madlib from hell.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #1481
i will admit to my timing being suspicious
and well, even when i dont mean to be, i usually am
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Comment #1480
and i wasn’t blaming you my fairly froggy friend.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:30 pm
Comment #1479
sometimes a popsicle is just a popsicle.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Comment #1478
Only from the Pop’s point of view I know.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #1477
i didnt use my teeth - i like em to last a long long time
savoring, ya know?
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Comment #1476
Your popscicles would last longer if you didn’t use your teeth…you been listen’ to Lola again?
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Comment #1475
besides wade you are the one who brought up licking
and the store is closed so i cant get any
it just made me think of popsicles and then i wanted one
but i didnt have any
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Comment #1474
your mind is your responsibility
i am completely blameless in this
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Comment #1473
i can see im not going be able to concentrate on work tomorrow, lol.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Comment #1472
well fuck, i’m out of popsicles
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:11 pm
Comment #1471
Happily ever after? We used to call that sloppy seconds! LOL
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Comment #1470
but but but they told me not to lick it!
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Comment #1469
The pressurized lumber when it is licked.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Comment #1468
so who gets the happily ever after?
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Comment #1467
ok, ok
So miss lonely was nak…, er tired of being ignored at work, so she quit and reapplied at Sam’s. She met a new employee, recently hired away from the metropolitian section of the Dallas Morning News. They fell madly in love, quit Sam’s and moved to New York City, where they were hired as henchmen by a terroristic landlord to run off a crazy cat lady in a $75 dollar rent controlled apartment. Their weapon of choice…snarky doormats. But the cat lady, marker in hand, defeated them, and they slunk off toward the nearest red exit sign. the end.
Oct 11, 2007 at 11:00 pm
Comment #1466
Nuh-Nuh-Nuh- Naked!? I like your story better!
Are you behind a green door!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Comment #1465
applebee’s does allow pets, but only thru the kitchen door!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Comment #1464
dirty old man!
and you were supposed to be telling the story
why did i have to pick up your slack?
if the grin is a distraction, i suppose naked would really upset your concentration!
tell the story damnit
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Comment #1463
We will be outside your door because Applebees does not allow pets, no matter how long they’ve been your bestest friend!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Comment #1462
ok, now i’m distracted by the thought of you grinning.
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Comment #1461
i’m thinking crazy cat lady is what happens when a lonely myspace girl is ignored at work
“you were nice enough, but you wouldn’t be my friend. mr pufkins and tootsie love me, and we are going to lurk outside your apartment with a purple marker until you leave!”
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Comment #1460
it’s one of you guys turn! i’m just gonna sit here and grin
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Comment #1459
Oh, tell YOU a story.
Once upon a time, there was a myspace lonelygirl, a crazy cat lady and a misspelling ex-metro writer…
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Comment #1458
let’s hear it, baby!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Comment #1457
Yea! Storytime!!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Comment #1456
fairy tale definitely
wanna tell me a story?
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Comment #1455
fairytale froggy or phlegm-y froggy?
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Comment #1454
hey y’all
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Comment #1453
also alliterative apparently!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Comment #1452
SMOOOOCHESS! i’m feeling fairly froggy tonight!
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Comment #1451
yeah, maybe
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Comment #1450
hey stranger!
well you guys are stranger than me
maybe
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Comment #1449
Think I’ll stay in TMHQ. I’m about to loose my temper in Banana Shit string and do not wish to add to my stress.
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Comment #1448
always, lol.
Oct 11, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #1447
Quality over quantity, eh Wade?!
Oct 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Comment #1446
whip it, whip it good!
Oct 11, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Comment #1445
oooh csi is on, be back in an hour.
Oct 11, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Comment #1444
You can always buy the blue pill.
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Comment #1443
I still whip it, it just doesn’t snap back as fast anymore! ROTFLMAO
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Comment #1442
Lol, I have no idea about that seeing as how I’m just a young whiper-snapper.
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Comment #1441
Old folks need rest G-Man!
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:50 pm
Comment #1440
wats crackin my dawg, it’s been a while that u been in the hizouse.
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Comment #1439
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Comment #1438
well hi there you guys, i hope everyone is just peachy today.
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Comment #1437
hi-dee-ho neighbors!
apparently that is the acceptable white vernacular for hello
I’ve never said it before, so maybe not. I like hey fuckers! better
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Comment #1436
Do you suppose that means that they sleep in chairs in the inner city?
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Comment #1435
i’ll check in again later. stay frosty, lol.
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Comment #1434
rofl!
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Comment #1433
Yeah, and poor me stuck in a “bedroom community”! LOL
Oct 11, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Comment #1432
yeah, guess it helps if you live in a “metropolitian” area, lol.
Oct 11, 2007 at 7:57 pm
Comment #1431
Hey C-B! been missing you around here.
Oct 11, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Comment #1430
I would, but I need to brush up on current slang…uh “vernacular”!
Oct 11, 2007 at 7:52 pm
Comment #1429
Holla!
Oct 11, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Comment #1428
good night ladies.
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:14 am
Comment #1427
goodnight you two (and any lurkers - you dirty lurking pervs)
I’d better get to bed. I’ve got school all day tomorrow and I’d better not skip again
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:11 am
Comment #1426
nitey nite
i gotta get some sleep, tomorrow is going to be very long
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:07 am
Comment #1425
lots of vibrations and the fumes get you high - much better than any washing machine I’ve ever seen!
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:06 am
Comment #1424
lola you and those damned power tools!
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:04 am
Comment #1423
nothing turns me on more than the sound of a gas-powered hedge trimmer starting… ooh baby!
Oct 11, 2007 at 12:01 am
Comment #1422
or you could just go to the barber shop and have them give you a shape up.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Comment #1421
thats fine baby im still here, 2 on 1 is always good
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Comment #1420
ha, morph
In all honesty, I prefer ripping those little fuckers out at the root! There’s something very therapeutic about it.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Comment #1419
you can’t leave now… I just took a bathroom break!
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Comment #1418
lola - if you can use hair removal cream - veet works really well - and you can pretty much use it anywhere. much easier than balancing on one leg in the shower
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Comment #1417
ok, my lovelies. I’m off to bed.
remember - just say no to cybersexual hedge-trimming bakeries, but if you can’t, wear a rubberized suit…or two.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #1416
two suits for safety?
like: a suit for me, and then a suit for mini-me?
g: I hope you have the INDUSTRIAL hedge-trimmer. oh god, now you guys are gonna think I’m some freak with shrubs down to my knees!!!
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Comment #1415
and your boxers over them? cuz i would think boxers would bunch under neoprene!
knickers in a knot
boxers in a bunch
panties in a
i’m not finishing that one!
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Comment #1414
M-A - how dare you share my secrets! (how was that, lola?) it’s two suits for safety, lol.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Comment #1413
well lola if i happen to wander up there i will make sure i bring my hedge trimmer.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Comment #1412
wade, are you wearing a rubberized suit?
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:36 pm
Comment #1411
lola - not bad parenting just the result of both parents work full time (ob/gyn nurse, and contracter) and they have four kids
13 yr old girl
11 yr old girl
9 yr old boy
2 yr old boy (he’s the scary one!)
things get a little wild
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Comment #1410
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #1409
especially through all that ribbing, right?
trust me, gv, you don’t wanna come up here. You don’t know the last time I shaved past the knee.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Comment #1408
lola - i always use protection on my computer, even though it makes the screen hard to read, lol.
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #1407
no wanderings down here, you might fall in the lake. who knows what’s in that water
Oct 10, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Comment #1406