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Just the buns and patties.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Comment #200
hey did anyone notice at the very bottom of the page there’s a link that says “i wanna get punctuated” i thought that was kinda cute
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:36 pm
Comment #199
and that special sauce everyone raves out
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Comment #198
and mayo
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Comment #197
Eww without and hold the mustard.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Comment #196
eww - no cheese!
please for the love of god, no cheese!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Comment #195
with or without cheese?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Comment #194
Burger??
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Comment #193
morpho - i was gonna suggest a mustached clam, but that doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Comment #192
gvi - nope, i have no prior knowledge of monkey discussing
and i wouldn’t admit it if i did
clams, no that’s just yuck
food of any sort i think is out, although i can see the connection
animals, monkey and pussy are the only two i can think of
maybe we should appoint a committee
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Comment #191
Taco del Noche!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Comment #190
NO fair Lola, now you got m wondering what you said.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Comment #189
patchy haired lab monkey??
now i’m worried
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Comment #188
okay, I just typed something WAY too disgusting for public consumption and erased it - my mind is in the gutter tonight!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Comment #187
Or fish.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:25 pm
Comment #186
what’s funny about that is I’m wondering which clams…
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Comment #185
Why not ham? Its meaty, lean and you can also eat it all you want and not get fat.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Comment #184
Now clams are fucking delicious!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Comment #183
Morpho remember what happened the last time someone said monkey in these posts?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Comment #182
how about a patchy-haired lab-monkey
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Comment #181
Awww…and Pussy has been done.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Comment #180
OMG - I just asked my husband what animal girly-parts looked like, and he said monkey, too!
(either that or a clam, he says)
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Comment #179
kitty?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Comment #178
sorry lola the only thing that is occuring to me is monkey, and that ain’t gonna fly. no matter what dorothy says.
every time somebody uses monkey in that sense, i flashback to “multiplicity”
Did you bring me a monkey?!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Comment #177
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Comment #176
Ok Morpho, what do you have since you feel left out?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Comment #175
Gotta be Black for that Lola…axe anyone! ROTFLMAO
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:19 pm
Comment #174
who’s jesus’ jonas?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Comment #173
morpho - I’m trying to think of something clever for the girls’ pets… help me out!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Comment #172
Ball Python
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Comment #171
You may bow to me if you wish, but I allow no man to touch my double-headed black anaconda. That duty is strictly reserved for Jonas, that dirty bitch
Teach that asshole to betray almighty Christ
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Comment #170
hey wait just a damn minute!
y’all are discriminating here with all this snake preoccupation. i know that’s y’all most favorite and important appendage, but geez!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Comment #169
Oh no Lola, not with the PAN Goddess in such a giving mood.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Comment #168
Can I have an ass-terisk?
That might be appropriate if we’re all assholes
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Comment #167
So what you got Wade?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Comment #166
Team Snake Euphemisms!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:11 pm
Comment #165
rotflmao
and the scottish pizza theif, i like dawn’s comment
here’s to team murder-suicide
you pick the victims!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Comment #164
Then I live as a semi-colon! LOL
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Comment #163
I think it was Black Anacondas, although “Old Brassie” is a Black Momba.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Comment #162
Canthz: Well, the colon is reserved for when you’re feeling like an asshole, of course.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Comment #161
He just needed a reason to say it, thats all M-A.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Comment #160
morpho — Maybe Wade was pre-responding to my comment. Yeah, that’s it.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Comment #159
Yeah, but what to do with that colon?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Comment #158
andy - no periods, please
the margaret note is still stuck in my head.
i hate to say this, but i’d probably end up with a question mark all the time. i’m still wondering what wade sassy-fied several minutes ago.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Comment #157
Lola,
It’s be cool if we could have mood punctuation. You know, a question mark if you’re confused, an exclamation point (yeah, yeah, have it already) if you’re excited, a period if you’re…
Hm. Maybe not.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Comment #156
ooo sassy!
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Comment #155
Oh well, i have caught up and i see we are talking about python worship tonight. Unlike Claw I have a Black Anaconda.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:44 pm
Comment #154
Must needs getting used to the bouncing back and forth GVI. My eyes roll in my head too.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Comment #153
Proper worship is a tip of the hat only. No need to touch the tip of the python! LOL
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Comment #152
It is so hard to find you guys now that we have been banished to the TMHQ, I’m still not used to this room yet.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Comment #151
canthz - ick - i like snakes but worshiping an albino python is just a little much, yeah?
i’m too tired to hit my knees! and i suspect python worship requires a lot of knees and prostration
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Comment #150
Re: Blog of the Flies…Wade, you are the level-headed one…where you take us I will follow.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Comment #149
Jesus is thy name claw? Reveal thyself to the masses that they may properly worship thee.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Comment #148
heh.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Comment #147
lord, y’all have been busy little troublemakers today.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Comment #146
Sort of a “Blog of the Flies”, eh?
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Comment #145
For example, name-calling in TMHQ has been authorized.
Just be kind to me!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:31 pm
Comment #144
If i is a response to a posing in TMHQ, sure, I guess…we make these rules as we go along I suppose.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Comment #143
Canthz
Is it P-A to be on topic on the off topic thread?
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Comment #142
Lola, angry puncuation marks can only be shown if they are eating stolen Dominoes pizza purchased by your mom.
Sep 24, 2007 at 8:04 pm
Comment #141
AHA… that reminds me of the barbershop in “Coming to America”
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Comment #140
Ask the PAN Godess and don’t forget to thank Kerry.
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Comment #139
I bow to the consensus…AHA (Ass Holes Anonymous) meets here!
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Comment #138
BTW, the apostrophe seems too happy for my personality. Can I exchange mine for a slightly angry, sarcastic apostrophe?
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Comment #137
what’s the point of having the TMHQ if we can’t make any TROUBLE? I say, call them a-holes if you want, hell, call ME an a-hole. Let’s all be a-holes together and create a support group where we can learn to be BETTER a-holes.
a-hole.
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Comment #136
That’s beacause he isn’t an asshole i guess.
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Comment #135
Now, now, no name calling in the TMHQ please.
We can disagree, but we will be fair.
True, no A-holes allowed but claw has not been one here.
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Comment #134
Oh this is where you guys have been and I was wandering around wondering where y’all was.
Sep 24, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Comment #133
Correction: he is an a**hole with a large pipe and/or a one-eyed albino python masquerading as a penith!!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Comment #132
Hey, just cause claw and I are buds, doesn’t mean he isn’t an asshole! I mean, my bestest friend in the world is a HUGE bitch, but I still am her friend!
Sep 24, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Comment #131
I’ve caused some trouble in my day.
While I’m thinking of it, I’d like to apologize for the Inquisition, the entire state of Kentucky, and herpes.
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Comment #130
That’s a funny though, Mishee…all of us rabble-rousers in the padded cell together.
I thought you & claw were buds? I would’ve thought you would have surely put Boggy in THAT category!
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Comment #129
I think the PAN God actually would like to keep all us “Troublemakers” over here, away from the notes, soon she will ever so gently close the door and we will all find ourselves locked in a padded room together! Oh the fun we will have then!
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Comment #128
What does the PAN God mean? “Don’t be an asshole” - I think she was talking to you claw! LOL!
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Comment #127
Illusion/illumination….it all adds up to one thing…..WHAT A DUMBASS!!!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Comment #126
See #94 of “This aggression…”, Illumination” says her real name is “Illusion”. Now, that is a more rational name for a child…right?
No light, just POOF!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 2:21 am
Comment #125
Trickster, I mixed up your 5pm post with “Tweedle”s 3am rants…probably because of the sentiment expressed…Mea Culpa.
Glad we were able to bury the hatchet before my error was discovered…says something positive about us both.
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:19 am
Comment #124
Period.
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #123
nite all, again.
Sep 24, 2007 at 12:00 am
Comment #122
At 3:00am my time, lol!?!? Where I am headed now…to bed.
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Comment #121
maybe we can stir up some trouble another night when we’re all rested
okay, now I’m gone for real this time!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:58 pm
Comment #120
Nite all.
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Comment #119
where were YOU last night, huh???
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:56 pm
Comment #118
damn, i’m tired
I gotta go to bed
I promise to get lots of sleep so we can have a PAN-sanctioned orgy another night, full of motorized vehicles and innocent farm animals
good night!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Comment #117
i know. i was catching up on the thread this morning, and was like ok…uh huh…ok…wtf!!!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Comment #116
wade - very astute, you are!
a-b - nightynight. girlies are already in bed (have been for a few hours)
I would be ready for golf cart antics again tonight if I hadn’t gotten only 3 hours of sleep LAST night. I couldn’t imagine WHY…. Holy crap was it a late night with all of the drama
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Comment #115
sweet dreams, a-b!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:49 pm
Comment #114
Cool!
Well…’night all. Off to dreamland a bit early.
Have sweet dreams in ‘Mary’, Wade
And you, too, Lola….go put those girls to bed, you have some much needed golf cart antics awaiting you!!!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Comment #113
A-B - in Maryland. (i’d say Mary…but it doesn’t work like Cali does.
)
hey lola! Looks like there were shenanigans late last night, lol.
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Comment #112
i brought the golf cart. it’s a gas powered one - a little noisy, but that might be a good thing. wouldn’t want the neighbors hearing the shenanigans and losing sleep.
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:18 pm
Comment #111
fuck, there it is!
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Comment #110
i signed in and it still doesn’t recognize me or give me my hard earned !
Sep 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Comment #109
This is true.
I’m in Cali. Where are you?
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Comment #108
It’s going to be interesting when some of the regulars get back from the weekend.
No worries, though. Nothing a new note won’t cure.
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Comment #107
Cheers! hee hee, Wade
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Comment #106
Though my nominee is tweedle, comment 123 in “no reading required”
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Comment #105
I think it is in teh eye of the beholder.
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Comment #104
So….who was the ‘asshole’ in the reffered to #1 of this thread?
The many-posters-at-a-time? Or the whiners about it?
Jury’s out on that one…..
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Comment #103
Oh, yeah. Right-o, mate.
I see M-A’s last quote & not ours.
Verrryyyy interesting!
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Comment #102
De nada, querida.
Sep 23, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Comment #101
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