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  •   Canthz_B

    Batteries not included! LOL

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:37 pm

    Comment #300

  •   Canthz_B

    Take a trip,flip that script, pull that stuff out of that crypt.
    Do it live, roll your jive, shake your shit til after five!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:34 pm

    Comment #299

  •   morpho aurora

    canthz :O i am shocked, just shocked.
    all i can say is that my advice to invest in duracell is very timely.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    Comment #298

  •   morpho aurora

    but i am blaming you guys
    it’s convenient
    and i guess i am gonna be taking a trip if he’s gonna be gone much longer. although i’m not the least bit worried about him doing any extra curricular piping (or pumping). he’s been trying to get where he’s at now since i was 18, and that’s a good bit of time to invest

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:29 pm

    Comment #297

  •   Canthz_B

    M_a, what are you doing with his well while he is away? Is it still a gusher?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:28 pm

    Comment #296

  •   Canthz_B

    If Bubba’s pumping his pipeline out of town don’t expect him home too soon.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:25 pm

    Comment #295

  •   GVI

    Oh no, do not blame me, even though I am in a pipe laying mood right about now.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Comment #294

  •   morpho aurora

    genius pure genius
    really it was completely accidental
    told ya you are a bad influence

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Comment #293

  •   GVI

    OMG M_A, that was the most innuendo filled comment I have ever seen.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Comment #292

  •   morpho aurora

    canthz - SMUT?!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Comment #291

  •   morpho aurora

    i just called to see when he was coming home, he is working pipeline out of town right now. but he was busy with a pump, so didn’t get to talk long.

    that sounds awful, but i am just gonna let it stand

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    Comment #290

  •   GVI

    Can You say minute man lmao.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:10 pm

    Comment #289

  •   morpho aurora

    had to do it by phone

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:09 pm

    Comment #288

  •   Canthz_B

    Boy M_A, you bothered him quickly!!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Comment #287

  •   GVI

    I couldn’t stay away lol.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:03 pm

    Comment #286

  •   morpho aurora

    damn i left for a few minutes and everybody bails

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    Comment #285

  •   Canthz_B

    l8tr G-Man

    Sep 24, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    Comment #284

  •   Canthz_B

    Go ahead and say it Lola…”And Black guys”!

    G-nite.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    Comment #283

  •   GVI

    Well damn, everyone left, oh well I guess I can go watch the rest of the game, catch ya later C_B.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Comment #282

  •   Canthz_B

    A truely understanding man. Now we work on the chores.
    Maybe that’s the deal…do whatever you like, just don’t make me do a damned thing!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:57 pm

    Comment #281

  •   lola

    goodnight boys - I’ll be dreaming of golf courses and patchy-coated lab animals tonight for sure!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:56 pm

    Comment #280

  •   lola

    canthz - it’s not like I could keep it a secret anyway, what with all the outbursts of giggles.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Comment #279

  •   Wade

    Thanks, coach! :)

    I’m signing out too…long day ahead.

    Keep stirrin’ it up!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    Comment #278

  •   Canthz_B

    I was on the phone with my brother doing the keep-the-family-in-touch thing, letting my Biotches miss their daddy!
    GVI, you don’t visit..you have them cum, er…come.
    Wade, pull the snake pal! He’s being stroked and you act like a paraplegic my Dawg!
    Lola, seriously, 5 feet? That’s not busy while your girl is talking smut on-line, that’s down low!
    M_A…your plane ticket is in the mail!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Comment #277

  •   lola

    did you all leave with m-a? that’s alright - i’ve gotta go study the middle east for my exam tomorrow

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:52 pm

    Comment #276

  •   GVI

    Well it is 2 boys and 1 girl.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:51 pm

    Comment #275

  •   lola

    m-a: we’ll miss ya!

    get a little lovin for me, too :)

    wade, you dirty boy, what on earth will we do now

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:49 pm

    Comment #274

  •   Wade

    Lola, you are making M-A blush…

    BTW - Claw is not in the room with me, lol

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Comment #273

  •   morpho aurora

    lola ohh that was great i am gonna go bother my boyfriend now

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm

    Comment #272

  •   lola

    canthz is apparently, um… BUSY ;)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    Comment #271

  •   lola

    let me get a good mental image…

    wade,
    sitting in his golf cart,
    parked in his kitchen,
    in his boxers,
    playing with bran boxes and bottles of water,
    with his albino anaconda wrapped around his ankles.

    that’s not far-fetched!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    Comment #270

  •   morpho aurora

    do y’all realize we have truly gotten raunchy in the last bit? y’all are a bad influence on poor little innocent me. i am just learning all sorts of stuff.
    btw, we haven’t heard from canthz in a while. speak up!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    Comment #269

  •   Wade

    boxers, lol

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:41 pm

    Comment #268

  •   GVI

    Well you could just lay back and let me do my thing.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Comment #267

  •   morpho aurora

    nah lola, gvi’s trip down got cut off at the pass. and the offer tickled my funny bone, because there were so many raunchy implications to such a simple statement damn, that guy is good

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Comment #266

  •   lola

    so… what are ya wearing when you’re playing with your ‘bran boxes’?

    I can make anything sound dirty

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm

    Comment #265

  •   Wade

    ok, you caught me lola. Bran box jenga seemed like a better excuse than getting a bottle of water.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    Comment #264

  •   morpho aurora

    not shy just giggling too much to touch type

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    Comment #263

  •   lola

    morpho - reread the first sentence of your last post with a valley girl voice. am I the only one that sees the inuendo?

    I had to read back a few posts to make sure I hadn’t missed something good!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:37 pm

    Comment #262

  •   GVI

    Ah I see someone got all shy on me ;)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:36 pm

    Comment #261

  •   morpho aurora

    g - see i am just not touching that
    i am just gonna sit here and giggle awhile
    carry on!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    Comment #260

  •   lola

    wade - what’s with all the bran?

    are you composing a PA experiment?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    Comment #259

  •   morpho aurora

    lola - i thought i felt something - ooh click me
    well, that amused me!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    Comment #258

  •   GVI

    I guess I need to take a trip down there to see for myself don’t you think M_A ;)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    Comment #257

  •   Wade

    Man, I leave for a few minutes to stack up the bran boxes in the middle of kitchen and miss all the fun. :D

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    Comment #256

  •   lola

    morpho - i feel like i need a cigarette and a cold shower! hee hee, I DO have fresh meat sitting five feet behind me, but alas, he’s busy

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    Comment #255

  •   morpho aurora

    g- :D ain’t tellin

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Comment #254

  •   morpho aurora

    lola - inspired? my mission is accomplished! :D

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Comment #253

  •   GVI

    So how low are your jeans supposed to be so one can see it?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:28 pm

    Comment #252

  •   morpho aurora

    butterfly, lower abdomen, so it doesn’t show even in super low jeans.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    Comment #251

  •   lola

    read it about ten minutes ago. then read it to my husband right after. I may read it once more before the night is through - lol!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:22 pm

    Comment #250

  •   lola

    ooh, ooh! is it a tramp stamp??? Please tell me yes!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Comment #249

  •   morpho aurora

    and y’all are a bunch of pervs. i fit in just fine here :)
    lola, when did you go read the crouch thing?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    Comment #248

  •   morpho aurora

    secret slut?
    maybe, but more like i behave for work and this is pretty much how i act the rest of the time. my friends can tell you that i cuss and tell more dirty jokes than most of the guys. guess that’s why most of my friends are guys.
    i do keep my tattoo covered most of the time tho

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    Comment #247

  •   lola

    morpho’s what I call a secret slut - works a regular wholesome 9-5er, then hangs out online with a bunch of snake-obsessed, golf cart driving, bathroom stall analyzing pervs.

    morpho - i (heart) you

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    Comment #246

  •   GVI

    Belive me I am, but all I have to tell M_A is that I am alot closer to her than Wade is lol.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Comment #245

  •   morpho aurora

    g - well, if someone posts a picture, i’m gonna go look, i’m curious
    besides, meeting someone’s brain is fun, usually more so than meeting someone’s body
    unless they’ve got a really long slide ;)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Comment #244

  •   Canthz_B

    GVI, can’t you see that Wade is a Playa’s Playa?
    Take a 50 yard linr seat and enjoy the game.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:13 pm

    Comment #243

  •   GVI

    M_A I love the way you said yet as if you have plans on meeting more of Wade.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Comment #242

  •   lola

    by Crotch?

    or by my crotch?

    You have to read this book by my crotch is much funnier

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:11 pm

    Comment #241

  •   morpho aurora

    nahh y’all it’s a christian book store, gotta behave. maybe that’s why my mind is in the gutter the whole time i’m here.
    but it’s probably the company i’m in

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:10 pm

    Comment #240

  •   Canthz_B

    I would have told the ass that it was “Crotch” and let him live with that! LOL

    “You have to read this book I have by Crotch.”

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:09 pm

    Comment #239

  •   morpho aurora

    yep the crouch thing was real, i wondered how someone that couldn’t figure that out was gonna read a book with big words like apocalypse in it, but hey i just sell the books
    g - pretty sure that’s the only place, since that’s the only body part i’ve met of his yet :)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    Comment #238

  •   lola

    maybe the senator brought his very large anaconda to the watering hole, and he needed to take a wide stance to balance himself

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Comment #237

  •   Canthz_B

    So that’s what pilots mean when they talk about going into a stall!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Comment #236

  •   Wade

    ROFL!!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Comment #235

  •   lola

    morpho - was that real??? “C-R-O-U-C-H. But I don’t know how to say it.” wow. wow wow wow wow WOW.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    Comment #234

  •   GVI

    Are you sure thats the only place you had him M_A?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Comment #233

  •   Canthz_B

    Maybe he has a Ball Python?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Comment #232

  •   morpho aurora

    maybe thats why the anal paintings happen
    somebody trying to multi task at the worst possible time

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    Comment #231

  •   Wade

    For Craig to have a “stance” wide enough to touch someone in the next stall, he must be trained as a sumo wrestler.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Comment #230

  •   Canthz_B

    That’s ok, I know luv when I see it! *smile*

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:02 pm

    Comment #229

  •   Canthz_B

    Protect the innocent M_A.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    Comment #228

  •   morpho aurora

    oops sorry canthz
    that was your comment
    i just had wade on the brain

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Comment #227

  •   Wade

    just be careful with the cables, lola. :)

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    Comment #226

  •   morpho aurora

    wade, according to the paper, it’s tapping shoes
    but maybe that only counts for sen. craig

    ps is it p-a to read stuff here and then post about it on one’s own blog?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Comment #225

  •   Canthz_B

    If done properly M_A, if done properly!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Comment #224

  •   morpho aurora

    canthz - sorry i missed this one
    “rolls off the tongue right”
    yes it does
    or it should anyway

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Comment #223

  •   lola

    There you are you bonafide asshole - we missed you :)

    I can jumpstart your cart!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    Comment #222

  •   Canthz_B

    Mind now stuck in sex euphemisms.
    My Dad used to call it “Getting some Trim” LOL.
    When I was a kid it was “Getting some leg.”
    Is it still “Knocking boots” or is there something new?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    Comment #221

  •   Wade

    Sorry, my golf cart ran out gas running back and forth between threads.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Comment #220

  •   lola

    M-A: you ain’t kiddin’

    I swear some of the people on the “dark” side are anal retentive and read every single post, and having to skip over 20-30 posts in the course of reading 300 is too much for them!

    “Ow, my eyes, my eyes! My brain - what is this thing they call humor??? They are not allowed to have fun and kill time. They must wait quietly with their keyboards at the ready.”

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Comment #219

  •   morpho aurora

    lola, i dunno, but you are right, wade hasn’t been the target yet
    it’s his turn

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:53 pm

    Comment #218

  •   morpho aurora

    some of mishee’s stuff was pretty funny. even the silly stuff wasn’t that bad, just silly. i prefer silly to psycho any day

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    Comment #217

  •   lola

    Where’d Wade go? I haven’t had a chance to mess with him yet

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    Comment #216

  •   Canthz_B

    Yeah, that works M_A. “You can take me for a merry-go-round ride any day.” rolls of the tongue alright.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm

    Comment #215

  •   GVI

    I second that notion Cantz, even though she was awesome.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    Comment #214

  •   lola

    hey, be nice to mishee (we may need her vote in case “they” try to kick us off the island - lol)

    i was thinking the same thing!

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:50 pm

    Comment #213

  •   Canthz_B

    Is it just me or is anyone else glad that Mishee popped in and soon popped away?

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Comment #212

  •   morpho aurora

    maybe merry go rounds would be better
    dizzy and happy sounds about right

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:49 pm

    Comment #211

  •   morpho aurora

    hmm, canthz, well if we are using playground equipment, um
    i like swings, they go back and forth
    merry go rounds make you dizzy

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:47 pm

    Comment #210

  •   Canthz_B

    Really good note Lola, lot’s of posts during the day…many more than usual. Plus it is not late night yet.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:46 pm

    Comment #209

  •   morpho aurora

    lola - yep and some of the folks that griped about us have commented multiple times on one post, and a lot of it about other commenters’ comments. oh well we can play here in detention and no one can bitch, cuz we are where we are supposed to be.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:45 pm

    Comment #208

  •   Canthz_B

    The slide was a good one but M-A assigned that one to the guys.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Comment #207

  •   lola

    WTF is a flume??? I’m a degenerate

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Comment #206

  •   lola

    I think it’s funny that the post count on PAN is still over 100, and we have had NO late-night shenanigans over there.

    Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm

    Comment #205

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