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Batteries not included! LOL
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Comment #300
Take a trip,flip that script, pull that stuff out of that crypt.
Do it live, roll your jive, shake your shit til after five!
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Comment #299
canthz :O i am shocked, just shocked.
all i can say is that my advice to invest in duracell is very timely.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Comment #298
but i am blaming you guys
it’s convenient
and i guess i am gonna be taking a trip if he’s gonna be gone much longer. although i’m not the least bit worried about him doing any extra curricular piping (or pumping). he’s been trying to get where he’s at now since i was 18, and that’s a good bit of time to invest
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:29 pm
Comment #297
M_a, what are you doing with his well while he is away? Is it still a gusher?
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Comment #296
If Bubba’s pumping his pipeline out of town don’t expect him home too soon.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:25 pm
Comment #295
Oh no, do not blame me, even though I am in a pipe laying mood right about now.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Comment #294
genius pure genius
really it was completely accidental
told ya you are a bad influence
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm
Comment #293
OMG M_A, that was the most innuendo filled comment I have ever seen.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Comment #292
canthz - SMUT?!
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Comment #291
i just called to see when he was coming home, he is working pipeline out of town right now. but he was busy with a pump, so didn’t get to talk long.
that sounds awful, but i am just gonna let it stand
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:12 pm
Comment #290
Can You say minute man lmao.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Comment #289
had to do it by phone
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Comment #288
Boy M_A, you bothered him quickly!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Comment #287
I couldn’t stay away lol.
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Comment #286
damn i left for a few minutes and everybody bails
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Comment #285
l8tr G-Man
Sep 24, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Comment #284
Go ahead and say it Lola…”And Black guys”!
G-nite.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:58 pm
Comment #283
Well damn, everyone left, oh well I guess I can go watch the rest of the game, catch ya later C_B.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Comment #282
A truely understanding man. Now we work on the chores.
Maybe that’s the deal…do whatever you like, just don’t make me do a damned thing!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Comment #281
goodnight boys - I’ll be dreaming of golf courses and patchy-coated lab animals tonight for sure!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Comment #280
canthz - it’s not like I could keep it a secret anyway, what with all the outbursts of giggles.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Comment #279
Thanks, coach!
I’m signing out too…long day ahead.
Keep stirrin’ it up!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Comment #278
I was on the phone with my brother doing the keep-the-family-in-touch thing, letting my Biotches miss their daddy!
GVI, you don’t visit..you have them cum, er…come.
Wade, pull the snake pal! He’s being stroked and you act like a paraplegic my Dawg!
Lola, seriously, 5 feet? That’s not busy while your girl is talking smut on-line, that’s down low!
M_A…your plane ticket is in the mail!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Comment #277
did you all leave with m-a? that’s alright - i’ve gotta go study the middle east for my exam tomorrow
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:52 pm
Comment #276
Well it is 2 boys and 1 girl.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Comment #275
m-a: we’ll miss ya!
get a little lovin for me, too
wade, you dirty boy, what on earth will we do now
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Comment #274
Lola, you are making M-A blush…
BTW - Claw is not in the room with me, lol
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Comment #273
lola ohh that was great i am gonna go bother my boyfriend now
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm
Comment #272
canthz is apparently, um… BUSY
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Comment #271
let me get a good mental image…
wade,
sitting in his golf cart,
parked in his kitchen,
in his boxers,
playing with bran boxes and bottles of water,
with his albino anaconda wrapped around his ankles.
that’s not far-fetched!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Comment #270
do y’all realize we have truly gotten raunchy in the last bit? y’all are a bad influence on poor little innocent me. i am just learning all sorts of stuff.
btw, we haven’t heard from canthz in a while. speak up!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Comment #269
boxers, lol
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Comment #268
Well you could just lay back and let me do my thing.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Comment #267
nah lola, gvi’s trip down got cut off at the pass. and the offer tickled my funny bone, because there were so many raunchy implications to such a simple statement damn, that guy is good
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Comment #266
so… what are ya wearing when you’re playing with your ‘bran boxes’?
I can make anything sound dirty
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:40 pm
Comment #265
ok, you caught me lola. Bran box jenga seemed like a better excuse than getting a bottle of water.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Comment #264
not shy just giggling too much to touch type
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Comment #263
morpho - reread the first sentence of your last post with a valley girl voice. am I the only one that sees the inuendo?
I had to read back a few posts to make sure I hadn’t missed something good!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Comment #262
Ah I see someone got all shy on me
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Comment #261
g - see i am just not touching that
i am just gonna sit here and giggle awhile
carry on!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Comment #260
wade - what’s with all the bran?
are you composing a PA experiment?
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Comment #259
lola - i thought i felt something - ooh click me
well, that amused me!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Comment #258
I guess I need to take a trip down there to see for myself don’t you think M_A
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Comment #257
Man, I leave for a few minutes to stack up the bran boxes in the middle of kitchen and miss all the fun.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Comment #256
morpho - i feel like i need a cigarette and a cold shower! hee hee, I DO have fresh meat sitting five feet behind me, but alas, he’s busy
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:30 pm
Comment #255
g-
ain’t tellin
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Comment #254
lola - inspired? my mission is accomplished!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Comment #253
So how low are your jeans supposed to be so one can see it?
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:28 pm
Comment #252
butterfly, lower abdomen, so it doesn’t show even in super low jeans.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:25 pm
Comment #251
read it about ten minutes ago. then read it to my husband right after. I may read it once more before the night is through - lol!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Comment #250
ooh, ooh! is it a tramp stamp??? Please tell me yes!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Comment #249
and y’all are a bunch of pervs. i fit in just fine here
lola, when did you go read the crouch thing?
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Comment #248
secret slut?
maybe, but more like i behave for work and this is pretty much how i act the rest of the time. my friends can tell you that i cuss and tell more dirty jokes than most of the guys. guess that’s why most of my friends are guys.
i do keep my tattoo covered most of the time tho
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Comment #247
morpho’s what I call a secret slut - works a regular wholesome 9-5er, then hangs out online with a bunch of snake-obsessed, golf cart driving, bathroom stall analyzing pervs.
morpho - i (heart) you
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Comment #246
Belive me I am, but all I have to tell M_A is that I am alot closer to her than Wade is lol.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Comment #245
g - well, if someone posts a picture, i’m gonna go look, i’m curious
besides, meeting someone’s brain is fun, usually more so than meeting someone’s body
unless they’ve got a really long slide
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:15 pm
Comment #244
GVI, can’t you see that Wade is a Playa’s Playa?
Take a 50 yard linr seat and enjoy the game.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Comment #243
M_A I love the way you said yet as if you have plans on meeting more of Wade.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Comment #242
by Crotch?
or by my crotch?
You have to read this book by my crotch is much funnier
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Comment #241
nahh y’all it’s a christian book store, gotta behave. maybe that’s why my mind is in the gutter the whole time i’m here.
but it’s probably the company i’m in
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:10 pm
Comment #240
I would have told the ass that it was “Crotch” and let him live with that! LOL
“You have to read this book I have by Crotch.”
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Comment #239
yep the crouch thing was real, i wondered how someone that couldn’t figure that out was gonna read a book with big words like apocalypse in it, but hey i just sell the books
g - pretty sure that’s the only place, since that’s the only body part i’ve met of his yet
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Comment #238
maybe the senator brought his very large anaconda to the watering hole, and he needed to take a wide stance to balance himself
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Comment #237
So that’s what pilots mean when they talk about going into a stall!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Comment #236
ROFL!!
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Comment #235
morpho - was that real??? “C-R-O-U-C-H. But I don’t know how to say it.” wow. wow wow wow wow WOW.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Comment #234
Are you sure thats the only place you had him M_A?
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Comment #233
Maybe he has a Ball Python?
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Comment #232
maybe thats why the anal paintings happen
somebody trying to multi task at the worst possible time
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm
Comment #231
For Craig to have a “stance” wide enough to touch someone in the next stall, he must be trained as a sumo wrestler.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Comment #230
That’s ok, I know luv when I see it! *smile*
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Comment #229
Protect the innocent M_A.
Sep 24, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Comment #228
oops sorry canthz
that was your comment
i just had wade on the brain
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Comment #227
just be careful with the cables, lola.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Comment #226
wade, according to the paper, it’s tapping shoes
but maybe that only counts for sen. craig
ps is it p-a to read stuff here and then post about it on one’s own blog?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Comment #225
If done properly M_A, if done properly!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Comment #224
canthz - sorry i missed this one
“rolls off the tongue right”
yes it does
or it should anyway
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Comment #223
There you are you bonafide asshole - we missed you
I can jumpstart your cart!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Comment #222
Mind now stuck in sex euphemisms.
My Dad used to call it “Getting some Trim” LOL.
When I was a kid it was “Getting some leg.”
Is it still “Knocking boots” or is there something new?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:56 pm
Comment #221
Sorry, my golf cart ran out gas running back and forth between threads.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Comment #220
M-A: you ain’t kiddin’
I swear some of the people on the “dark” side are anal retentive and read every single post, and having to skip over 20-30 posts in the course of reading 300 is too much for them!
“Ow, my eyes, my eyes! My brain - what is this thing they call humor??? They are not allowed to have fun and kill time. They must wait quietly with their keyboards at the ready.”
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Comment #219
lola, i dunno, but you are right, wade hasn’t been the target yet
it’s his turn
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Comment #218
some of mishee’s stuff was pretty funny. even the silly stuff wasn’t that bad, just silly. i prefer silly to psycho any day
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Comment #217
Where’d Wade go? I haven’t had a chance to mess with him yet
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Comment #216
Yeah, that works M_A. “You can take me for a merry-go-round ride any day.” rolls of the tongue alright.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Comment #215
I second that notion Cantz, even though she was awesome.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:51 pm
Comment #214
hey, be nice to mishee (we may need her vote in case “they” try to kick us off the island - lol)
i was thinking the same thing!
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Comment #213
Is it just me or is anyone else glad that Mishee popped in and soon popped away?
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Comment #212
maybe merry go rounds would be better
dizzy and happy sounds about right
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Comment #211
hmm, canthz, well if we are using playground equipment, um
i like swings, they go back and forth
merry go rounds make you dizzy
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Comment #210
Really good note Lola, lot’s of posts during the day…many more than usual. Plus it is not late night yet.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:46 pm
Comment #209
lola - yep and some of the folks that griped about us have commented multiple times on one post, and a lot of it about other commenters’ comments. oh well we can play here in detention and no one can bitch, cuz we are where we are supposed to be.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:45 pm
Comment #208
The slide was a good one but M-A assigned that one to the guys.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #207
WTF is a flume??? I’m a degenerate
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #206
I think it’s funny that the post count on PAN is still over 100, and we have had NO late-night shenanigans over there.
Sep 24, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Comment #205