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oh, and my sitting height is too high. they don’t custom build cockpits.
May 3, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Comment #46700
and after she melted my heart, CB, you would have cut it out of me
the lasers they had back then would have burned through the back of my head, Crash
May 3, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Comment #46699
All of that military spending and still no Rx windshields! Tsk, tsk.
Should have heard the way she said other things, Wade.
She would have melted your heart!
I’m 20/10, with contacts. Bat without refractive aids.
May 3, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Comment #46698
Hey C.B.
How’s it going ?
I’m thinking one day I’m gonn’a own a chopper too.
It’d be nice just go ride cross country or something like that.
That’s not too extreme though.
20 / 400 ?!?
I was actually reading on that lazer eye surgery stuff…some people get better than 20 / 20 vision with that stuff.
May 3, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Comment #46697
a jewel, CB, a jewel
yeah, Crash, but 20/400 eyesight got in the way
May 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Comment #46696
How did I know that Crash had x-games potential? LOL
I used to follow speeders when I worked as a courier, Playa. I made good time that way and
they got the tix!!
Glad you liked the email…she was sweet, huh?
May 3, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Comment #46695
WOW…that’s cool stuff there man.
Did you ever want to go into the military ?
May 3, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Comment #46694
yep
flew in WWII
and did photo reconnaissance in Vietnam
May 3, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Comment #46693
LOL…I’ve been asked that before,
For the thrill of course…
Your dad was a fighter pilot ?
How Awesome, I’m sure that was a fun job.
May 3, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Comment #46692
you are welcome to it, Crash
my dad the fighter pilot never understood why anyone would want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
May 3, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Comment #46691
I think because for the most part winter is over and it’s warmer outside…most of the time…
And so people go out and do stuff all day / night.
Maybe that’s why it’s not so lively here recently.
Anyway…
I want to go rock climbing sometime this summer,
course…I wann’a go skydiving too.
May 3, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Comment #46690
it has been livelier
i’m doing fine
slow lazy saturday
May 3, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Comment #46689
Doing good,
How are you ?
Pretty dead here huh ?
May 3, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Comment #46688
for once
how are you doing tonight, Crash?
May 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Comment #46687
Guess he got what was coming…
May 3, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Comment #46686
so, i’m driving down a back road tonight, and a car speeds up behind me and starts crowding my bumper. i pull off at a gas station, and he whips around me, honking. after gassing up my car, i got back on the road toward home. rounding the bend, i see the flashing lights of a police car. as i drive past, i look in the rear view mirror and see that the car he has pulled over has the same headlight configuration as the car that couldn’t wait to pass me.
May 3, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Comment #46685
Oh My Pasta! I just checked out the FSM website!!
I love it because I have always known that religious Fundamentalists are really just Meatballs!
May 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Comment #46684
Some day…
Bye-bye, ‘glo. Drive safely. ♥ ♥
May 3, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Comment #46683
I expect someday he’ll wish he paid attention to you, CB. ♥
I had better sign off now, I’ll see you later!
May 3, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Comment #46682
He’s already done that, but it’s his life to screw-up, not mine.
I refuse to be an enabler.
I just got a silly email about a boycott the week of May 19-23 to protest the acquittal of the police officers that killed Sean Bell in NYC.
Oh yeah…that will stick it to The Man!!
May 3, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Comment #46681
How annoying, CB. Sounds like he won’t be happy until he screws up royally.
May 3, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Comment #46680
A big BBQ sounds like a great idea! *lights weather votives*
No, ‘glo. I have not seen him since the other week.
May 3, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Comment #46679
Yep, my shift is just about over for the day, but I didn’t get everything done I wanted to. Hmm, I wonder why?
Oh well, tomorrow is another (work)day.
May 3, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Comment #46678
It sounds like it’ll be a good day too glo.
Are you working today ?
May 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Comment #46677
Yay for the Crash family mothers!
CB, did Taalib ever come back for his stuff?
May 3, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Comment #46676
Crash family’s good,
Gwenn’s working.
She get’s to take off Mothers day weekend cause her parent’s are coming up.
Trent will be happy with that too.
But Gwenn’s already stresing about getting everything ready for that.
We’re thinking of having a BBQ for all the mothers here.
My sister, her mom in law, and the mom’s in that family, Gwenn’s mom, and Gwenn…
That’s a lot of mom’s.
May 3, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Comment #46675
Everything is going well, Crash.
It’s cloudy and the weekend, both things that usually make me depressed, but I feel pretty good today.
How’s the Crash family?
May 3, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Comment #46674
C.B….
If anyone on the main, hangs out here long enough, they might get to know everyone better and they’ll know you’re not an asshole.
As for people who just pop in and want to make a personal attack…I don’t know, he looks more the asshole to me…
May 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Comment #46673
I don’t know CB, it’s a complete mystery.
I would say you have done what you can to make it plain you’re joking around. It’s bothersome to me.
May 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Comment #46672
frankly, CB, i can’t decide if it is rampant mental illness or just plain stupidity. i admire your restraint.
it is a 4-cup pot, Crash. though i will brew at least one more pot before the day is done
May 3, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Comment #46671
The real reason I decided not to comment much on this note is that the writing is too small and the resolution is bad so it’s hard for me to read.
I just thought the “not offend the Aussies” joke would be funny as a bit of self-deprecating humor and this a-hole his to pick on me…for what?
May 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Comment #46670
I don’t know why people find it so hard to see that I am joking most of the time, ‘glo.
What I really don’t like is people like Chris Rea poking their fingers in my eyes by name on the main. What did I ever do to him? Why the personal attack?
May 3, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Comment #46669
Bye Wade,
Have fun.
Hi C.B.
How’s it going ?
Coffee’s good,
Did you drink a whole pot already Wade ???
And working on the second…?
glo’s on the Weast Coast…
May 3, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Comment #46668
it is a little warmer here, CB
how’s the coffee, Crash? i have the second pot of the day brewing here.
May 3, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Comment #46667
♥ Hello, CB ♥ Maybe you need some soup?
*she said sycophantically*
I don’t know about the East, Crash, but all’s well here in the Middle, except it’s cold and rainy.
May 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Comment #46666
Greetings!
I cant’s seem to get warm today. Thermostat says it’s 70° in here but my bones are cold today.
May 3, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Comment #46665
Coffee’s ready…
I need coffee.
May 3, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Comment #46664
i need to start on my lunch… how did it get to be 2pm?
see y’all later
May 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Comment #46663
Can’t complain,
How’s the East doin’ ?
Hey Wade
May 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Comment #46662
it is your charming and winsome personality, glo
hey Crash
May 3, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Comment #46661
Good afternoon, Crash.
How’re things on the West Coast?
May 3, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Comment #46660
G’Morning,
How is everyone ?
May 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Comment #46659
Heisa almost never bothers me.
He must like me!
May 3, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Comment #46658
grrrr
i think wordpress is heisa’s master
when i said “quality hotel” i meant the quality inn chain of hotels
(my first response was funnier, but the aforementioned heisa ate it… twice)
i actually prefer quainte
May 3, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Comment #46657
Guess you’ll never stay in Ye Olde Quainte Inne, then, Wade.
I am on page 30 or so of notalwaysright. I’m saving that for home, though, because I don’t want to laugh too hard at work and smear my mascara.
May 3, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Comment #46656
i followed uhg’s example and finished reading the notalwaysright site. my sides and jaw are still hurting from laughing so hard
i guess i need to send some in. having worked at a tourist attraction and a pharmacy has provided me with a lot of material
May 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Comment #46655
i make it a point never to stay at a quality hotel.
May 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Comment #46654
Oh, so you sometimes get to stay in quality hotels, then, and not just Motel 6?
May 3, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Comment #46653
you mean, i don’t need glasses… i just need to get rid of my braided rug?!?!
i know what you mean about pillows. when i travel i will sometimes get a room where the surface area of the pillows is greater than that of the mattress
May 3, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Comment #46652
Wade, for when you come back, I had a woman once who asked me to take out the braided rag rug in her room because it gave her astigmatism. So I guess I wouldn’t have too much trouble taking pillows off a bed in advance. Our beds have a minimum of six pillows. Four for sleeping on and two for decoration for a queen bed. Nine for a king. Plus often various smaller, weird-shaped ones. The deluxe king room has something like 18 pillows on the bed. Our decorator can overdo it sometimes, in my opinion.
May 3, 2008 at 11:37 am
Comment #46651
I’m sure Wes will do well, amy. It’s the next step for him, isn’t it?
See you ((Wade))
May 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
Comment #46650
time is slipping away for me
i’ll be back around later
hope wes has a good first day at work, amy
hope your checklist goes smoothly, glo
bye ♥
May 3, 2008 at 10:42 am
Comment #46649
that’s cool, amy
speaking of GEOBC, let’s hope wes has a boss like this or this
May 3, 2008 at 10:40 am
Comment #46648
I need to go make Wes some breakfast. Be back later.
May 3, 2008 at 10:40 am
Comment #46647
amy, amy, amy
your delivery was pitch perfect. i am still groggy and working on my first cup of coffee
i thought about you, glo, when i read this
May 3, 2008 at 10:35 am
Comment #46646
He’s going to be a sandwich artist , Glo.
May 3, 2008 at 10:35 am
Comment #46645
You better guzzle the next cup down straight away, Glo.That’ll put you back on track.
It seems the MAS has a splinter group, the GEOBC (get each other’s back consortium).
May 3, 2008 at 10:33 am
Comment #46644
Work! What will he be doing, amy?
May 3, 2008 at 10:32 am
Comment #46643
I only have one cup of coffee under my belt!
I have a real talent for sycophancy, CB should be pleased with me.
May 3, 2008 at 10:31 am
Comment #46642
That’s okay, Wade. It may have been my delivery.
We have a festival going on, too.If it clears up, I may go later. Today is Wesley’s first day of work.
May 3, 2008 at 10:30 am
Comment #46641
i am really slow today
May 3, 2008 at 10:26 am
Comment #46640
i overslept, so i am dragging
i need to get to the bank this morning, so i probably won’t hang around for too much longer.
mostly running errands and doing stuff around the house.
though there is a maritime festival in town this weekend, and those are always fun… especially the old sailing vessels
May 3, 2008 at 10:23 am
Comment #46639
Where are you on that coffee consumption, anyway?
May 3, 2008 at 10:22 am
Comment #46638
The checklist is going badly. I’m behind in everything, even the coffee consumption. Only have six check-outs left, though, that’s going well this morning. Had an old co-worker stop by, and she had to grill me on my recent goings-on, so that has put me behind.
How are you today, Wade?
May 3, 2008 at 10:16 am
Comment #46637
I feel like I better knock
on wood
baby
May 3, 2008 at 10:16 am
Comment #46636
Welcome back to CB’s sycophant hq, Glo.
May 3, 2008 at 10:13 am
Comment #46635
LOL, amy
just doing what i do
hi glo
how’s the checklist progressing?
May 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
Comment #46634
Sorry, (((amy)))
Work got in the way.
I’m glad you recognize what was going on. That’s huge!
Good morning, Wade ♥
May 3, 2008 at 10:06 am
Comment #46633
No, its like thunder and lighting. The way you love me is frightening.
Sitting around being a sycophant is hard. All you can do is wonder about CB , where he is…
May 3, 2008 at 10:05 am
Comment #46632
ooh, i take that back (finally turned on the tv)
looks like you had a nasty line of storms roll through this morning
May 3, 2008 at 10:03 am
Comment #46631
oh, pretty good, amy
just hanging out, being a sycophant
the more things change…
how bout you? are they bad storms, or is the worst of it further to the north?
May 3, 2008 at 10:01 am
Comment #46630
Hi Wade.Howzit?
May 3, 2008 at 9:58 am
Comment #46629
*can’t figure out why he smells daffodils, since they aren’t blooming here any more*
hey (((glo & amy)))
how are y’all today?
May 3, 2008 at 9:56 am
Comment #46628
Is RunBarbara here?
May 3, 2008 at 9:47 am
Comment #46627
( ( ( ( G l o ? ? ? ) ) ) )
May 3, 2008 at 9:41 am
Comment #46626
No, I didn’t kill him .
I took myself out of the dating pool after my last relationship. I realized that I was getting sucked into relationships with unhealthy people. That’s not the worst of it. Then it became apparent that I was conducting myself in the relationship in that same unhealthy way. I don’t know if that makes sense, so I’ll give an example. Some people do not fight fair in an argument. They may insult you personally instead of arguing about the issue at hand. I’ve never understood that, but I began doing it (not that specifically). I don’t want to be that person.
Once I decided that, my outlook changed. It was like I was asexual for awhile. I wouldn’t notice a handsome if he gyrated in front of me. That’s beginning to change.I know I am also a lot less stressed now that Wesley is home doing well.
Anyway, I’m rambling.
May 3, 2008 at 9:18 am
Comment #46625
Hee, yeah, that’s what I meant.
Unless maybe you killed him!
May 3, 2008 at 9:09 am
Comment #46624
Of course my “ex” was the last one.
Seriously, do you mean my ex-husband? If so, no. That was over about 14 years ago.
Let’s see…my last relationship as about 6-9 months ago. I can’t place it exactly because we went back and forth after it ended.
May 3, 2008 at 9:02 am
Comment #46623
Has it been a while, sis? Was your ex the last one?
May 3, 2008 at 8:58 am
Comment #46622
Good man. Maybe I’ll get one of those one day, myself. I might almost be ready to begin dating again. Maybe.
May 3, 2008 at 8:55 am
Comment #46621
Yep, he treats me well. Oh, and he fixed my garage door opener for me, too.
May 3, 2008 at 8:53 am
Comment #46620
Good deal. He still treating you well?
I was going to go out and take pics early this morning, but it is raining
SO, I’m doing laundry, instead.
May 3, 2008 at 8:51 am
Comment #46619
It was good, very comfy. Comfort food, watched tv on the couch, dozed off.
May 3, 2008 at 8:48 am
Comment #46618
There are certain words that I typically misspell. Characterize is one of them, as is separate.
How was your date last night, Glo?
May 3, 2008 at 8:27 am
Comment #46617
I’ll go check it out, Glo. Thanks, brb.
May 3, 2008 at 8:24 am
Comment #46616
psst ames, you had a misspelling in your MT comment.
May 3, 2008 at 8:20 am
Comment #46615