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  •   Crash

    The score….nothing,
    I get it
    lol
    8)

    May 11, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    Comment #48800

  •   Canthz_B

    Ok, gotta go, but while we’re channeling Steven Wright:
    I went to a store with an open 24 hours sign and the girl said they were closed. I pointed to the sign and she said, “Open 24 hours, yeah…but not in a row!”

    May 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Comment #48799

  •   secondsout

    Late tonight, right before Crash falls asleep, he’ll get that joke and groan.

    What, nobody liked the conversation suggestion I posted on the coffee shop thread? —->

    May 11, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    Comment #48798

  •   Canthz_B

    ROTFLMAO!!!

    Are things that happen in the distance just happenstance?

    May 11, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    Comment #48797

  •   Crash

    Yes and no and that sucks, or if it’s a joke I don’t get it… :?
    This is a quick hi-bye I have a shindig to get ready for.
    Have fun everyone and Happy Mothers Day !

    May 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    Comment #48796

  •   secondsout

    I used to date a tennis player, but love meant nothing to her.

    May 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Comment #48795

  •   Canthz_B

    Would oxymorons be smarter if they breathed CO2?

    May 11, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Comment #48794

  •   secondsout

    Should someone offer frozen band-aids for the cold cuts?

    May 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    Comment #48793

  •   Canthz_B

    No…but they date that way! LOL

    Do Friars Roast pig-Latin?

    May 11, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Comment #48792

  •   secondsout

    I wonder if the capuchins in Suriname speak Monkey Dutch…

    May 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Comment #48791

  •   Canthz_B

    LOL…That’s great news, ‘Glo!
    I hope my steaks beat out whatever my sibs sent.
    I called to say Happy Mothers’ day and find out what else she got, but Mom’s probably in church so I left her a nice Hallmark-esque message.
    We talk every other day or so, so I won’t be in suspense very long.

    May 11, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Comment #48790

  •   anglophile

    Good news! My sister showed up for Mother’s Day with nothing, making my lam?ffering of doughnuts and flowers, plus verbal coupon for a bush or shrub a veritable cornucopia of presents! Plus, my other sister only brought a box of chocolates. Whew! Dodged a bullet on that one.

    More good news is we fit in a little hike between showers and saw this.

    Now lunch and shrub shopping!

    May 11, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Comment #48789

  •   Canthz_B

    The Addams Family is timeless. Whenever I visit an over-decorated home I think of them. I did like the stuffed bear though!
    My faves were Lurch, Cousin It and Thing–my main man hand!

    May 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Comment #48788

  •   Canthz_B

    How about Chiller Theater and The Bowery Boys?

    In the mid 70’s a local radio station started re-running these: Inner Sanctum

    May 11, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    Comment #48787

  •   Wade

    oh, the addams family is another all time favorite.

    when i was living in costa rica, i was walking through my host family’s home, and their son was watching los perdidos en el espacio on the tv. i nearly fell out laughing so hard.

    reminded me of my college days… watching kung fu movies overdubbed in spanish. :D

    OK, i need to rustle up some lunch

    y’all have a happy mom’s day

    i may check by later today

    May 11, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Comment #48786

  •   Canthz_B

    Because of Dark Shadows I leaned to do homework really fast.
    It came on ABC at 4pm and my sister made my brother and me finish our homework before we could watch. We’d run home, get out of school clothes and into play clothes and hit the books!

    Yep, DS, then the 4:30 Movie, then Eyewitness News (where they were always talking about Tel Aviv and Phnom Penh…I always wondered what was wrong with the news guy that he couldn’t say television or fountain pen!)

    May 11, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Comment #48785

  •   Wade

    linc had a ‘fro of legend

    (and before you ask, no. that’s not me. ;) )

    May 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm

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  •   RunBarbara

    Hey CB!
    Thanks, Wade!
    Dark Shadows ran on USA, I believe, all through the 80s when I was growing up. I adored it along with The Addams Family, The Munsters and Hammer Horror Movies. My parents let me watch anything, man…
    Lost In Space was wonderful. I love that the Youtube link is in Spanish.

    May 11, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Comment #48783

  •   Canthz_B

    We’ve come full circle in a few days. Bill Mumy was in Lost in Space and Babylon 5. :-D

    The Ghost and Mrs. Muir!

    Mod Squad! Wow…Remember how big Link’s hair seemed at the time?! LOL

    Congrats on the art show success, RB :-D

    May 11, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    Comment #48782

  •   Wade

    Hey CB!

    land of the giants was fun!

    mannix, hawaii five-o, dragnet, the mod squad…

    wait.

    :D

    May 11, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Comment #48781

  •   Canthz_B

    Happy Mothers’ Day!

    I liked Mannix and Land of the Giants (really anything by Irwin Allen)

    May 11, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Comment #48780

  •   Wade

    *speaking softly*

    hey RB

    glad your show was such a success.

    LOL on having a favorite show before you were born :P

    i also liked the prisoner, time tunnel, and of course:D

    May 11, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Comment #48779

  •   RunBarbara

    This was my favorite as a kid
    As predicted, I am college-level hung over. I made some salt water taffy for my mom and have two blissful hours and three holy jugs of vitamin water to go before im expected over there.

    May 11, 2008 at 11:27 am

    Comment #48778

  •   Wade

    all quiet on the eastern front…

    at least until the nor’easter hits tonight

    May 11, 2008 at 11:20 am

    Comment #48777

  •   Wade

    oh!

    did you solve the baking-for-mom conundrum?

    May 11, 2008 at 10:42 am

    Comment #48776

  •   Wade

    my all time favorite tv show as a kid

    and yes, i have the dvds :P

    May 11, 2008 at 10:40 am

    Comment #48775

  •   anglophile

    It was like Lassie, but with a horse. In fact, I’m pretty sure they just changed the names and used the Lassie scripts. You know, the old get-trapped-in-a-deserted-mine episode, the old haunted-ghost-town-that-turns-out-to-be-a-hoax episode, the old raging-forest-fire episode. That sort of thing. Man, I loved that show. :P

    May 11, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Comment #48774

  •   Wade

    oh, ok

    the story of a horse, and the boy who love him

    the only horse programs i remember watching were my friend flicka… and mr. ed ;)

    May 11, 2008 at 10:27 am

    Comment #48773

  •   Wade

    or the skin divers? 8O

    mr thompson gives the kids magazines about skin… diving :twisted:

    May 11, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Comment #48772

  •   anglophile

    You mean you don’t know who lived at the Broken Wheel Ranch? Fury!

    May 11, 2008 at 10:19 am

    Comment #48771

  •   Wade

    the bounty hunters?

    May 11, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Comment #48770

  •   anglophile

    I found a place where I can watch a few episodes of my favorite all-time tv show!

    May 11, 2008 at 9:41 am

    Comment #48769

  •   Wade

    hapi momz dai

    May 11, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Comment #48768

  •   Wade

    ciao, luv ♥

    may the vocab words come easily and sleep be deep and dreamful.

    May 11, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Comment #48767

  •   park rose

    My students are going to have very little use for Aussie slang, or very liddle yewes for Oh-zee slang, at this stage of their lives :)

    I thought they were hilarious in that kitsch 60s Batman way. Comedies seemed to have some style then, and didn’t mind playing with the surreal … but anyway,

    Ciao
    xxx

    May 11, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Comment #48766

  •   park rose

    Oh well Wade, I better concentrate. I’ll catch you later, and I hope that our weather mirrors yours as the week progresses.

    Happy son of mother’s day :D

    May 11, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Comment #48765

  •   Wade

    it’s funny about those two tv shows. they didn’t even last a season, and were on 4o years ago, but i still remember them… mostly because even at 9-10 years old i realized how awful they were. :D

    hey! you could make a vocab test of aussie slang! :twisted:

    May 11, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Comment #48764

  •   park rose

    No, it’s been fairly chilly, Wade. But June is just around the corner, so I guess we’ll get some of the warmer weather back soon. The clouds did all disperse today though, so the day ended gloriously.

    Yes, every family does work (or not) in it’s own way :? :D

    I’m trying to write a vocabulary test. I think I just got stumped on the first question. Serves myself right for setting it!

    I’m not too zappy your morning, Wade - I always could function much better in a mob of people.

    I enjoyed Mr. Terrific and Captain Nice yesterday. The music for Captain Nice was the best :mrgreen: I love those Henry Mancini sounding soundtracks.

    May 11, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Comment #48763

  •   Wade

    every family works it’s own way, i guess

    so, did the weather warm back up? it has been chilly here (12°C) but should crawl back up into the 20’s by thursday.

    May 11, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Comment #48762

  •   park rose

    I saw your new photo, I think Wade, but I will just double check, and you’re welcome regards the comment. I guess all people are different. I know my brother is in closer contact with the family than I am, but with many of my male friends that doesn’t seem to be the case.

    None of us have kids, though, so I guess there isn’t that bond. My older sister is pretty dutiful (or likes to call), my younger sister is not in touch with any of us, but lifewise that will sort itself out one way or another.

    See you Ames ♥

    May 11, 2008 at 8:58 am

    Comment #48761

  •   Wade

    bye, amy have fun

    well, rose, i guess it is different with sons and moms (maybe)… at least that is what my sister tells me ;)

    and thanks for the blog comment. i added a new photo yesterday

    May 11, 2008 at 8:54 am

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  •   amy d

    Gotta go to church with Wes. I’ll be back later.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Comment #48759

  •   park rose

    That’s a lot of calls, Wade. I email once a week, a few times a week, but a bit like Troy, I’m not that comfortable on the phone. My inner harridan comes screaming to the fore. That is with family, not with friends. So I tend to avoid calling and receiving calls.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Comment #48758

  •   Wade

    i plan on walking up out of the basement to see her sometime today, rose :P

    i will call her. still a little early. we chat two/three times a week (good cell phone plan ;) )

    hey amy ♥ and a very happy mother’s day to you, my dear :mrgreen:

    May 11, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Comment #48757

  •   park rose

    hey amyd ♥ didn’t see you there. did you get breakfast in bed? Your avatar isn’t showing.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Comment #48756

  •   park rose

    The radio is playing an acoustic version of Cliff Richard’s ‘wired for sound’. It sounds as if it were just made for that type of working over. It’s much better than when cliffy sings it, though I can’t get the lyrics out of my head as the guitarist goes along.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:29 am

    Comment #48755

  •   amy d

    Good morning and Happy Mothers Day to all you mothers out there :D

    May 11, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Comment #48754

  •   park rose

    All soaked and slightly rested.

    You are a very good man, Wade ~ but onto less work related things, perhaps ~ will you call your M(u)om today (have already done so? - or just need to send a message down to the cellar? :twisted: )

    I got my mother’s day out of the way last week, but still sent an email today.

    Oh, onto work related, and then I’ll stop - I’ve worked with a lot of different nationalities too, and yes, the face to the area, to the calamity and the reasons why the calamity happened and continues to happen, changes your perspective on things.

    Oh, and shout out to Morpho. She put a lovely comment on one of my photos. I haven’t chatted to her for a long time.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:27 am

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  •   Wade

    i’m sure you will come up with something wonderful, glo ♥

    May 11, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Comment #48752

  •   anglophile

    Well, you go on about it all you want, my friend, but I am afraid I must see about something for my mom. No doubt I’ll be back in a bit later. (((Wade)))

    May 11, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Comment #48751

  •   Wade

    i guess part of it comes from where i work… not only because it is the center of government, but there are a lot of immigrants/refugees from all over the world living around my office. makes it easier to put a face to the messes around the globe.

    i know that i can’t do much about it (and that it has been going on since the dawn of time - we just have video cameras everywhere now), but it still makes me angry to see stuff like what is happening in burma.

    ok. i’ll stop now. ;)

    May 11, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Comment #48750

  •   anglophile

    A good soak sounds like a good idea, rose.

    I think I have can’t-change-the-way-things-have-always-been calluses, Wade. Maybe I should think about getting a few of them removed.

    May 11, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Comment #48749

  •   Wade

    enjoy your soak, rose :)

    May 11, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Comment #48748

  •   park rose

    and I think my negativitiy gland must match that, Wade ♥

    anyway, I’m off to have a soak in the bath.

    Will pop back later.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:56 am

    Comment #48747

  •   park rose

    And my trusty back-editing skills show that I did :) I’m surprised you didn’t put the Greek in :D

    I am like that, ‘Glo - I think it’s meant to be a sign of supression - but I know it will rankle, and some things do rankle me outright. I’m not terribly articulate when I am emotionally invested in something. I’m not necessarily good at detaching my emotions, even when I am arguing something intellectual - but those who want to dig in have each other to play with ;)

    I stop watching for long stretches of time, ‘glo, and it easy to do, cos’ life is usually fine for me. I then just dismiss outside news as too difficult to contemplate, and maybe it is, or maybe it is that I’m used to thinking that whatever goes on in the world will go on, and I have no power to observe, or to contribute to lessening the pain that occurs. And maybe that is the truth.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:55 am

    Comment #48746

  •   Wade

    you are right, glo

    i have an overdeveloped “fury-against-injustice” gland :P

    glad you aren’t in central illinois… weather looks worse there…

    gah! sorry.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Comment #48745

  •   anglophile

    It’s like Mother Hubbard’s cupboard over here, dangerously low on ingredients, not to mention kitty litter.

    I sometimes think I’ve got a duck’s back, rose, but the way things echo around in my mind later begs to differ with me. Maybe it’s more like I’m slow to react, so a lot of things can pass by, but they rankle later.

    Wade, honey, there’s always bad news. The more news you watch, the worse it seems. Why not be an American for a day, and give yourself a break? ♥

    May 11, 2008 at 7:43 am

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  •   Wade

    no joke, but google away ;)

    my dawn is bright and glistening

    my dusk promises to be stormy and miserable

    May 11, 2008 at 7:42 am

    Comment #48743

  •   park rose

    filo, is that a joke I’m not getting? Must google. How about that - two spellings ;)

    May 11, 2008 at 7:39 am

    Comment #48742

  •   park rose

    No, Wade, though that was my slightly edgy comment - but what can of worms would it open, and would they ever stop coming out of the can?

    Disparity, I guess, is the name of events in the world in general, and I guess it has ever been so. Just that maybe the disparity gets wider and wider as populations get bigger, and technology improves and is available only to some.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:38 am

    Comment #48741

  •   Wade

    do you have any phyllo in the freezer, glo?

    turn overs are tasty too

    May 11, 2008 at 7:37 am

    Comment #48740

  •   park rose

    Well if the fallout is like a water off a duck’s back to you ‘glo, you don’t mind it :D

    It isn’t for me, so I’m with you.

    Hmm, flowers? Flowers you picked yourself. But, nothing is flowering. How about a gift coupon (online, printed out)? I like receiving them.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Comment #48739

  •   Wade

    hey rose :D

    that’s ok… for me, after mad dog vachon was banned, wrestling went down hill

    things aren’t much good anywhere around the world at the moment, are they? :(

    May 11, 2008 at 7:33 am

    Comment #48738

  •   park rose

    Heisa - grrr…..

    Gilgamesh

    If he backreads, Wade, you know how the young ‘uns are with short attention spans (just lobbing back the ‘olding out’ ball from last night ;) ).

    May 11, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Comment #48737

  •   anglophile

    Good morning, Wade. I kind of hate to break it to you, but that pro wrestling stuff is all fake, you know.

    OK: short version of Mother’s Day woes: no yeast in the house, very little butter, so, homemade bakery not possible without getting dressed and going to the store. But, if I go out to the store, I might as well just go to the bakery and buy something. Only, homemade bakery is a gift in itself, store-bought bakery not so much. What else to buy at 6:30 am?

    *vividly remembers fall-out from some edgy conversations and marvels that anyone would wish them to return*

    Today’s dawn in Wisconsin is leaden-fisted, not rosy-fingered.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:32 am

    Comment #48736

  •   Wade

    as promised for secondsout ;)

    get fuzzy - may 11, 2008

    May 11, 2008 at 7:28 am

    Comment #48735

  •   park rose

    Hey Wade and Glo ♥ ,

    wanna hear about my planning entropy, or shall we discuss the rosy-fingered dawn (no reference to either me, or M-A there ;) ) ? Gilgamesh is the topic of quite a few recent Australian fiction books.

    Things are not too good in Palestine, as always.

    But, your mother’s day woes, while I’m planning, would be fine!

    You can put that edge right back where it belongs, Wade.

    I remember being stuck on a bus from Brisbane to Cairns once (a long journey), having to sit through a Hulk Hogan video. Ear phones were not an option.

    May 11, 2008 at 7:25 am

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  •   Wade

    bringing back the edge

    morning, glo

    evening, rose

    May 11, 2008 at 7:12 am

    Comment #48733

  •   anglophile

    Congrats, RB, on such a great showing! Please let me know if you ever have a showing in the Upper Midwest! :D

    So, rose, still up? Want to discuss, um, say, The Epic of Gilgamesh, or just hear about my mother’s day woes?

    May 11, 2008 at 7:03 am

    Comment #48732

  •   park rose

    I was sure Crash and S’out were going to run up against the morning crew, but I guess they lost interest in the project…

    May 11, 2008 at 5:51 am

    Comment #48731

  •   Crash

    LOL !!
    That’s a good one.
    8)

    Sounds like good work,
    What do they volunteer for ?

    May 11, 2008 at 4:27 am

    Comment #48730

  •   secondsout

    In the meantime, this is the e-card my mother is getting from me.

    I work at a non-profit, managing volunteers.

    May 11, 2008 at 4:24 am

    Comment #48729

  •   Crash

    Nope…
    No work,
    Trying to talk my doc into letting me work a job that doesn’t require me to do much at all.
    I work with heavy machinery in a factory,
    So I know thats a no go.

    What kind’a work do you do ?
    FYI,
    The hematoma happened after I thought I was fine from the accident/concussion.

    May 11, 2008 at 4:15 am

    Comment #48728

  •   Crash

    Short term they’re saying could be 6 months.
    Thats cause of cognitive stuff mostly and depends on progress.

    I was back at work for a little while too before the hematoma thing.
    Thought I was fine…but I guess not.
    First I was recovering from a grade 3 concussion I had in my accident, which took…I think about 6 weeks,
    And then I was back at work for…I don’t know, a minute.

    May 11, 2008 at 4:12 am

    Comment #48727

  •   secondsout

    Any mother deserves an awesome mother’s day. Especially the ones with really young kids.

    Damn, that’s a long recovery. Are you able to work in the meantime?

    May 11, 2008 at 4:05 am

    Comment #48726

  •   Crash

    LOL…
    Sometimes I say stupid shit IRL and don’t know it untill later on when someone tells me…
    I might type stupid shit here too and not think so, I don’t really know but I’m sure I do.

    Imagine knowing me in person…
    Which is why Gwenn deserves an AWESOME Mothers Day.
    And my sister too.
    Even though she’s annoying as hell sometimes…
    But putting up with me isn’t easy sometimes either.
    But they do anyway… :D
    Which is cool.

    At least a year is what I understand.
    I’m on Dilantin,
    It’s an anti seizure medication thay doesn’t mix with beer or sleep…

    May 11, 2008 at 4:01 am

    Comment #48725

  •   secondsout

    How much longer are you going to have to be on meds?

    May 11, 2008 at 3:50 am

    Comment #48724

  •   Crash

    Hey,
    You are still there.

    Ya’
    All in all it’s from a car crash…
    hence the name Crash,
    I had in Dec.

    Anyway…

    Recovering is recovering and it suck ass.
    So, back at you S’out.
    It isn’t fun for anyone,
    no matter the cause of it.

    May 11, 2008 at 3:47 am

    Comment #48723

  •   secondsout

    Crash, I don’t know all the details, but I know you’re recovering from a subdural hematoma, and maybe there’s more to it. Hang in there, yourself, brother. It seems like you’ve been at it for a while. while this tonsillectomy sucks, I should be over it in less than two weeks.

    May 11, 2008 at 3:39 am

    Comment #48722

  •   Crash

    I’ll tell her.
    Thanks too,
    She doesn’t really do the computer thing too much,
    but she say’s she likes the people I talk to here.

    G’Night zombie,
    Sleep well too.

    S’out,
    I know how much it sucks ass not being able to eat anything much,
    And recovering from shit.
    Best of luck to you man.
    But I’m guessing you probably went off to bed now.
    If you did,
    G’Night,
    Take care too.

    May 11, 2008 at 3:31 am

    Comment #48721

  •   zombieBlanco

    extra water, drink extra water!

    Crash- I am so excited to have figured out the mybloglog thing-i left you a message.

    Off to bed for me too. Have lots of fun tomorrow! Tell Gwenn the TMHQ crew thinks she’s the best.

    May 11, 2008 at 3:22 am

    Comment #48720

  •   Crash

    G’Night R.B.
    Have fun too,
    And sleep well.

    Where’d zombie go ?
    I didn’t see her leave…

    Gatorade and Exedrine, R.B.
    It cures hangovers. 8)

    May 11, 2008 at 3:14 am

    Comment #48719

  •   RunBarbara